Sunday, January 2, 2011

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'Teen Mom' Baby Drama: Gary Shirley Calls Amber Portwood Sluttish

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 10:53 AM PST

The ongoing downward spiral between Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood and her baby daddy Gary Shirley continues. Now that Amber is out of jail, the two are swapping defamatory recorded phone calls. The latest? Amber’s cousin has Gary on the phone calling his baby mamma a slut.

According to TMZ, Gary called up Amber’s cousin and talked smack about Amber in efforts to hit on the cousin. Too bad the cousin was recording the whole thing. As the whole debacle between this teen parenting pair continues, they’re both coming out looking bad. Here’s what Gary said:

“Amber is sluttish. You’ve been with six dudes, Amber’s been with f**king a million.”

Obviously Gary’s a little hurt by Amber’s dating history since they split. But the kicker? When he tries to get the cousin to come over:

“If you ever want to piss off Amber, let me know.”

Classy!

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'Teen Mom' Baby Drama: Gary Shirley Calls Amber Portwood Sluttish

We Finally Figure Out Why True Grit's Hailee Steinfeld Bugs Us

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 08:11 AM PST

Last night we were faced with the biggest decision in 2011 thus far: Tron: Legacy or True Grit? On the one hand, what better way to ring in the New Year than to watch Jeff Bridges in 3d? On the other hand, the Coen Brothers don’t subscribe to Woody Allen’s hit-and-miss philosophy, so their success last year with A Serious Man doesn’t mean you can skip The Dude channeling John Wayne in their latest fare, True Grit.

But we were already so annoyed with the overly-precocious Hailee Steinfeld, the plucky young protagonist in Grit, that we were willing to choose mindless action over annoying substance. You see, between Kiernan Shipka and Chloe Moretz, 2010 was a great year to idolize smarmy girls, and while that’s better than finding the new Miley Cyrus or something, we can’t help but sort of want to wipe the smirk off these pre-teens.

But despite our reservations, Hailee carried an impressive performance in the film. And it took us till the 90 minute mark, but we finally found what it is about her voice that seems so intolerably darling.

Oh man, if Haille becomes some sort of gay icon, we might need to rethink our position on pigtails and potato sack dresses.

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We Finally Figure Out Why True Grit's Hailee Steinfeld Bugs Us

Very Mary-Kate Presents: Church

Posted: 02 Jan 2011 07:14 AM PST

Seven days without Elaine Carroll’s spoof of Mary-Kate Olsen makes one weak. I’m like too sleepy to even press the Publish buttozzzz…Oh hey guys, what’s up? So seven days without watching A Very Mary-Kate makes one wezzzzzzzz… (etc., etc.,)

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Very Mary-Kate Presents: Church

New Year's Resolutions Motivation: Avoid David Arquette's Oompa Loompa Breakdown

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 01:17 PM PST

New Year’s resolutions can be hard to keep. Drink less? Smoke less? Eat less? It’s hard to know when you’re engaged in a little healthy cheating and just falling into a black hole. But here’s a little something to keep you motivated as 2011 progresses. Whatever you do, chances are you’re going to want to avoid following David Arquette into the world of the oompa loompa bachelor.

2010 was a rough year for David. After announcing his split from wife Courteney Cox, David has been over-sharing all over the place and generally letting the world know that he’s experiencing an ongoing meltdown.

David’s been partying with oompa loompas at his club Arquette and Beacher’s Madhouse in Hollywood since rejoining the single world. And now we have photographic evidence of exactly what that looks like. Here’s a pic of with some of his club friends before a private event that happened this week.

Note to middle aged men who miss being single: This is not a good look for you.

(PS: This was not a New Year’s party.)

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New Year's Resolutions Motivation: Avoid David Arquette's Oompa Loompa Breakdown

Crushable Quotable: Ke$ha Already Broke Her New Year's Resolution

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 12:49 PM PST

Ryan Seacrest should have known better than to ask Ke$ha her New Year’s resolutions on live television. Last night in Times Square, the pop star proudly told him her new year’s resolution:

“To not become a douche bag!”

So is this the first celebrity 2011 resolution that’s already been broken? We’re pretty sure that those glasses mixed with that lipstick firmly place her in the douche bag camp.

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Crushable Quotable: Ke$ha Already Broke Her New Year's Resolution

Questionable Choices: Kim Kardashian's Corn Rows

Posted: 01 Jan 2011 12:33 PM PST

Kim Kardashian ended the year of 2010 with braids. The bootylicious celeb rocked a “Bo Derek” look on Thursday. But don’t worry. She was back to normal for New Year’s Eve. What do you think – should she have kept the braids longer?

Kim tweeted her new look this week:

“Just took a quick nap and woke up with a whole new look! Love the glam squad!”

But apparently it was all for the new music video she’s filming with Kanye West. Last night she was back to normal with BFF Brittny Gastineau:

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Questionable Choices: Kim Kardashian's Corn Rows
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