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- Kate Gosselin and LeAnn Rimes Have The Same Tattoo
- Ben Affleck is a Wickid Hahdass Now
- Jaime Pressly’s Mug Shot and Other News
- Oksana: ‘Mel Gibson Could Only Get a Boner By Punching Me’
- Lindsay Lohan Admits She Moved Next to Sam On Purpose, Isn’t Going Anywhere
- The Other Pages Have Posts On Them
- Jessica Szohr Wearing Nothing But Paint
- The 2011 People’s Choice Awards
| Kate Gosselin and LeAnn Rimes Have The Same Tattoo Posted: 06 Jan 2011 05:11 PM PST    After the Kate Gosselin tattoo post yesterday, many of you were freakishly quick to notice LeAnn Rimes has the same exact one, also above the vagina. While my initial reaction was, “The Mark of the Fake Tit Illuminati!” I quickly realized something that will blow people’s mind: Kate and LeAnn have never been photographed together. Read More ... |
| Ben Affleck is a Wickid Hahdass Now Posted: 06 Jan 2011 01:23 PM PST    “What? No wahfle cones? I’m puttin’ this whole ice cream pahlah in my reahview.” Here’s Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner taking their daughter out for ice cream yesterday where things got a little tense when Ben start flipping off the paparazzi. I guess because they actually came in the door and stared snapping pictures, who knows? Read More ... |
| Jaime Pressly’s Mug Shot and Other News Posted: 06 Jan 2011 01:00 PM PST  (33-year-olds look like this.) - Victoria Beckham stands against all that is good and right in this world. - Johnny Weir comes out of the closet – that was hosting a gay orgy. - Gwyneth Paltrow might be under Xenu’s spell. - Denise Milani in a bikini. - Sophie Monk is topless. Read More ... |
| Oksana: ‘Mel Gibson Could Only Get a Boner By Punching Me’ Posted: 06 Jan 2011 12:10 PM PST  In case you thought outrageous claims against Mel Gibson were over with the start of the new year, Oksana Grigorieva apparently just now remembered Mel used to beat her during sex because that’s the only way he can get an erection. Then again, something like that’s easy to forget. Like where you left your keys, Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Admits She Moved Next to Sam On Purpose, Isn’t Going Anywhere Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:51 AM PST    While reports suggested she had no idea her apartment was directly next to Samantha Ronson’s and planned to move to avoid any problems, Lindsay Lohan actually took the time to deny those reports and essentially made it clear she’s a crazy person who isn’t going anywhere. E! News reports: When quizzed by E! News about whether Read More ... |
| The Other Pages Have Posts On Them Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:50 AM PST  Welcome to the part of The Superficial where I direct you to other posts that happened during the day because a surprisingly large amount of you think the posts on the front page are the only thing I’ve written, and an even frighteningly larger amount think the old posts fall off the page into the Read More ... |
| Jessica Szohr Wearing Nothing But Paint Posted: 06 Jan 2011 09:50 AM PST    Presumably because they can’t afford Twilight’s Ashley Greene anymore, Sobe has tapped Gossip Girl star Jessica Szohr as this year’s body paint person. No offense to Jessica, but this is definitely a step down and I demand excellence in my vitamin fusion clean coal energy rain water extract juice. Or one of those crazy straws, Read More ... |
| The 2011 People’s Choice Awards Posted: 06 Jan 2011 08:56 AM PST    And by People’s Choice Awards coverage, I meant three posts because I’m not about to waste my time on an awards show that picks The Twilight Saga: Eclipse over Inception. That’s what MTV’s for. At any rate, here are the highlights, if you can even call them that: - Khloe Kardashian has red hair proving Clairol Read More ... |
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