Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Lea Michele is Kind of a C-Word

Posted: 11 Jan 2011 03:28 PM PST

   
For someone with the face of Jimmy Durante, Lea Michele has been accused of diva antics on the set of Glee so many times I’ve never once posted about them. While you take a moment to absorb the sheer gravity of that statement, here’s an anecdote from True Grit actress, and potential Oscar contender, Hailee Read More ...

Hey, Look, It’s Johnny Depp and Other News

Posted: 11 Jan 2011 01:36 PM PST

   
(Welcome to the worst thing I’ve ever said about Johnny Depp. I literally feel bad.) - Arianna Huffington pulled a Josh Duhamel. - 50 Cent is probably going back to jail, except oh, wait, we don’t convict Wall Street investors in America. - ‘The Kennedys’ is historically accurate enough for Canada. - AnnaLynne McCord just Read More ...

Ashton Kutcher is Still Talking

Posted: 11 Jan 2011 12:42 PM PST

   
‎“I will Jesus these people on the ways of making love,” he thought before his mind turn to thoughts of wool hats. Oh, how he loved them. Compounding the mistake of casting him in the first place, Asthon Kutcher has been doing promotional junkets for his new movie No Strings Attached where he’s been allowed to Read More ...

Scarlett Johansson and Kevin Connolly?

Posted: 11 Jan 2011 12:08 PM PST

   
The newly-single Scarlett Johansson was invited to Jeremy Renner’s 40th birthday party over the weekend (Wait. 40?) where she reportedly spent most of her time with Kevin Connolly effectively proving there’s been tear in the very fabric of our universe and soon ducks will bark like dogs. Us Magazine reports: Johansson’s pal for the night? Kevin Read More ...

Shakira is ‘On a Break’

Posted: 11 Jan 2011 11:04 AM PST

   
A surprising amount of you wrote in about this one, so here’s Shakira announcing to the world that she’s not so much single as “temporarily separated” which, let’s be realistic, means exactly the same thing. The only people who don’t bang anyone else while on a break are the dead, and even that’s debatable. Via Read More ...

The Other Pages Have Posts On Them

Posted: 11 Jan 2011 11:00 AM PST

 
Welcome to the part of The Superficial where I direct you to other posts that happened during the day because a surprisingly large amount of you think the posts on the front page are the only thing I’ve written, and an even frighteningly larger amount think the old posts fall off the page into the Read More ...

Stephanie Seymour’s Son: ‘I’m Gay, You Idiots’

Posted: 11 Jan 2011 10:01 AM PST

   
That still doesn’t explain this. When photos of Stephanie Seymour and her son Peter Brant II hit the Internet, almost everyone was mesmerized by the fact she’s still got it to the point where she gives her own son a boner. Turns out Peter is gay and would appreciate it if everyone stopped saying he’s trying Read More ...

Charlie Sheen’s on a Bender

Posted: 11 Jan 2011 09:06 AM PST

   
Charlie Sheen needs to be on the Hollywood set of Two and a Half Men in an hour. Problem is he’s still holed up in Vegas with Bree Olson (above) – along with apparently two other porn stars – and has been for the entire weekend which has producers and friends freaking out. Of course, Read More ...

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