Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.15.13

Posted: 15 Jan 2013 12:45 PM PST

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Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which seems a little light, but not when you consider the still rising paparazzi death toll from Alexander Skarsgard unleashing the Kraken. They found one poor bastard with shards of lens jutting from his aorta. Fortunately, the survivors, though forever marred with a penis-shaped burn across their faces, Read More ...

Katherine Webb’s In The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Calls Herself ‘The Anti-Kim Kardashian’

Posted: 15 Jan 2013 11:51 AM PST

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In case you haven’t heard by now, the suddenly Internet famous Katherine Webb will be in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and in an interview with SI.com has already dubbed herself “The Anti-Kim Kardashian.” Which is hilarious because as Todd over at IDLYITW points out, Katherine’s already the first model to break the rule Read More ...

And Shawn Holley Just Saved Lindsay Lohan From Going To Jail. Goddammit.

Posted: 15 Jan 2013 10:45 AM PST

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Lindsay Lohan‘s still in London and her current lawyer Mark Heller can’t represent her in California yet, so all Shawn Holley had to do this morning was show up in court and tell the judge Lindsay fired her which would’ve resulted in a bench warrant for her arrest. Instead, despite still being owed $300,000, Shawn Read More ...

Watch ‘Joe Schmo’ Tonight on Spike TV

Posted: 15 Jan 2013 10:00 AM PST

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Megan Fox Is Crazier Than Any of Us Realized

Posted: 15 Jan 2013 09:29 AM PST

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Megan Fox is the cover interview for the February issue of Esquire and, holy shit, is this thing a piece of work. Turns out when she’s not burdened with the arduous task of using her looks to make millions of dollars, Megan Fox spends most of her days preparing for the biblical End Times which Read More ...

BERTNEY’S RERDY FER RURV

Posted: 15 Jan 2013 08:19 AM PST

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Thanks to the Golden Globes, I didn’t get a chance to cover Britney Spears being tossed back into the dating pool after she quit X-Factor, exactly as predicted, so here she is on a coffee run yesterday where her sweatshirt let the world know she’s ready for love. And by love I mean someone willing Read More ...

Good Morning, Emma Rigby Bikini Pics, And Other News

Posted: 15 Jan 2013 06:25 AM PST

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- Lena Dunham is a chunky Diablo Cody. I finally figured it out. - This Quentin Tarantino shit is officially ridiculous. - Adam Levine is designing a clothing line for Kmart? … Kmart? - Sometimes you just want to stare at women in sports bras for a few hours. Your Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Fires Lawyer Who Successfully Keeps Her Out of Jail Because She Charges Money

Posted: 15 Jan 2013 06:00 AM PST

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Lindsay Lohan has literally only done one thing right in her life and that’s retain Shawn Holley as her lawyer because she’s repeatedly kept her out of jail so many times that if this were the 1800s we’d burn her alive for being a witch. Unfortunately, Shawn charges money for her legal services, so she Read More ...

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