Monday, January 10, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Mila Kunis Was Blind The Whole Time

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 07:00 PM PST

   
Unbeknownst to anyone, Mila Kunis was secretly blind in one eye and only had her sight restored a few months ago – which is also the same time she broke up with Macualay Culkin. That’s a paint can to the balls. (Ha! Like the movie!) Via Us Magazine: “I was blind in one eye for many Read More ...

Lily Aldridge in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 01:58 PM PST

   
-The Real Housewives of New York City give birth to racists. - Khloe Kardashian might be with wildebeest child. - Marion Cotillard, however, is set to birth a normal baby. - Katie Price demonstrates what natural beauty is all about. - Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog - Olivia Munn surprisingly looking the hottest Read More ...

Ashton Kutcher Wants To Teach The Female Orgasm to Your Kids

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 01:17 PM PST

   
“Haha! We do all have clitties. God, I love my girlfriends.” Ashton Kutcher apparently thinks his new movie No Strings Attached is some sort of sexual empowerment story for women and now feels qualified to demand high school girls learn about the female orgasm in sex ed class. Via Movieline: For women in the sex education process Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan is Taking Awesome Care of That Range Rover

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 11:19 AM PST

   
Last Thursday, only three days after getting out of rehab, German Independent in Hollywood handed Lindsay Lohan the keys to a Onyx Range Rover presumably to get her to tweet this. Hopefully the car’s not a loaner because, Jesus Christ, is she beating the hell out of it. Posted below the cut is a video Read More ...

Amy Winehouse is a Thing Again

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 10:04 AM PST

   
For reasons I will never comprehend, the paparazzi followed Amy Winehouse to Brazil where she spent the weekend wandering the jungle because that’s not going to frighten the natives. How her tied-up body hasn’t washed up on the shores of England yet is beyond me. Then again, she’s probably immune to blowgun darts. *THWAK* AMY: Oh, bloody Read More ...

The Other Pages Have Posts On Them

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 10:00 AM PST

 
Welcome to the part of The Superficial where I direct you to other posts that happened during the day because a surprisingly large amount of you think the posts on the front page are the only thing I’ve written, and an even frighteningly larger amount think the old posts fall off the page into the Read More ...

JWoww: ‘I Was Under Anesthesia in Nude Photos’

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:12 AM PST

   
Nude photos of Jersey Shore’s JWoww are in the hands of her former manager/ex-boyfriend which reportedly show the reality star before she became the stunning creature she is now. Her lawyers have been fighting to keep the pics unpublished, and now she’s decided to claim she was under anesthesia when they were taken which is Read More ...

No One Wants to Watch Katie Holmes

Posted: 10 Jan 2011 08:23 AM PST

   
The highly publicized miniseries The Kennedys, starring Katie Holmes as Jackie Onassis and Greg Kinnear as John F. Kennedy, has been canceled by The History Channel after deeming it historically inaccurate despite previously claiming their own history experts vetted the controversial script before filming. The Hollywood Reporter reports: "Upon completion of the production of The Kennedys, Read More ...

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