Monday, January 3, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Maria Menounos in a Bikini (How Unusual) and Other News

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 01:30 PM PST

   
- Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock probably ’shmushed’ on New Year’s. - Kid Rock escapes beachfront methadone clinic. - Jennifer Aniston and Adrian Brody are dating. - Cindy Crawford, also, in a bikini. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE! - Christina Aguilera ingeniously smuggles hamburger buns. - JWoww is a classy lady. - Cleveland Read More ...

Dina Lohan Claims To Be a ‘Mother’

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 12:57 PM PST

   
Apparently Dina Lohan, Queen of the Harpy Enablers, is back in the picture because not only did she pick Lindsay up from rehab today, she’s been allowed to issue statements which is the closest thing she has to sex now after the alcohol took her ability to be penetrated. Popeater reports: “I thank everyone for their Read More ...

Demi Moore Was in a Bikini, Too

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 12:07 PM PST

   
In case you haven’t noticed, basically everyone was in a bikini this weekend, so here’s Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher spending their New Year’s in St. Barts. Granted, the pictures aren’t the greatest, but if you happen to like grainy, blurry pictures of $8 billion worth of plastic surgery, welcome to Bonertown. Population: You. For Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Released From Rehab, Already Pissing Me Off

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 10:56 AM PST

   
“Mmm.. Do they still make those drugs I like?” Earlier this morning, reports suggested Lindsay Lohan, who’s free to leave rehab today, was going to Read More ...

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Offered $500,000 To Do Porn

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 09:48 AM PST

   
“And it’s nothing I don’t already do for free/meth. Hmm…” Vivid Entertainment’s Steven Hirsch is out of his fucking mind. When he’s not trying to fulfill some sick, twisted obsession with providing shelter for Octomom, he’s pursuing people who have absolutely no place being in porn. People like, oh I dunno, Amber Portwood. Hollywood Life reports: A Read More ...

The Other Pages Have Posts On Them

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 09:35 AM PST

 
Welcome to a new feature on The Superficial where I direct you to other posts that happened during the day because a surprisingly large amount of you think the posts on the front page are the only thing I’ve written, and an even frighteningly larger amount think the old posts fall off the page into Read More ...

Chloe Sevigny in a Bikini

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 08:40 AM PST

   
With the final season of Big Love set to premiere this month, Chloe Sevigny conveniently appeared all over Miami in a bikini this weekend which I’m going to assume has something to do with her publicly, yet accurately, shitting all over the last season. That said, would it have killed Amanda Seyfried to get out Read More ...

Pete Postlethwaite Dies (1946 – 2011)

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 08:10 AM PST

 
Omnipresent character actor Pete Postlethwaite, who was seen as recently as this year’s Inception and The Town – along with the cult-classic The Usual Suspects, died Sunday morning from cancer, according to People. He was 64: Steven Spielberg, who directed Postlewaite in The Lost World: Jurassic Park and Amistad, once called him “the best actor in Read More ...

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