Wednesday, January 30, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.30.13

Posted: 30 Jan 2013 01:00 PM PST

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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her Read More ...

Alec Baldwin’s Drunken Grizzly Bear Seed Is Strong

Posted: 30 Jan 2013 12:00 PM PST

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Despite a busy schedule of clandestine right-wing operatives roping him into going 800% bear-shit on the paparazzi, Alec Baldwin somehow found time to ejaculate into his wife’s vagina thus impregnating her and making all those random sidewalk push-ups look slightly less ridiculous. When asked if they’re hoping for a boy or a girl, Alec responded Read More ...

Rihanna Admits To Rolling Stone She’s Dating Chris Brown Again Because He’s Changed

Posted: 30 Jan 2013 10:55 AM PST

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Seen here following my psychic instructions to the letter and posting it to Instagram – Alright, now make your friend put on the Boba Fett helmet while you go, “Mmm, I bet you want that carbonite…” – Rihanna has finally confirmed to Rolling Stone that she’s back together with Chris Brown because he’s “different now” Read More ...

Jason London Shit In A Cop Car

Posted: 30 Jan 2013 09:53 AM PST

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If Al Roker‘s taught me anything it’s that you never, ever treat Heidi and Spencer with a modicum of respect and that the Internet loves poopy. Can’t get enough of it. Which brings us to Jason London – not to be confused with his twin Jeremy “Muggers Made Me Do All The Drugs I Like” Read More ...

Miley Cyrus Doing Yoga In A Bikini

Posted: 30 Jan 2013 08:43 AM PST

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Since I just wrote an entire post blaming retarded white trash for the downfall of society, here’s Miley Cyrus proving that some of them aren’t all bad and actually do serve a purpose. Granted, that purpose is having remarkable asses and being all kinds of flexible which is probably why they keep getting pregnant, that’s Read More ...

Teen Mom Jenelle Actually Made The World A Better Place. What The Hell Just Happened?

Posted: 30 Jan 2013 07:48 AM PST

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Within the span of just one week, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans managed to sell the following stories to Radar/Star/National Enquirer (All the same company.): - She’s pregnant. - She’s getting a divorce. - She’s having a miscarriage. - She’s getting back with her ex that allegedly beat her because her current husband allegedly beats her. Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Got Her Ass On A Plane

Posted: 30 Jan 2013 06:46 AM PST

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Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan tried to bail on her court hearing today by claiming to have the flu even though she was photographed shopping all over New York the exact day she was supposedly diagnosed. Except in a surprising display of self-awareness, Lindsay hopped on a plane last night after the story broke which is hilarious Read More ...

Good Morning, Bertney’s Bewbs, And Other News

Posted: 30 Jan 2013 06:13 AM PST

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- Women who love to party are a damn good reason to live. - Remember when Russell Crowe allegedly knocked up Nicole Kidman when she was with Tom Cruise? Relive the memories, the magic… - Apparently Richard Gere is a sexual gymnast and Robert DeNiro spent the 70s banging models with his Read More ...

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