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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.25.12
- Public Service Announcement: Herpes is Airborne Now. Repeat. Herpes is Airborne Now.
- Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover Looks Like This
- Hey, What’s Up, Michael Bay? Cool Hooker
- It’s Jessica Biel’s Butt In A Bikini
- Kim Kardashian Made It Near Beyoncé, So Nobody Touch The Beyoncé. The Beyoncé Has Gone Bad
- It’s DJ Paris Hilton
- Jessica Simpson Wants You To Know She Still Has Giant Breasts, In Case You Forgot
- Whitney Port In A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.25.12 Posted: 25 Jun 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, living up to it’s usual sizable girth and not just because Joe Manganiello can smell this one’s already been marked. We’ve also got Kate Gosselin at the happiest we’ve ever seen her, Michael Douglas and Just For Men taking elderly pimpin’ to the next level, and ok Nicki Read More ...  |
| Public Service Announcement: Herpes is Airborne Now. Repeat. Herpes is Airborne Now. Posted: 25 Jun 2012 12:50 PM PDT        “And so, gentlemen, what I propose is this: We take young men and women of ill repute who have over time acquired a myriad of diseases transmitted from intercourse, adorn them in provocative swimwear so as to be pleasing to the eye and then give them all jetpacks. From there, America’s shores will crumble paving Read More ...  |
| Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover Looks Like This Posted: 25 Jun 2012 12:00 PM PDT   Here’s Jenny McCarthy on the cover of the July/August issue of Playboy in case you couldn’t tell from all the Photoshop. And the word “Playboy.” Anyway, you’ll notice she has her legs conveniently crossed which suggests Jenny McCarthy wasn’t making shit up when she said her spread would be a Radcliffe-ian feast of the eyes. Read More ...  |
| Hey, What’s Up, Michael Bay? Cool Hooker Posted: 25 Jun 2012 11:15 AM PDT        Here’s Michael Bay leaving Chateau Marmont Saturday night with a woman he clearly didn’t want to be seen with, so right off the bat my first thought was “hooker.” But then I realized this is Michael Bay and “Hey, everybody, I’m buying sex!” is probably something he writes into the side of his Ferrari with Read More ...  |
| It’s Jessica Biel’s Butt In A Bikini Posted: 25 Jun 2012 10:05 AM PDT        Until now, I would’ve safely said no other bikini butt photos could ever come close to matching the power and ass-majesty of Leighton Meester in Hawaii. It was like staring into the face of Butt-halla as winged Valkyries gave you a lap dance. But then out of the sea came Jessica Biel in Puerto Rico Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Made It Near Beyoncé, So Nobody Touch The Beyoncé. The Beyoncé Has Gone Bad Posted: 25 Jun 2012 07:44 AM PDT     You know, I make a lot of jokes about Gwyneth Paltrow essentially touting Beyoncé as her “black friend” when she’s not attempting to own her like property, except at the end of the day, this is apparently what happens when the GOOP ain’t goopin’: Kim Kardashian fulfills her life’s mission. Here’s Kim and Beyoncé at Read More ...  |
| Posted: 25 Jun 2012 07:40 AM PDT        Warning: Valtrex may cause short-term memory loss. After overcoming adversity by going against the very fiber of her being and having sex with a black guy to learn the art of DJing, here’s Paris Hilton making her debut at the Sao Paolo Music Festival last night which you’ll be surprised to learn involved her looking Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson Wants You To Know She Still Has Giant Breasts, In Case You Forgot Posted: 25 Jun 2012 06:30 AM PDT        Apparently Jessica Simpson takes walks around her block with her gigantor cleavage hanging out and felt the need to share that with everyone on Twitter because she understands social media and it’s dynamic capacity to connect millions of people from around the world then make them stare at tits: Just taking a walk around the Read More ...  |
| Whitney Port In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 25 Jun 2012 06:25 AM PDT        - Mind the Gap Monday - A better analysis on how Kim Kardashian ended up near Beyoncé than whatever the hell I wrote. Something about “butt-balls?” Who can keep track of these things? - The Ten Most Convincing Screen Tests Of All Time - Hoda‘s stealing Ann Curry‘s job. - Read More ...  |
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