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Paris Hilton on her sex tape: I looked up to Princess Diana - he took that away from me
Justin Timberlake talks about Jessica Biel & Britney Spears with Vanity Fair
Kate Winslet & Louis Dowler are back on: is anyone else “over” Winslet?
Kim Zolciak gives birth to baby boy Kroy Jagger, right on schedule
Ryan Phillippe & Amanda Seyfried have broken up (again)
James McAvoy on Brits making films for Americans: “We’re patronising them”
Rihanna covers Cosmo, says she likes her men “hot and hung”
Hayden Panettiere has another huge sports star boyfriend already
Us Weekly: Leonardo DiCaprio & Blake Lively are “totally smitten”
Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber are still being gross together in Hawaii

Paris Hilton on her sex tape: I looked up to Princess Diana - he took that away from me

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 09:15 AM PDT

Paris Hilton, her monotone voice and her Botoxed to hell mom were on The Piers Morgan Show last night. She went on at length about how her sex tape partner, Rick Soloman, sold her out and ruined her dreams in the process. At one point she even sort-of compared herself to Princess Diana. It was ridiculous. Throughout it all, Paris’ mom Kathy cried but only her lips and hands moved while her unnaturally puffy face tried to scrunch up in a “sad” expression that she couldn’t quite manage. Meanwhile Paris just acted and sounded bored and vapid, like she always does. She’s promoting her “World According to Paris” reality show, which premieres on Oxygen tonight.

P. HILTON: I just — just felt so betrayed. This was not some random guy. This was someone I was with for a few years.

MORGAN: That you loved?

P. HILTON: I thought I did and I can’t believe that he would do something like that to me. It’s something that changed my life forever. You know, and I was a little girl, I looked up to people like Princess Diana and these women, and I feel like he took that away from me.

This is not what I planned. I didn’t want to be known as that, and now, when people look at me they think that I’m something I’m not just because of one incident one night with someone who I was in love with. People assume — oh, she’s a slut just because of one thing that happened to me and it’s hard because I’ll never — I’ll have to live with that for the rest of my life and explain it to my children.

And it’s — it’s something that’s changed my life forever and I’ll never be able to erase it…

K. HILTON: And it doesn’t go away, I mean, that is something that will always —

MORGAN: I see people now, you know, pretty low-ranking celebrities who I suspect are almost deliberately creating sex tapes and putting them out there.

K. HILTON: Like it’s some recipe.

MORGAN: Yes — like it’s almost part of becoming a celebrity.

K. HILTON: Well, I can say this — Paris already had, you know, 14 or 12 or 14 pages in “Vanity Fair.” I think that we have to give Donald Trump and also Graydon Carter from “Vanity Fair” some credit because they both — you know, Donald actually was handling her modeling career and talked us into even allowing her, because we were friends with him. So, he really started her out and then Graydon spotted her, you know, in New York and — and did this whole story on her.

So, that really was when people started to see, you know …

[CNN Transcripts via Popeater]

Read where Paris’ mom said that her daughter had some pages in Vanity Fair so you can’t chalk her fame up to the sex tape. Piers brought it up on that ass-kissing way of his, but still it’s ridiculous. You can tell that Kathy is still hurt and upset by all this while Paris is totally over it and just giving it lip service.

I would say that like so many of her contemporaries after her, Paris may cry and complain about her sex tape getting out, but no sex tapes are released commercially without co-stars signing off on them. There’s no “hard” evidence that Paris cashed in on her sex tape, just a rumor from the NY Post that she was overheard bragging with Soloman that they’d each made a million off of it. Also, the tape coincidentally came out just a week prior to Paris’ small screen reality show debut, The Simple Life. Paris did sue Salomon for the tape’s release, but only after he sued her first for defamation when she tried to claim that she didn’t sign off on it. (I got a refresher on all that on Wiki)

So the whole sex tape issue with Paris is sketchy, and since the tape came out right before her first reality show and helped catapult her to fame, I don’t think it affected her negatively at all. There was never an option for Paris to be the next Princess Diana, and if she was aiming for that maybe she should have followed through on some of that charity work she pledged to do after she got out of jail. Like that time she promised to go to Rwanda and never quite got there. Handing her bikini photos out to orphans while her then-boyfriend was on tour in South Africa doesn’t count.

Justin Timberlake talks about Jessica Biel & Britney Spears with Vanity Fair

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 08:55 AM PDT

I totally believe Lainey's conspiracy theory that Justin Timberlake was supposed to have the July cover of Vanity Fair, but got pushed aside for Waity and William. Now that I'm reading the excerpts from JT's interview, I'm convinced. This is his first major interview since his breakup with Jessica Biel, and he really opened up and gave some good quotes… the kind of quotes you would expect to read in a cover story. Which makes me wonder… who is JT's publicist? Whoever the dude or dudette is, isn't doing a good job lately. You can read the full VF excerpt here, and here are some highlights:

"She is the single-handedly most significant person in my life," Justin Timberlake tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Vanessa Grigoriadis of recent ex-girlfriend Jessica Biel. "In my 30 years, she is the most special person, O.K.? … I don't want to say much more, because I have to protect things that are dear to me—for instance, her."

Timberlake reveals that he wants a family some day, but that "as little as six months ago I wouldn't have even thought about that, but now it feels like a closer planet orbiting around."

Of marriage, the musician turned actor explains what he feels is an uphill battle: "I think the mistake is that people commit to who that person is right then and not the person they're going to become. That's the art of staying together, is changing together," he says. "When you say it like that, it seems damn near impossible, right?"

"Why do you think we all like each other?" Timberlake asks of why celebrities—him included—so often date other celebrities. "Why do you think we wind up dating each other, and feeling more comfortable around each other? We understand what it's like. 'Oh, thank God—finally, somebody who knows how I feel.' It's refuge."

Of his arguably most famous ex-girlfriend, Britney Spears, Timberlake tells Grigoriadis, "I wish her the best—that goes without saying. We haven't spoken in 9 or 10 years." The former child star says that most of his and Spears's relationship was based on circumstance, but had no chance for the long term. "We were two birds of the same feather—small-town kids, doing the same thing. But then you become adults, and the way you were as kids doesn't make any sense. I won't speak on her, but at least for me, I was a totally different person," he says. "I just don't think we were normal; there was nothing normal about our existence. We spent way too much time being the biggest thing for teenyboppers."

"It was exciting that we were having so much success and we could do whatever we wanted. And I mean that about everybody: Backstreet Boys, 'NSync, Britney, Christina," Timberlake says of his early years as a pop idol. "At that time, we could literally go, 'Oh, man, let's go to Bali,' and we'd be on a plane to Bali. We were little kids with big toys. You do the math—that's not going to last." Some very big toys, indeed, as Timberlake recalls that on the set of The All-New Mickey Mouse Club, "Ryan [Gosling] and I used to steal golf carts and go driving in the middle of the park to get milk shakes, and we never got in trouble for it. We thought we were big sh-t."

Timberlake says that while he has no new plans for music on the horizon ("I wouldn't say I'm not going to put out another [album]. I would say that would be a bad bet, if you were betting. But I could see myself only doing one more big tour"), he does have a spate of new movies coming out, including Friends with Benefits with co-star Mila Kunis.

As for the sex scene in the film, Kunis says when given the choice, she and Timberlake decided to film it at the last possible moment. "We figured that by then we'd really, hopefully, be friends, which is what happened," says Kunis. "It's always uncomfortable to do those scenes … You have to be in these crazy positions for 12 to 16 hours. I'll never forget when Justin had to be on top of me with his right hand on my left pasty and his left hand on my right pasty—my feet were getting numb, and I think his hands were giving out on him. It was a workout."

Of her co-star's nudity in Benefits, Kunis says, "The men never have to do anything, and we're always seeing the boobies of the ladies. So for this one, [director] Will [Gluck] said, 'O.K., Justin can show himself off,' which I thought was great."

"It was fun," Timberlake agrees, "but I can't say I'm going to be butt-naked in a movie again. I only did it because I'm young now, and everything's where it's supposed to be. I figured this is the time, before gravity gets the best of me."

[From Vanity Fair]

I like the way JT sounds here - he sounds less like a punk kid with the world at his feet and more like a dude who has faltered a few times and had his ass handed to him a few times. I don't know… like, JT knows about humility. Considering his acting career thus far, yeah, he should know about humility. Do you really think Biel was "the single-handedly most significant person" in his life? It's a nice thing for him to say, and it goes against everything else we've heard about the two of them as a couple. Who knows? As for the Britney Spears quote - I'm really glad he didn't go further. I would have preferred he just say "no comment" but I think that at this point, everybody just hopes Britney stays healthy, even her exes.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Vanity Fair.

Kate Winslet & Louis Dowler are back on: is anyone else “over” Winslet?

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 08:23 AM PDT

I have something to admit that will send the sisterhood into a tizzy: I'm kind of over Kate Winslet. At some point, she really started rubbing me the wrong way. It's not because she and Sam Mendes split, but maybe it's because of how she behaved afterwards? But not even that specifically… it feels like Winslet has changed for the worse over the past few years. She won her Oscar, took a well-deserved breather, got a divorce, and yet… in the few interviews I've read with her recently, I just wanted her to shut up. There's a smugness there, but like she's trying to put on the "I'm just a average woman" façade. I feel like she's patronizing us. I feel like she's just another Hollywood hustler now with her jacked face and (what I see as) her lies about weight loss and Botox. I'm tired of the "I'm just a normal mother" act whenever she's posing for her latest ad campaign with Mario Testino. I don't know. She just bugs.

And then there's this… for the past few months, Kate has allegedly been a single girl after she split with British model Lousi Dowler. Now she's taken him back, apparently:

Oscar winner Kate Winslet was spotted upstate with model Louis Dowler over the weekend, despite reports they split after four months last November. The “Mildred Pierce” star and handsome Dowler were seen driving together in Woodstock on Sunday.

The two met at a party after Winslet and director Sam Mendes announced in March last year they were ending their seven-year marriage. Her romance with Dowler hit a Bump, with Winslet reportedly telling him she wants to be alone, but it now looks like they’ve patched things up. Winslet’s rep didn’t get back to us.

[From Page Six]

See? I don't blame her for wanting "easy." She's a single mom with two kids, two ex-husbands and a thriving career. Why would she want a relationship that's actually high maintenance? Why not just go for the low-maintenance model? I understand that. But I guess my problem is that I thought Winslet was better than all of this, better than on-and-off hookups with male models, better than jacking her face, better than the smugness, better than the put-on act. Once again, I know you're going to yell at me. But I'm just over her.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN.

Kim Zolciak gives birth to baby boy Kroy Jagger, right on schedule

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 07:51 AM PDT

Oh, Lawd. Kim Zolciak has given birth to a baby boy! I had forgotten that she was pregnant too - she got knocked up by her boyfriend of only a few months, Kroy Biermann, who plays for the Atlanta Falcons. Kroy seems… not bright. But I'm sure he's happy because Kim gave him a healthy baby boy. They named the kid… KROY. Kroy Jagger Biermann. Jagger? Goodness.

Kim Zolciak has a new little man in her life. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star welcomed a son, Kroy Jagger Biermann, the reality star announced via Twitter Tuesday night.

“[Kroy Biermann] and I are happy to announce the birth of our son today,” she wrote. “Kroy Jagger Biermann is healthy & beautiful We are so in love!”

This is the first child for Zolciak, 32, and her Atlanta Falcons boyfriend Kroy Biermann, 25. Zolciak also has two daughters, Brielle, 14, and Ariana, 9, from a previous relationship.

Biermann also Tweeted the happy news, writing, “Thank you everyone for all of your well wishes!! KJ is doing so well along with momma … Thank you God!!!”

Once she made it into her second trimester, the reality star told PEOPLE she felt “awesome” and emphasized how excited her daughters were to have Kroy in their life – and a new baby on the way.

“He’s really fantastic with my girls,” Zolciak said of her boyfriend. “I couldn’t have asked for a better partner ever.”

Zolciak also said she got support from her Atlanta costars Kandi Burruss and Sheree Whitfield. “[Sheree will] send me text messages [like], ‘I hope you’re not overdoing it,’” Zolciak said, “and ‘Do you need anything?’ ”

[From People]

Hahahahaha "32". That never fails to make me laugh. Anyway, congrats to Kim and Kroy and Kroy. I have to admit I was wrong - I thought Kim was playing fast and loose with her conception date, but she wasn't. She really did get pregnant when she originally claimed. Because she's a smart golddigger, and that's rule number one, I guess.

All photos courtesy of Life & Style exclusives.

Ryan Phillippe & Amanda Seyfried have broken up (again)

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 07:38 AM PDT

I kind of forgot that Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried were a thing. They were dating on and off since last Halloween, but now, according to Us Weekly, they've broken up again. Seems like a pretty obvious decision considering that during the course of their relationship, Ryan's dealt with baby-daddy drama from a brief hookup that may or may not have happened simultaneously to the start of his relationship with Amanda. Of course, Ryan has still been playing the field while still technically going out with Amanda this whole time - the stories are still out there about Ryan and Rihanna, after all. In case you might feel some sympathy for Amanda… don't. She has a type. She loves the douches. She'll find another one soon enough.

It was fun while it lasted!

After seven months together, Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe have pulled the plug on their relationship, a source tells Us Weekly.

“It was mutual,” the source says. “They were never fully committed.”

After meeting at Kate Hudson’s Halloween party last October, the pair first called it quits in February.

“They were always on and off,” adds the source. “They were always seeing other people.” Still, when reports surfaced in March that Phillippe, 36, was father of his ex-girlfriend Alexis Knapp’s baby, due this month, Seyfried, 25, stuck by him.

But it’s anything but acrimonious post-split, says the pal. “There’s no bad blood. They’re cool.”

Phillippe’s past loves include ex-wife (and mother to his kids Ava and Deacon) Reese Witherspoon and actress Abbie Cornish. Red Riding Hood star Seyfried split with British beau Dominic Cooper about a year ago, following a three-year relationship.

[From Us Weekly]

As I said, I believe Ryan was seeing other people, but I doubt Amanda was. And I wonder why she hung around for so long? I think when Ryan's paternity drama exploded a few months ago, Ryan started being nice to Amanda in the hopes that she would stick around and make him look less like a womanizing douche who sticks it wherever he can without protection.

So… what is Amanda's next move? My guess: Justin Timberlake. He's just her type.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

James McAvoy on Brits making films for Americans: “We’re patronising them”

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 07:15 AM PDT

The lovely Scottish James McAvoy has taken a bit of time during the X-Men: First Class promotional tour to toss a bone (so to speak) to the Yanks, who McAvoy claims aren’t nearly as pedestrian as British filmmakers would hope. According to McAvoy, British filmmakers knowingly “dumb down” their movies to make them much more accessible to American moviegoers, and he believes that this approach backfires. Well, I’m not sure that the effect is as detrimental as McAvoy suggests, but he deserves some serious points for stating the matter as such:

“We dumb our movies down because we want Americans to understand them. The Americans watch it and go ‘[T]his is a really unsophisticated dumbed down movie. Why would we want this? Why do we like this? We don’t’.

“It’s like we’re patronising them and short changing ourselves,” said McAvoy.

McAvoy plays a young Charles Xavier in the latest X-Men installment.

It is a prequel to the previous four films which have taken over $1.5bn (£900m) worldwide. In it we find out how the mutant superhero saga started.

“It was a big responsibility. The fifth X-Men needs to be different. You can’t keep putting out films with the same tone and vibe. I think this does that.

“It;s about what might have been. It’s about brothers and then them tearing each other apart.”

The film was made at Pinewood studios and was directed by Matthew Vaughn. His previous films include Kick Ass and Layer Cake.

It may have the British stamp all over it but it is backed by US studio Twentieth Century Fox who will see the profits.

Jason Flemyng plays a demonic teleporting character called Azazel in the film.

Commenting on American franchises being made in the UK he said: “Filming this at Pinewood was fantastic because it was like the old 1950’s studio. It was packed. I’ve never seen a studio that busy and I loved it. But it’s difficult. It’s great everyone’s working but we kind of need to develop and work up our own stuff so that some of that money comes back into the British film industry.”

The stellar cast list also includes Michael Fassbender, Mad Men star January Jones and Kevin Bacon.

He had some advice for British filmmakers: “I think the whole thing is to keep trying to make the best possible movie that you can and hopefully the cream rises to the top. And sometimes you know you look at something like The Kings Speech, which is made for relatively little money compared to X-Men and it just keeps making money, making money, making money.”

[From Sky News]

It’s difficult to tell (from the way that Sky News arranged this article) whether some of these quotes are coming from Jason Flemyng or Kevin Bacon, but the copy would lead one to conclude that it’s all McAvoy here. To a degree, I believe that he’s correct about Brit perceptions of U.S. audiences, but the tricky thing is that these assumptions are dead on when it comes to most summer popcorn movies. Just look at the success of the previous X-Men movies, which even most American comic book fans admit are really horrible pieces of cinema, yet they still went and watched them (sometimes even more than once). Perhaps McAvoy is really trying to tell us that X-Men: First Class is merely smarter than the rest of the movies, which is already pretty clear from the trailer itself.

In any case, McAvoy’s gesture of goodwill for U.S. audiences is appreciated. Now, if only he would take off those jeans for the ladies too.

Photos courtesy of AllMoviePhoto and WENN

Rihanna covers Cosmo, says she likes her men “hot and hung”

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 07:06 AM PDT

Here is Rihanna's Cosmopolitan cover for July. I like the shot in that I don't find it particularly offensive, and they didn't Photoshop Rihanna into oblivion. On the other side, it's kind of boring. Rihanna's photo shoots are usually pretty interesting, but maybe she and the editors just wanted to play it safe with this one. Here are some excerpts from the interview:

Rihanna on Twitter: “I was so against Twitter. I couldn’t understand how people were supposed to care what I was doing at any given moment. Then I started to figure out you can treat it like a giant chat room: I can respond directly to people’s questions. It makes it easier to deal with the flak around you because now people have a sense of who you are.”

Rihanna feels sexiest when she is…. covered in chocolate body paint.

How Rihanna likes her men: "Hot and hung, but sweet will do!"

Turn-ons: "I'm turned on to a guy by different things. It could be the way he looks. It could be his intelligence. It's really a spontaneous thing. I'm open to love but guys should have to earn it because the minute they get it, they want something else. Men are like hunters; they like the chase. So you have to keep them guessing. Actually, I'm like that too. I get bored very quickly. So if someone can make me laugh, that's the best."

[From Cosmo and OK! Magazine]

Hot, hung and maybe sweet. Rihanna and I are sisters, under the skin. Actually, my type is skeevy, dirty and hung. Sidenote: there's a good reason I'm not married, right? Anyway, in addition to this Cosmo release, Rihanna's new music video for "Man Down" has also just come out. Let's watch it together:

The song is very budget Bob Marley. As for the video and the subject matter… I wasn't really expecting that, honestly. I thought the rest of the video was just going to be Rihanna playing in the water, but that rape part was… an unusual choice for a pop music video. I hope Rihanna talks about the subject matter she brought up.

Cover courtesy of Cosmo. Additional photos courtesy of WENN.

Hayden Panettiere has another huge sports star boyfriend already

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 06:58 AM PDT

Yesterday website RumorFix had a photo of Hayden Panettiere out with yet another hulking dark-haired sports star, just three weeks after she announced her breakup with heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko after two years. It looks like a rebound and like Hayden is trying to replace Klitschko. Hayden, 21, was seen out with NY Giants quarterback Mark Sanchez, 24. At least they’re closer in age than Hayden was with 35 year-old Klitschko. I would say that she has a type, but prior to Klitschko she was dating her Heroes costar, Milo Ventimiglia. Milo is hot enough but is a relative pipsqueak compared to these guys and is all of 5′10″ tall, tops.

As first posted at RumorFix.com, the Scream 4 actress, 21, was snapped outside an In-N-Out Burger in Laguna Hills, Calif. on Monday smiling and gabbing with Sanchez, 24. One insider tells the site the duo are “just friends.”

Still, Sanchez was spotted hitting on the Heroes alum at a star-studded pre-Oscars bash Feb. 25 at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont. Clad in a red dress, Panettiere chatted up the footballer for a private half-hour chat; “the flirting was mutual,” one witness told Us Weekly.

Citing difficulties with their long-distance love, Panettiere and Ukrainian heavyweight champion Klitschko, 35, confirmed the end of their two-year relationship May 12.

[From US Weekly]

Good for Hayden I guess, and good for her for going for a guy closer in age. My initial impression from the photo of the two of them out together is that Sanchez is kind of a downgrade, but as you know I have a soft spot for Klitschko. I’ve reviewed some more photos of the guy though and I definitely see his appeal. Hayden is a lucky bitch. So did she meet Sanchez before or after she called it quits with Klitschko?

Also, I wouldn’t put it past Hayden to leak this photo to RumorFix herself. This is the woman who said that the paparazzi and public “destroy relationships” and yet she was rumored to regularly call the paparazzi when she first started out. She certainly hit enough hot spots. Now a website dedicated to “rumor busting” has a photo of her with a new boyfriend at a time when she probably wants her ex to see that she’s moved on.

Us Weekly: Leonardo DiCaprio & Blake Lively are “totally smitten”

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 06:36 AM PDT

First it was New York and LA, or so the rumors and reports go. Then they were finally photographed together in the South of France. And then again in Italy, just days later. And now Us Weekly has exclusive photos of Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio holding hands in the moonlight during a trip to Monte Carlo - you can see the photos here and here. Ah, summer romance. Will Blake make it past the summer, though? That's my question. Because whatever is happening between Blake and Leo right now… well, it's the most publicized and photographed romance he's had so far. He dated Bar Refaeli and Gisele Bunchen for YEARS and to this day it's difficult to find any "candids" of those couplings. So… is Blake calling the paps? Sure. Could be. Totally. Does Leo care? I don't think he does… right now. He's in a biscuit haze, I think.

Leonardo DiCaprio’s heart will go on and on…for Blake Lively! After weeks of speculation and high-profile partying up and down the French Riviera, DiCaprio, 36, and Lively, 23, were photographed holding hands during a romantic, moonlit stroll after dinner in Monte Carlo May 27– and only Us Weekly has the exclusive photos.

“He looked very in love,” a witness says in the new issue, on stands Wednesday. Two days later, the Oscar-nominated actor — who has been wining and dining the Gossip Girl star for weeks over dinner, helicopter and yacht rides and glitzy A-list bashes — brought her as his guest at a Grand Prix-viewing bash aboard a yacht.

“Her face lit up when Leo was talking,” a fellow reveler says.

“He had introduced Blake as his girlfriend,” adds a source. “I would say they’re totally smitten!”

Although DiCaprio and model Bar Rafaeli called it quits just a few weeks ago, he and Lively first connected at an NYC business meeting back in November — and shared a kiss at a Hollywood bash in January.

“I’ve never seen him like this with a girl,” adds the insider of DiCaprio.

For much more on this suddenly hot-and-heavy romance — how DiCaprio has spared no expense for his new lady, Lively’s decade-long crush on the star, and more exclusive photos of their PDAs in Europe — pick up the new Us Weekly, on stands Wednesday!

[From Us Weekly]

Remember, Us Weekly was the tabloid to have that hilarious story about Leo only having eyes for Blake because she's so gorgeous. I think it was… In Touch Weekly, maybe, that had the best story about Blake "playing hard to get" and that's what won Leo.

That being said… yeah, look at the Monte Carlo photos at The Mail. Leo and Blake totally look loved up. This is like her relationship equivalent of getting the Chanel contract. Blake waited it out, held out for the big one that would change her life. She is so very ambitious. I really wish her acting talent was as good as her hustle.

UPDATE: By the way, have you seen these NSFW photos? They look quite a bit like Blake. Like, I’m pretty sure it’s her. But she and her rep issued a denial to Us Weekly: “The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and Zap2it are 100 percent fake… Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.”

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber are still being gross together in Hawaii

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 06:34 AM PDT

I saw this photo of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez yesterday, and I emailed it to CB and Bedhead under the subject "Gross." We then dissected why exactly it was so disgusting to us. CB and I came to the conclusion that it was horrible because it’s all so trashy. The leather couch, The Bieb's shirtless chest, Selena's posture, the way The Bieb is looking into the camera. It's… just disgusting.

Anyway, I guess this photo is from their trip to Hawaii, which is still going on. The Bieb and Selena have been getting pap'd constantly - you can see some of the photos here. The Bieb grabbing her ass, two teenagers frolicking in the surf… it's all pretty meh. The Bieb is what now? 17 years old? I remember being 17. Some 17-year-old guys are totally built. If this was Jason L. from my high school physics class, frolicking in the Maui surf, I would be all over it. Jason was built. Jason had broad shoulders and nice muscles. The Bieb looks about 12.

But you know that Selena is still getting death threats, right? All of the little Bieber girls hate her passionately. And yes, I totally think they're having sex.

Photos courtesy of Twit-pic, WENN.

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