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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.3.13
- And Now Ireland Baldwin Making Out With A Cup of Frozen Yogurt
- I Don’t Think Jesus Wants Tim Tebow To Play Football
- An Open Letter To The Idiot Who Took Her 8-Year-Old Daughters To Meet Kourtney Kardashian
- Justin Bieber Rides ATVs, Yo, He’s Hard
- Heidi Montag Didn’t Biodegrade Yet
- Lamar Odom At Blockbuster, We’re Talking About It
- Is There A Reason Hayden Panettiere’s Having Sex With JWoww In The Ocean?
- Here’s Your Live-Action Christian Grey, Ladies
- Jessica Alba Bikini Pics Seem Like A Good Note To Come Back On And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.3.13 Posted: 03 Sep 2013 01:30 PM PDT Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s book-ended with Lady Gaga because when you take a three-day in this industry, you miss around 4,782 of her wardrobe changes, so I decided on the two either asscheekiest or nippliest. And even though I know neither of those are words, you still clicked on them, so Read More ...  |
| And Now Ireland Baldwin Making Out With A Cup of Frozen Yogurt Posted: 03 Sep 2013 12:50 PM PDT Before I get into the topic I click-baited you all here with (Haha, idiots.), let me point out that the above is Ireland Baldwin‘s latest Instagram photo which was purposefully taken right after Slater Trout banged her on that couch because, in case I was too subtle earlier, there is no God. Anyway, my point Read More ...  |
| I Don’t Think Jesus Wants Tim Tebow To Play Football Posted: 03 Sep 2013 12:20 PM PDT For those of you wondering why the earth was cast into eternal darkness as a plague of locusts devoured your firstborn, Tim Tebow was cut from the New England Patriots on Friday which left him free to be picked up by any other team in the NFL provided one of them wanted him. Which they Read More ...  |
| An Open Letter To The Idiot Who Took Her 8-Year-Old Daughters To Meet Kourtney Kardashian Posted: 03 Sep 2013 10:28 AM PDT Dear “Irate Fan,” In a recent article for In Touch Weekly, you lamented the fact that you were informed only after already waiting in line with your eight-year-old daughters that it would cost $150 per person to get inside and meet Kourtney Kardashian at the Mirage in Vegas on Saturday. Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Rides ATVs, Yo, He’s Hard Posted: 03 Sep 2013 09:34 AM PDT Over the weekend, TMZ reported, with photos (below) that Justin Bieber was attacked in a Toronto nightclub until he eventually had to be saved by security. Which really doesn’t look good for his new Wyld Kidz image, so he did what any hardass motherfucker would do and tweeted a photo of himself riding an ATV Read More ...  |
| Heidi Montag Didn’t Biodegrade Yet Posted: 03 Sep 2013 08:21 AM PDT It’s been almost a year since Heidi Montag‘s been on the site, so here she is at Crazy Horse for Spencer Pratt‘s 30th birthday because apparently these two are still a draw in Vegas. Which really says all you need to know about anyone who goes there doesn’t it? “Oh, look, honey, it’s those people Read More ...  |
| Lamar Odom At Blockbuster, We’re Talking About It Posted: 03 Sep 2013 08:05 AM PDT Lamar Odom was arrested for DUI last week forcing Khloe Kardashian to issue him an ultimatum that he can’t move back into their house until he cleans himself up, but I don’t give a shit about any of that. What I want to know is how the hell he found a Blockbuster Video that’s still Read More ...  |
| Is There A Reason Hayden Panettiere’s Having Sex With JWoww In The Ocean? Posted: 03 Sep 2013 07:03 AM PDT “Please, I just want to get drunk with my friends. Why are you doing this?!” “I’m the Leprechaun! Heeheehohoho!” “NOOOOOOOOOOO!” NOTE: I respect that the real and “factual” story here is Hayden getting her misspelled tattoo removed, but I still think it’s important to focus on the leprechaun rape. We can’t just pretend we don’t Read More ...  |
| Here’s Your Live-Action Christian Grey, Ladies Posted: 03 Sep 2013 06:39 AM PDT Oh, good, he’s already read the book. It seems like every week for at least the past two years, some famous movie star has been rumored to be one of the leads in Fifty Shades of Grey, the Twilight fan fiction turned erotic bestseller because your mom’s into some freaky shit. But now, finally, the Read More ...  |
| Jessica Alba Bikini Pics Seem Like A Good Note To Come Back On And Other News Posted: 03 Sep 2013 04:00 AM PDT - A word on Axl Jack, the first baby delivered penilely. - Miley Cyrus understands she’s fucked up. - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems never take a break. - LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville are still catty as fuck. - Lance Bass got engaged. - How “Clue” Went Read More ...  |
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