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- Megan Fox complains about people “rolling their eyes” at how young she is
- Britney Spears releases statement about abuse, harassment allegations
- Gwyneth Paltrow deigns to grace us with the sight of her pink bra
- Lauren Graham calls relationship with Peter Krause ’so easy’
- True Blood hottie Ryan Kwanten is down to earth, funny
- Chelsea Handler obsessively maintains her “Team Aniston” status
- Guy Ritchie directs a strange, sexy Dior commercial starring Jude Law
- US Weekly: Jesse James ‘has been really angry & mean’ to Sandra
- Angelina Jolie compares the Pakistani floods to Hurricane Katrina
- Lindsay Lohan will probably give her first interview to Oprah
Megan Fox complains about people “rolling their eyes” at how young she is Posted: 09 Sep 2010 09:02 AM PDT Elle Magazine's October issue is devoted to the hottest twenty-five celebrities under or around the age of 25 years old. It's all for Elle's 25th anniversary. The pictorial is here - it includes people like Megan McCain, Camilla Belle, Mila Kunis, Gaby Sidibe, Amanda Seyfried… and Lauren Conrad (eyeroll). Gaby Sidibe, Seyfried and Lauren Conrad also got their own covers - I guess this revolving cover idea is here to stay. Meh on that. But it was Megan Fox's inclusion that surprised me. Not that I don't buy that she's 25-ish. Technically, she's "24". Sure. But good God, that's a hard, plastic, trashy 24, isn't it? Here's what Elle has released:
[From Elle] I can't grasp that she's intelligent enough not to need the state's permission to function outside of an institution. I also think she’s right about people rolling their eyes - but it’s not because she’s married at such a young age, it’s because she’s so f-cking stupid. But I will give her credit for sticking with Brian Austin Green, who is looking kind of fine these days. I think they really love each other, I guess. Whatever. Here are some adorable photos of BAG and his son Kassius waiting for Megan outside of a nail salon, where she had an appointment. Photos courtesy of Elle online. |
Britney Spears releases statement about abuse, harassment allegations Posted: 09 Sep 2010 08:37 AM PDT Earlier this morning, CB covered many of the details of the lawsuit Britney Spears' former bodyguard has now filed against her. Amongst his claims - both in the lawsuit, and in his tell-all to British tabloids - was that Britney walked around naked all the time, trying to lure her bodyguards into bed, in between beating and poisoning her children. His allegations have been around for months, but he only filed suit yesterday. Anyway, Britney (or her lawyers) have just released a statement about the lawsuit:
[From Britney Spears' website] Well… I don't know. I like that the statement isn't really strident, because after all, it is Britney and most of us will believe the worst about her. That being said, I think many of this dude's allegations are probably flat-out untrue, or gross exaggerations of real events. Personally, I don't believe that Britney is an "abusive" mother - in that I don't think she's hitting or poisoning her kids. I bet she probably gives them spankings when they're bad, probably because that's the way she was raised, and that's her only frame of reference. I also believe that Britney probably sexually harasses her bodyguards, and that she's kind of gross in person, what with the rumors about her lack of hygiene and all. But basically, she's just a young woman with mental problems, and what are you going to do? |
Gwyneth Paltrow deigns to grace us with the sight of her pink bra Posted: 09 Sep 2010 08:08 AM PDT It's been forever since we've had a good Gwyneth Paltrow story! She went on a Goop holiday for all of August, so the peasants basically had NO IDEA what to wear, eat, go or think for like six whole weeks. Plus, Gwyneth didn't ever deign us with her presence out in public - God knows where she was all that time. Perhaps getting a little work done? Because she looks a little bit tweaked in these photos - she went out in London last night, stepping out to support her friend Stella McCartney, who was doing something or the other (what do I know?). One very notable thing about these new Gwyneth photos - she looks really good. Fresh and pretty and… showing off her bra in a very low-cut crisp white blouse. Goopy boobs! It also looks like she's wearing some kind of windbreaker cape-let? Weird. I thought Dame Goopy would break out in hives at the mere glance of synthetic fabrics, but the windbreaker is probably designed by Stella, and synthetic is okay as long as it costs a thousand dollars. But why the showing of the bra? I can't believe Gwyneth would deign to pull such an uncouth, trashy move… almost Lohan-esque. Is Gwyneth trying to sex it up a bit? She has an agenda, trust me. I'm just too much of a peasant to understand it now. Maybe she's trying to get her husband's attention? God knows where Chris Martin is. Although, I have to admit, I thought we'd be hearing about her split from Chris at this point in the program. I was wrong - Gwyneth and Chris saved their marriage. Good for them? Sure. Also, her Goop newsletter this week - it's all about fall fashion and shopping. Goopy is smart enough to give us a list of the "budget" looks we should be buying this season, all reasonably affordable save the odd Stella McCartney four-figure purchase suggestion. Gwyneth also did a video with some "friends" at a shop to talk, anthropologist-like, about what the peasants should wear. Chuckle… that really is what Gwyneth is like now, an anthropologist of peasants. She's trying to learn from us, people! She's studying how we live, so that she can suggest ways to make our little lives better. Anyway, the video… my favorite part is when Gwyneth says "okay" in this absolutely condescending, snotty way when she's told the women are "J.Crew obsessed.” Enjoy: Oh, Goopy. I missed you and your snotty ass. Bless her heart. |
Lauren Graham calls relationship with Peter Krause ’so easy’ Posted: 09 Sep 2010 07:59 AM PDT
[From People] That’s really nice! I love that part where she said “I would like to be part of a family, however that looks.” Krause has a nine year-old son from a former relationship and maybe that’s partially what she meant. As negative as this is to say, though, I hope she didn’t jinx anything by talking about her relationship to the press! Krause doesn’t seem like the type who is easily spooked, but you never know as guys can be weird about that sort of thing. Hopefully everything will continue to be easy and romantic for the two of them. I know she’s worried about it affecting viewer’s perception of their brother-sister relationship, but there’s so much stuff going on in that show that it’s hard to get distracted by any one plotline. Now if only Lauren could get a good stylist. Her dress at the Emmys made a lot of worst dressed lists, which is a shame because she’s so lovely and nice. |
True Blood hottie Ryan Kwanten is down to earth, funny Posted: 09 Sep 2010 07:32 AM PDT
[From US Magazine] Ryan is also on the cover of GQ Style’s latest issue, and has has some pretty level-headed things to say about fame. He said “I'm not very newsworthy. I'm still a very private person. I want to leave all the drama in my life on the set. I'm not going to call my publicist from a restaurant and say, 'I'll be leaving at 7:57. Make sure there's a photographer outside.' Giving my life up like that would be taking a little bit of my soul.” When I went to google Ryan Kwanten, one of the suggested phrases was “Ryan Kwanten Workout,” which points you to this page on Men’s Health with his manly outdoor fitness tips. You know, I’m not particularly attracted to Jason Stackhouse because you can see the gears turning behind his eyes when he thinks and he looks like he drolls when he sleeps, but Ryan is definitely at the top of my list now. His accent really does it for me too. (You can hear it in the video below!) Mild True Blood spoilers for past episodes Here’s a cute interview with Ryan interviewing Lindsay Pulsipher. She’s the actress who plays Crystal, his on-screen love interest. His accent is so dreamy! These two are really flirty with each other, and you can tell how much Lindsay is into him. Who wouldn’t be? Here’s Ryan at the True Blood season premiere on 6/8/10. I love how he brought his mom! He’s also shown on 3/5, 3/4 and 1/28/10. Credit: WENN.com. |
Chelsea Handler obsessively maintains her “Team Aniston” status Posted: 09 Sep 2010 07:31 AM PDT It's no secret that Chelsea Handler is Team Aniston. Chelsea has criticized Angelina Jolie time and time again over the past few years, even going so far as to mock Jolie's children, and to call Angelina "evil" on the same night that Jennifer Aniston was appearing on Chelsea Lately. Chelsea seems to be tight with Aniston - they apparently hang out every now and then, although I think Chelsea seems to push the idea that they're best friends when they're just occasional drinking buddies. Anyway, Chelsea is interviewed in the new issue of Rolling Stone (the one with Mad Men on the cover). Thus far, Rolling Stone hasn't put the full piece online yet, but they did put up a behind-the-scenes video of the photo shoot here. I think she did the interview to promote her hosting gig at the VMAs, which I am not looking forward too. Perish the thought of all of the Asian and black jokes she's going to make - ugh. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind some racially-tinged humor, but I guess that's my biggest problem with Chelsea: I don't find her drunken-racist-whore schtick funny. At all. So, anyway, I read the article in my copy of RS a few days ago, and I was… disturbed. Here are the relevant Bermuda Triangle parts, and keep in mind, these comments came up without Chelsea being asked specifically about any of the players - she just likes to bring up this stuff in normal conversation with journalists:
[From Rolling Stone, print edition] Is this really the way "friends" of Jennifer Aniston talk and obsess? If so, then I think we can safely say that all of those tabloid stories through the years where unnamed Aniston "friends" talk sh-t about Brad and Angelina, still obsessing about it, are probably not the fantasies of tabloid editors. Those “friends” really are that petty. It’s like high school who an unlimited supply of vodka and Botox, but the same amount of fake IDs, only this time to convince people you’re younger. Also: Chelsea is widely believed to have "homewrecked" her boss Ted Harbert - he was married when they began "dating" circa 2005-6, and she confirms in the piece that she dumped him shortly after he gave her a multi-million dollar contract. Here's the behind-the-scenes Rolling Stone video. This bitch is not 35 years old. |
Guy Ritchie directs a strange, sexy Dior commercial starring Jude Law Posted: 09 Sep 2010 06:41 AM PDT A few years ago, a director by the name of "Madonna's Husband" met a youngish English bloke with thinning hair. It was love at first sight, for both. Something about the bromance between Jude Law and Guy Ritchie is lovely, in my opinion. They really do seem tight, and like they're genuinely good friends, with a hot homoerotic streak - just enough to make things interesting. It also is a pleasant reminder that both Guy and Jude are very similar - two middle-to-upper class boys who are more famous for their relationships than their talent. Anyway, it was apparently a lovefest when Jude and Guy worked together on Sherlock Holmes, and somehow, Guy was chosen to direct Jude in a long(er) commercial for Dior Homme. We've already seen this previewed, but it's a whole other thing when you're watching the full commercial: Gawker hates it - others love it. I think it wants to be fancier and sexier than it actually is, but I'm not a Jude Law hater, and I think he looks rather hot in it. The model is horrible, though. She's a bad actress. Jude's fake Cockney (Mockney?) accent is the worst, but I like the Paris scenery. My favorite part: that coat/wrap-dress thing the girl is wearing. I want that. |
US Weekly: Jesse James ‘has been really angry & mean’ to Sandra Posted: 09 Sep 2010 06:36 AM PDT
[From US Weekly, print edition, September 20, 2010] That sounds just like Jesse, to be angry and giving Sandra the cold shoulder for refusing to put up with the fact that he slept around with a bunch of skanks. It’s not like Sandra ever had a cross word to say about him to the press, either. He probably thinks she should be kissing his ass for bringing his kids to live near her, even though it was a lame attempt to get her to fall for his bullsh*t yet again. Now that she’s not playing his game any more, his true miserable self can come out, rage at the world, and get used by Kat Von D for some PR. Oh and we already addressed the “Kat is pregnant, she has a bump” rumors, (which was denied by her rep to Gossip Cop) but I just wanted to add that she’s had that food bump for some time. I remember seeing photos of her in 2007 in which she was puffing out her stomach and pregnancy rumors followed. She made a joke on her show at the time that she was pregnant. It looks like she just gains weight in that area. She probably wore that tight Leger dress so that people would talk about her. Photos are from 9/2 and 9/3/10. Credit: WENN.com |
Angelina Jolie compares the Pakistani floods to Hurricane Katrina Posted: 09 Sep 2010 06:18 AM PDT Angelina Jolie is still in Pakistan! Only she finally took off her Grim Reaper hijab and put on her beloved neutrals to meet with Pakistani prime minister. She's also still doing a massive amount of press while in-country. Most news agencies are claiming that the UNHCR is using Jolie to jumpstart a donation drive, and to bring an international media spotlight on Pakistan. Which… if the UNHCR planned it this way, good for them. After Jolie publicly condemned the burning of the Qu'ran yesterday, she's pretty much gotten the attention of every media outlet, gossip sites and legit news sources. Here are some highlights of what she's spoken about thus far, plus video of her CNN interview yesterday, with CNN's Sanjay Gupta… it’s a really good piece. Angelina admits that she “doesn’t have a lot of friends” that can talk to about her UNHCR work:
[From CNN, The Pakistani Daily Mail & The UNHCR Press Release] This is just heartbreaking… the whole situation, the history Pakistan has with these natural disasters, the current situation and how it is crippling the country. It's also sad that it takes Angelina to really get the situation the kind of urgent, international media coverage. The UNHCR Donation page is here - directs funds specifically to the UNHCR mission in Pakistan. |
Lindsay Lohan will probably give her first interview to Oprah Posted: 09 Sep 2010 05:41 AM PDT I hate to admit it, but I was wearing a variation on this outfit pretty much everyday back in the early and mid-1990s. Ripped jeans? Check. Blue flannel? Check. Thin white t-shirt over a black bra? Check. Black clogs? Check. In my defense, those were the days when flannel was the height of fashion - everything Seattle-related was cool, and personally, to this day I still appreciate the comfort of those looks. Also in my defense? I was a preteen and teen. Is Lindsay Lohan trying to bring break grunge? If she is, bless her heart. I would honestly welcome a grunge comeback - not so much the "not bathing" aspect - and I always bathed - but the comfort and ease of jeans and flannel. Of course, I never wore unflattering, cameltoe-enhancing skinny jeans with my flannel. Anyway, you know how disappointed I've been that no tabloid has been publishing any of Lindsay Lohan's Crack Diaries or anything like that? What happened to the million-dollar pay-offs for her post-jail story? Well, it looks like Lindsay might have been holding out for the big one - and I'm not talking money. Radar reports that WHITE Oprah (copyright Michael K) and REAL Oprah are in talks for Lindsay's first television interview. Oh, White Oprah is loving this.
[From Radar] Hide your ice cream cakes, your menthol cigarettes and your crack, Chicago! The Lohans are coming to town! You know Dina is trying to make this happen, and honestly, it's not the worst thing. Oprah surprised me with a few of her interviews this past season - especially the Rielle Hunter one, in which Oprah did maybe her finest work as an interviewer. She was judgy but not too much - she just let Crazy talk for itself, and Oprah would occasionally call Crazy on its bullsh-t. My fear is that Oprah would not call Lindsay out on her crackhead bullsh-t, but let's hope that White Oprah gets denied, and Real Oprah is all over that crackhead. Also - one of you bitches egged Dina's house last night, according to TMZ. Good work. |
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