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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.28.13
- January Jones’ Hair Is Falling Out
- Jebus’ll Find Bertney A New Man!
- Turns Out Licking Kristen Stewart’s Vagina Is Bad For Your Marriage. Who Knew?
- Rick Ross Targeted In Drive-By Shooting
- The 19th Annual Screen Actor Guild Awards
- Jennifer Lawrence Ripped Her Dress, Made Everyone Google Her Old MTV Promo
- Chris Brown & Frank Ocean Got In A Fight Over A Parking Space
- Good Sweet Goddamn Morning, Sophie Turner In A Bikini, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.28.13 Posted: 28 Jan 2013 01:05 PM PST        Welcome to another post awards-ceremony-packed-weekend edition of The Crap We Missed, which of course means it will include anyone who looked confusingly hot and weird at the same time, awesomely inappropriately groped someone and/or something, or just showed up with his top bitch. As for those not invited to the fancy awards shows, we’ve got Read More ...  |
| January Jones’ Hair Is Falling Out Posted: 28 Jan 2013 12:00 PM PST        Here’s January Jones as a redhead. And here she is as a brunette. And above she’s back to being a blonde, so you’ll probably be surprised to find out her hair is falling out which the Internet couldn’t trip over itself fast enough to report because she’s a spite-birthing shrew. And, honestly, all I have Read More ...  |
| Jebus’ll Find Bertney A New Man! Posted: 28 Jan 2013 11:14 AM PST        Britney Spears is mentally handicapped to the point that at 31-years-old her dad is still her legal guardian because she can’t even perform such basic tasks as signing a check or not using her children’s heads for ashtrays. So of course she goes to church. Which, in her defense, makes perfect sense because where else Read More ...  |
| Turns Out Licking Kristen Stewart’s Vagina Is Bad For Your Marriage. Who Knew? Posted: 28 Jan 2013 10:30 AM PST        For those of you who forget the day true love grew it’s last pure, untainted sparkle-erection, Snow White and The Hunstman director Rupert Sanders was caught going down on Kristen Stewart who was Robert Pattinson‘s girlfriend and more importantly not Rupert Sanders’ wife Liberty Ross. And while it seemed like everyone was going to be Read More ...  |
| Rick Ross Targeted In Drive-By Shooting Posted: 28 Jan 2013 09:31 AM PST  Presumably because Chris Brown and Frank Ocean fighting over a parking space was a sad commentary on the current state of hip-hop music – One of them even stayed and talked to the police. Politely! – rapper Rick Ross was targeted in a drive-by shooting that caused him to crash his Rolls Royce into an Read More ...  |
| The 19th Annual Screen Actor Guild Awards Posted: 28 Jan 2013 08:31 AM PST        Here’s the rest of The 19th Annual Screen Actor Guild Awards which I might as well have called “The I Watch A Lot of Mad Men, Breaking Bad and Homeland Plus Want To Touch Maria Menounos‘ Butt Gallery” which is really the core message here. Well, that and, Oh God Jesus Why, Jessica Pare?!. Although, Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Lawrence Ripped Her Dress, Made Everyone Google Her Old MTV Promo Posted: 28 Jan 2013 07:47 AM PST        Despite Meryl Streep injecting her with pneumonia to teach her respect, Jennifer Lawrence made it to last night’s SAG Awards where she not only won, but managed to rip her dress on her way to the podium before revealing she got her SAG card from starring in a promo for MTV’s My Super Sweet 16. Read More ...  |
| Chris Brown & Frank Ocean Got In A Fight Over A Parking Space Posted: 28 Jan 2013 06:50 AM PST        Depending on whether you read TMZ or the New York Post, Chris Brown and Frank Ocean had some sort of “fight” over a parking space yesterday that was either started by Ocean’s entourage attacking Chris Brown or Chris Brown jumping Ocean. And while the knee-jerk reaction is to obviously blame Chris Brown because he’s a Read More ...  |
| Good Sweet Goddamn Morning, Sophie Turner In A Bikini, And Other News Posted: 28 Jan 2013 05:00 AM PST        - Apparently Divergent is your new young adult hot shit, and it’s already ensnared Kate Winslet. - The Kardashians have resorted to squirting breast milk on each other. Yup. - Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere - This is what happens when you pay Jim Belushi to write a relationship Read More ...  |
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