Monday, January 21, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.21.13

Posted: 21 Jan 2013 01:00 PM PST

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Welcome to another robust Monday edition of The Crap We Missed which admittedly starts off on a sour note (above), continues downhill from there, until finally ending in the gutter. So, sorry in advance for that. Sprinkled throughout, however, are a few bright spots, like Rutger Hauer: Dark Thief of Immortal Souls, Olivia Munn finally Read More ...

Bill Clinton Won The Inauguration

Posted: 21 Jan 2013 11:44 AM PST

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In case you forgot how awesome Bill Clinton is, it’s this awesome. Exactly this awesome. Not to mention, this happened next because we’re dealing with a man who never shies away from life’s sweetest rewards or shoving a cigar in them. And on the opposite side of that coin, you have Joe Biden who’s clearly Read More ...

Alexander Skarsgård Will Bang Sundance Now

Posted: 21 Jan 2013 10:35 AM PST

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Fun Fact: Alexander Skarsgård isn’t even in this movie. He’s that good.   Legend has it Alexander Skarsgård‘s penis sings this exact song to you after it bangs you. Which is a joke, of course, because scientists don’t even have a form of measurement that accurately reflects the short amount of time it’s not inside Read More ...

Kelly Kapowski Posed For ‘Me In My Place’

Posted: 21 Jan 2013 09:45 AM PST

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Here’s my childhood love Kelly Kapowski, or “Tiffani Thiessen,” whatever the hell that means, posing for Me In My Place. And, look, I know I sometimes make lame, immature jokes on here about never wanting to bang older women, but at the end of the day, I would absolutely make a retarded baby with this. Read More ...

Britney Spears Is Braless And Driving Again

Posted: 21 Jan 2013 08:14 AM PST

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The only way Jason Trawick could completely dump Britney Spears was to have her dad remove him as a conservator. Or maybe he just has to cancel the lease. However owning a human being as property works. Anyway, the point is Bertney’s down a babysitter now, so naturally it was only a matter of time Read More ...

Justin Bieber Tweeted His Ass Crack

Posted: 21 Jan 2013 07:35 AM PST

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Dear Mom & Dad, As part of my job today, I willingly, if not enthusiastically, made publicly available a photo of an 18-year-old boy’s butt crack in hopes of generating pageviews from prepubescent girls and perverts in general thus creating the advertising revenue needed to finance my salary. So at this time, I want you Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez’s Bikini Pics Are Boring Today Because She’s Racist And Other News

Posted: 21 Jan 2013 06:26 AM PST

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- Jennifer Lawrence‘s ex is going to be okay. - And speaking of which, here’s Katniss’ SNL monologue. - I’ve never known any violent art majors, so thank you for shattering that stereotype, Chris Brown. - Welcome to The Hip Bone Zone - Lupe Fiasco thought playing the inauguration Read More ...

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