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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.15.12
- JWoww Wants To Get Pregnant, Too
- Coco & The Zen Of Bikini Bike Riding
- Jenny McCarthy Thinks Her Naked Body Is Her Son’s Teeth
- Chris Brown Is A Snitch
- Mena Suvari’s Golden Chipmunk Butt And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.15.12 Posted: 15 Jun 2012 12:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we see just how seriously Victoria’s Secret took Candice Swanepoel‘s eating disorder, Rose McGowan didn’t buy her face from this store, and finally, Constantine Maroulis : Werewolf :: John Travolta : Vampire. Yes, that’s on the SAT. Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, could you point me in the Read More ...  |
| JWoww Wants To Get Pregnant, Too Posted: 15 Jun 2012 10:30 AM PDT        If you thought the worst thing that could happen as a result of Snooki getting pregnant is that her child will eventually learn what his mother is, well.. okay, you’re right. Shut up. But the second worst thing that could happen is she makes the other walking piles of greasy melanoma in the Jersey Shore Read More ...  |
| Coco & The Zen Of Bikini Bike Riding Posted: 15 Jun 2012 09:22 AM PDT        Here’s Coco, the majestic battle beast Ice-T built and forged with his own bare hands from a slab of sex and granite with a whole lot of “Damn, woman” thrown in for good measure, learning how to ride and repair a bike for the first time and she couldn’t do everything more right: Using lots Read More ...  |
| Jenny McCarthy Thinks Her Naked Body Is Her Son’s Teeth Posted: 15 Jun 2012 08:26 AM PDT        Jenny McCarthy is in full “Say Whatever The Fuck I Need To Say To Get Publicity” mode, so here she is sharing an anecdote about the time she accidentally sent her son’s dentist a naked picture of herself. Keep in mind, this is a person people literally took medical advice from which surprisingly resulted in Read More ...  |
| Posted: 15 Jun 2012 07:33 AM PDT        If I learned anything from The Wire it’s don’t be snitchin’ or Marlo will burn your house and foster mom down. (See, also: Turnin’ into zombies, Chris and Snoop.) I also learned don’t be shootin’ no grandmas in their Sunday crowns which, now that I think about it, is probably the more practical advice. Anyway, Read More ...  |
| Mena Suvari’s Golden Chipmunk Butt And Other News Posted: 15 Jun 2012 05:59 AM PDT        - Your glasses draw a fine line between hipster and sexy. - George Clooney hasn’t dumped Stacy Keibler yet, so just assume he has cancer. - Quentin Tarantino’s Inspiration For Samuel L. Jackson’s Character In Pulp Fiction Discovered - Here’s Bethenny Frankel groping Coco‘s ass in case you ever wanted to Read More ...  |
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