Saturday, January 15, 2011

Best Week Ever

Best Week Ever

BEST CRY EVER: Dog Refuses To Leave Owner’s Grave

Posted: 14 Jan 2011 01:44 PM PST

This is one of those stories that we really hope doesn’t ruin your weekend, though it certainly won’t help it. We’ll call it “The Legend of Zelda,” because it is about a dog named Zelda. Zelda is a sweet-eyed baby who was rescued by a man named Josh Reed back in 2006, when he found her abandoned on a road. Three years later, in 2009, at the age of 15, Josh was struck and killed by a truck. And according to his family, Zelda has not left his grave site ever since the tragedy.

The point of this article? Not only to remember how to feel, but also to go home this weekend, and hug your pets as hard as you can without Of Mice and Menning them.

The worst part? This isn’t even the first Friday afternoon post we’ve given you about a heartsick dog who still waits for their owner every day.

JESUS CHRIST: Woman Recreates Last Supper Painting Entirely From Dryer Lint

Posted: 14 Jan 2011 04:40 PM PST

Here’s a 14 foot replica of Da Vinci’s Last Supper painting constructed by Michigan’s Laura Bell entirely out of lint out from her dryer. She estimates just doing the laundry took between 700-800 hours, plus another 200 hours to put the painting together, thus accomplishing the final thing on the Earth to possibly accomplish.

Click the pic below for full size:

Aaaaand…done! That’s it. That is the final human achievement. We can all go home.

Play us out, Barenaked Ladies:

(pic via Splash)

New York Post Elevates Journalism Again With “Return Of The Jet-I” Photoshops

Posted: 14 Jan 2011 01:01 PM PST

Yes, the journalism industry is dying a slow, painful death, but at least the New York Post is DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Their front cover today was the entire frickin’ Return of the Jedi poster re-Photoshopped with the faces of the Jets and their and dark-side rival Patriots:

What are YOU doing to save journalism, New York Times? NOTHING. And don’t say “actual journalism,” because nyaah nyaahhhh I don’t want to hear it [fingers in ears]. Photoshop Obama’s cabinet onto The Fellowship and maybe we’ll talk.

You know what they say: The hottest spots in hell are reserved for those who, in a time of great journalism crisis, don’t Photoshop Joe Namath’s head onto f***ing Yoda.

After the jump, Return of the Jet-I Part 2 (don’t worry, not a prequel):

Wow. Truly reporting at its finest. Even if I do mistakenly read it as “Return of the Jet Li” every time I glance at it (though that would also be worthy front-page news, if that dude returned somewhere.)

Also, I think we can all agree that depicting Bill Belichick as Darth Vader is the most accurate fact the Post has ever reported.

I Could Watch This Kitten Attacking A Spider All Day

Posted: 14 Jan 2011 11:44 AM PST

In fact, that’s exactly what I’m going to do. Spend the rest of my day watching this kitten attacking a spider. Mainly because there’s a bonus corgi pacing around wildly in the background. What is that corgi thinking about???

Yes, that is a robotic spider. It took me about a minute to figure that out. And during that minute, all I could think was “Wait, did someone find Jumanji again?” Daily Jumanji reference quota? FULFILLED. (As usual, you can thank Eliot Glazer for the above clip.)

MASHUP: No Strings Attached With Benefits

Posted: 14 Jan 2011 09:48 AM PST

No Strings Attached and Friends With Benefits are the same movie — we all noticed this the second we saw the posters, then we knew it again when the trailers came out, and yet, the films continue to promote themselves separately and are being released 6 months apart in a desperate attempt to make us not realize this obvious, already-accepted fact.

We at BWE.tv have taken upon ourselves the courtesy of just combining them into one “Friends F*cking” movie for everyone’s convenience, something the actual movies should’ve done months ago. Enjoy saving time!

BEST WEEK EVER: The Year Of The Rat

Posted: 14 Jan 2011 12:44 PM PST

It’s that time of the week where we sit down, Pinkberry parfait in hand, and ask ourselves: Who is having the Best Week Ever?? Well, if you said “A man who loves rats and kind of looks like Owen Luke Wilson in The Royal Tenenbaums,” then you’re right! If you still have no idea whom we are referring to, then you will definitely want to spend the next one minute and forty-one seconds watching me in this clip!!!*

And if this still of my face isn’t enough to visit you in your dreams tonight, will anything ever be enough? Here is Best Week Ever, as aired this morning on Vh1s Jump Start Live:

(*No really, I flew all the way to New York to make this. Please watch it. xoxo)
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