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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.4.13
- Megan Fox Joined Twitter, Okay? Are You F-cking Happy Now?
- The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
- Of Course Chris Brown’s Cheating On Rihanna
- Stephanie Seymour (In A Bikini) Will Make It All Better And Other News
- Holy Shit, We Can Post Stuff To The Internet
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.4.13 Posted: 04 Jan 2013 04:33 PM PST        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s being written right now in a text document because we’re locked out of our site admin, which I can only assume is because it’s been almost a full month since we posted new Jon Hamm penis pics. And you know what? You’re right, node cluster failure, we Read More ...  |
| Megan Fox Joined Twitter, Okay? Are You F-cking Happy Now? Posted: 04 Jan 2013 04:28 PM PST        Megan Fox launched her Twitter account last night, and naturally she did it in the bitchiest way possible via a Facebook post where she makes it abundantly clear she’s above all this shit but, GAWD, if she has to… Against my better judgment, I have finally joined Twitter. Every possible version of my name is Read More ...  |
| The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams Posted: 04 Jan 2013 04:25 PM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Last week you didn’t get any Playboy Playmate Instagrams because our gift to each other was Chocolate Orange Massage Oil making as little as dick jokes as possible between Christmas and New Years. And Chocolate Orange Massage Oil. Anyway, your new favorite feature is back and this time includes a shot Read More ...  |
| Of Course Chris Brown’s Cheating On Rihanna Posted: 04 Jan 2013 04:09 PM PST        Chris Brown beat the living shit out of Rihanna and left for her dead but she still took him back, so of course, he’s going to continue cheating on her like crazy. What else is he supposed to do in this situation? Treat her with respect? WAHAHAHA! In Touch reports: In Touch can exclusively reveal Read More ...  |
| Stephanie Seymour (In A Bikini) Will Make It All Better And Other News Posted: 04 Jan 2013 03:53 PM PST        - A compelling argument why Katie Holmes should get her pubes pulled. - Lil Wayne tattooed the word “BAKED” on his forehead. Yup. - Dammit, who got muscles all over these beautiful women? C’mon. - Brandi Glanville wants to “throw up in her mouth” over LeAnn Rimes’ new mansion while LeAnn Read More ...  |
| Holy Shit, We Can Post Stuff To The Internet Posted: 04 Jan 2013 03:41 PM PST  Hey, everybody, The Superficial Writer. Not sure if you remember me. As some of you have noticed, the site epically shat the bed today and only now at 6:30 PM EST have we finally been able to make a post which we’ll be the first to say is goddamn ridiculous. Fortunately, we already found something Read More ...  |
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