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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.1.12
- At Least Four Dudes Could’ve Been The Father of Snooki’s Baby
- Demi Moore Tried To Bang Zac Efron
- Gwyneth Paltrow Said Words Again
- Harry Potter Says ’70s Bush or GTFO’
- Courteney Cox’s Cleavage and Other News
- Snooki’s Pregnant
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.1.12 Posted: 01 Feb 2012 12:00 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because this news day is slower than Jonah Hill‘s metabolism. Anyway, Michael Fassbender delivers a mixed message, saying either “Fuck you” or “Goddamn, having a giant penis sure is grand,” and Eli Roth is about to Bear Jew all over Selena Gomez‘s sundae which Read More ... |
| At Least Four Dudes Could’ve Been The Father of Snooki’s Baby Posted: 01 Feb 2012 11:09 AM PST        Even though we now know Snooki isn’t pregnant and can stop bracing for the apocalypse, I felt it was important to point out that at least four different dudes could’ve potentially been the father, so just call me Captain Obvious. Hollywood Life reports: Snooki's ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively that if Snooki is in Read More ... |
| Demi Moore Tried To Bang Zac Efron Posted: 01 Feb 2012 10:01 AM PST        More details continue to fly into our nostrils out of the whipped cream can that is Demi Moore‘s life. This time around, we learn she’s been actively pursuing Zac Efron in a desperate attempt to see if his penis will reverse the effects of time which would make these sketches in my dream journal eerily Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Said Words Again Posted: 01 Feb 2012 08:53 AM PST        Harry Potter‘s not gonna like that second pose. Gwyneth Paltrow graces the cover of Harper’s Bazaar where she opens about how she’s basically Betty Draper from Mad Men, and not sure if you knew this, but she’s best friends with Beyonce. The Beyonce. They’re sisters from another mister, but enough about how white I am, Read More ... |
| Harry Potter Says ’70s Bush or GTFO’ Posted: 01 Feb 2012 08:20 AM PST        “I choose PUBENDOR!!!!” While you and your children were enjoying the magical wizardry and adventure of the Harry Potter movies, Daniel Radcliffe was thinking the whole time about how much he loves having tons of pubes and then pressing said pubes into a woman also lush with pubery. So basically you can’t buy this level Read More ... |
| Courteney Cox’s Cleavage and Other News Posted: 01 Feb 2012 08:18 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - This isn’t as cool as an old lady with sweet jugs, but it’s close. - Joan Rivers getting high is what reality TV is all about. - The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue forgot to include Hollywood stars. - Channing Tatum wore a fake dick for Rachel Read More ... |
| Posted: 01 Feb 2012 06:33 AM PST        Originally this was supposed to be a post about Snooki and JWoww‘s Jersey Shore spinoff being told to eat a dick by the city of Hoboken, but it turns out someone actually figured out how to impregnate an Ewok and/or distract one from the abortion clinic which is how I’m going to assume this hasn’t Read More ... |
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