The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- Even I’m Offended By This
- Hayden Panettiere’s Pasties and Other News
- Millepied, Benjamin Millepied…
- Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini, Also Blonde
- Jesse James and Kat Von D Are Probably Engaged
- The Other Pages Have Posts On Them
- Enjoy Your Last Look at Red Chewbacca
- Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Wore Fancy Dresses
| Posted: 17 Jan 2011 01:00 PM PST    Because the paparazzi always hang out in LASIK eye surgery waiting rooms, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee thought it’d be hilarious if she pretended to lick a magazine photo of Sandra Bullock. You know, because ruining her marriage wasn’t enough. And it’s shit like this that makes me pray to a God I don’t even believe in Read More ... |
| Hayden Panettiere’s Pasties and Other News Posted: 17 Jan 2011 12:00 PM PST    - Ricky Gervais killed. End of story. - Paz de la Huerta = Courtney Love + Amy Winehouse – self-esteem. - Alexa Chung is really awesome at live television. - Reese Witherspoon cares about the homeless. In front of a camera. - Aubrey O'Day throws down the Twitter gauntlet to Coco. Read More ... |
| Millepied, Benjamin Millepied… Posted: 17 Jan 2011 11:15 AM PST    And now back to the Golden Globes. Not that I’m trying to go all Sarah Palin on you – *quickly erases crosshairs* – but here’s a quick look at the man who thought knocking up Natalie Portman would be an awesome idea. His name? Benjamin Millepied, which is only slightly less ridiculous than “Lord Smuggerton” Read More ... |
| Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini, Also Blonde Posted: 17 Jan 2011 10:12 AM PST    I felt like we needed a break from all the awards coverage, so here’s a now-blonde Kate Beckinsale vacationing in Mexico over the weekend. I honestly don’t know how to react to anything not involving a red carpet right now, so I’m mostly just sitting here mumbling, “pretty lady,” while smacking my keyboard with a Read More ... |
| Jesse James and Kat Von D Are Probably Engaged Posted: 17 Jan 2011 09:18 AM PST    While attending the 2011 Art of Elysium gala Saturday night, Kat Von D was spotted with what looks like a diamond engagement ring on that put the following public Twitter exchange with Jesse James in perspective: - Gettin pretty excited about tonights “Heaven” event for @TheArtofElysium! Got me a hot date too… - @thekatvond Baby? You make Read More ... |
| The Other Pages Have Posts On Them Posted: 17 Jan 2011 09:15 AM PST  Welcome to the part of The Superficial where I direct you to other posts that happened during the day because a surprisingly large amount of you think the posts on the front page are the only thing I’ve written, and an even frighteningly larger amount think the old posts fall off the page into the Read More ... |
| Enjoy Your Last Look at Red Chewbacca Posted: 17 Jan 2011 08:18 AM PST    Khloe Kardashian is apparently being forced by E! to dye her hair back to its original color because she doesn’t look enough like her sisters, according to Hollywood Life: "I HATE being told what to do…. So not happy right now….," Khloe tweeted on Jan. 15, later explaining the reasons for her frustration to her fans. Khloe Read More ... |
| Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman Wore Fancy Dresses Posted: 17 Jan 2011 07:29 AM PST    After rekindling America’s love affair with unrealistic lesbian sex, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have been red carpet staples this awards season thanks to their work in Black Swan. Despite essentially committing a crime against nature (i.e. this), Natalie’s the one getting all the credit while Mila tags along looking just, just awesome. Sure, she’s Read More ... |
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