Thursday, September 19, 2013

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Check Out "Argh" Favorite Famous Sea Scoundrels!

Posted: 19 Sep 2013 12:50 PM PDT

Aye!

T' one day a year it's (kind of) appropriate t' talk like a pirate -- it's Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Keira Knightly's badass pirate persona as Elizabeth Swann in Pirates Of The Caribean totez made us want to jump aboard ship, but who else can we call our favorite celebrity buccanears??!

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Check Out "Argh" Favorite Famous Sea Scoundrels!"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Check Out "Argh" Favorite Famous Sea Scoundrels!"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Check Out "Argh" Favorite Famous Sea Scoundrels!"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Check Out "Argh" Favorite Famous Sea Scoundrels!"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Check Out "Argh" Favorite Famous Sea Scoundrels!"

Jared Leto & 30 Seconds To Mars Add Rock Flavor To Rihanna's Stay!

Posted: 19 Sep 2013 12:41 PM PDT

As if Vin Diesel's epic karaoke cover wasn't enough!

A little Rihanna plus Jared Leto rocker edge is pure perfection!

Our ears are still happy from listening to 30 Seconds To Mars' version of RiRi's hit song, Stay.

The original tune was totes haunting, but now, an added rock sound and growly voice makes it that much more emotional!

Although the videos sadly weren't identical, a la Ri/Jared nekked in a bathtub, we can make do with this studio version! LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out the AH-mazing cover (above)!

Miley Cyrus 'Hasn't Decided' If She'll Keep Liam Hemsworth's Engagement Ring!

Posted: 19 Sep 2013 12:21 PM PDT

Not since she shared the stage with a porn star in a Borgore video has MileyBird been faced with such a monumental decision!!!

We told you earlier that Liam Hemsworth insisted that his ex-fiancee should keep her engagement ring, and that makes perfect sense. It's a relic of their failed relationship and we're sure his new lady love Eiza González doesn't want it hanging around!!

According to sources, however, Miley Cyrus "hasn't decided" whether or not she even WANTS to keep it!!

Oh, how quickly things change!!

Once, the bright shiny bauble symbolized the beginning of a union that could never be broken, a love that would last forever!

Now? It's a painful reminder of heartbreak and young love gone tragically awry. Ugh!! We totally understand her dilemma!!

The ridiculously amazeballz ring is far too expensive to throw away, but too emotionally costly to keep!

Wait, we have a PERFECT solution!!!

Miley should auction off the ring -- surely she could get truck-loads of cash for it! Then she could donate the proceeds to her favorite charity!!! Maybe one that helps cutesy animals?!

Ahh, the sweet satisfaction of another problem solved!!

[Image via Twitter.]

Madonna Owns A Penis-Shaped Bong!

Posted: 19 Sep 2013 12:12 PM PDT

Looks like Queen Madge has her own royal scepter...in the form of a penis shaped bong!

Madonna fielded questions from fans on Reddit in an extremely candid Ask Me Anything session, including one query asking her about the best gift she received for her birthday:

"I got a bong in the shape of a penis."

LOL! We wonder if she ever put her lips around its hole and sucked! Just a reminder, we're still talking about her bong here, folks.

But seriously, that's a pretty seksi, multifaceted birthday gift to give Madonna! Not that we were planning on doing that for next year, or anything (hello, drawing board old friend)!

Hey, if this present was bong, we don't want to be right! And that's the truth, not a phallus-y!

[Image via WENN.]

Sofia Vergara Has Nips Of Steel In New NSFW Machete Kills Trailer!

Posted: 19 Sep 2013 12:01 PM PDT

Charlie Sheen is the President of the United States and he wants Mel Gibson DEAD!

Umm, sold! This flick is going to be AWESOME!

But wait, Machete Kills gets even better!

Before Danny Trejo can get close enough to Mel to chop his head off (Machete's specialty, as evidenced in the trailer) he has to go through the Gibson army of girls including Sofia Vergara!

Get on their bad side and they'll whip out their tittays and rapid fire your ass to pieces!

Woah!

The B-movie homage also stars Vanessa Hudgens, Amber Heard, Cuba Gooding Jr., Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba!

Ch-ch-check out the blood bath in the new NSFW trailer for this seXXXy sequel! (above)

¡Vámonos!

The Pope Is Sticking Up For Gays Again! What He's Saying Now That Now Has Ultra-Conservatives Angry!

Posted: 19 Sep 2013 11:51 AM PDT

Wow! This is truly a step in the right direction!

Pope Francis, who just might be the coolest Pope EVER, is once again discussing his own views on gays, and we're pretty stoked to hear what he had to say!

When asked if he approved of homosexuality or not, Pope Francis replied:

"Tell me: when God looks at a gay person, does he endorse the existence of this person with love, or reject and condemn this person? We must always consider the person."

Pope Francis also said earlier this year that he does not judge gay people, because who is he to judge anyone!

Well, you're the Pope. That's nothing to sneeze at buddy! You're kind of a big deal!

But in his latest interview, the Pope frankly faulted the Catholic Church for its condemnation of LGBT individuals, as well as abortion and contraceptive use. According to him, close-mindedness is only going to hurt the faith in the long run. He explained:

"The dogmatic and moral teachings of the church are not all equivalent. The church's pastoral ministry cannot be obsessed with the transmission of a disjointed multitude of doctrines to be imposed insistently. We have to find a new balance, otherwise even the moral edifice of the church is likely to fall like a house of cards, losing the freshness and fragrance of the Gospel."

In other words, worry about yourselves people and leave everyone else alone!

Francis' free thinking has many of his ultra-conservative subordinates within the Church calling foul though! To them, these are important issues that must be spoken out against! But the Pope remains steadfast in his "live and let live" mentality. He continued, saying:

"I have never been a right-winger. It is not necessary to talk about these issues all the time. This church with which we should be thinking is the home of all, not a small chapel that can hold only a small group of selected people."

Well put, Pope! Well put!

[Image via WENN.]

Lorde Hits #1 On iTunes And Hits Back At Miley Cyrus Fans! Quote Of The Day!

Posted: 19 Sep 2013 11:40 AM PDT

- Lorde's tweet after Royals hits #1 on iTunes and the reaction she got from Miley Cyrus' fans!

[Images via Patrick Hoffmann/WENN.]

Jennifer Aniston Goes Baggy Amidst Baby Rumors To Dine With Friends In West Hollywood!

Posted: 19 Sep 2013 11:20 AM PDT

Are you hiding a baby bump under those layers, Jennifer Aniston?!

We know your rep denied your reported pregnancy, but this outfit is driving us insane with skepticism!

The massive shapeless ensemble is totes not helping the 44-year-old dispel any "with baby" rumors!

Jenny appeared to be in good spirits, though, as she left Cecconi's Restaurant in West Hollywood last night, carrying a huge Burton gift bag.

We can't help but wonder what's inside!!!

Is it a baby snow board? Little booties for the chilly weather in Aspen?

Or maybe it's just some new gear for her adventurous fiancé Justin Theroux!

Either way, we'd love to sneak a peek at the present! Ha!

[Image via RMBI SWIS/AKM-GSI.]

Rebel Wilson Shows Off Her Huge Melons Onset Of Super Fun Night!

Posted: 19 Sep 2013 11:09 AM PDT

Rebel Wilson made us wanna spill our seeds as she looked positively titillating sporting two halves of a watermelon for a bra!

Rebel was shooting a luau sequence for her show Super Fun Night, and in a swimsuit like that, you know her character is getting lei'd!

However, Rebel wasn't the only one looking boobalicious onset. Ashley Tisdale's breasts got milk...coconut milk, that is, seeing how her bra was made up of some of the seed's lovely, husky shell!

Ashley, who play's Rebel's sister on the show, tweeted about the experience:

Rebel and Ashley, your twins looked great AND nutritious! We're so excited to see the two four of you in Super Fun Night on October 2nd!

[Image via Bleu/Rayne/JFXimages/WENN.]

Katy Perry Smooches John Mayer To A Make Out Soundtrack Provided By Drake!

Posted: 19 Sep 2013 10:50 AM PDT

Who knew Drizzy was providing Katy Perry and John Mayer with their 'get down' music! Oww Oww!

The Prism singer made a kiss-and-tell confession while guest DJing at the launch of iTunes Radio this week!

She revealed Drake's song, Hold On, We're Going Home, is the perfect jam to get you in the mood!

Kitty Purry's momma admitted the amaze '80s esq. ballad reminded her of songs from Lionel Richie and the Weeknd:

"Drake is so sensitive but yet still so cool. It's a hard balance to find: Emotional guys who are sensitive but strong. I listen to it with my boyfriend, so I suggest listening to it with whoever you wanna make out with."

Can we get a bedroom ROAR!?

Keep talking Katy, because boudoir deets are the best!

[Image via DAVID KRIEGER/BauerGriffinOnline.]
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