What Would Tyler Durden Do |
- it doesnt matter if Paris Hilton is lying
- Ashlee Simpson is a drunken menace
- Rihanna lost the bikini contest
- Angelina Jolie is helpful, delusional
- Kate Beckinsale won the bikini contest
it doesnt matter if Paris Hilton is lying Posted: 07 Sep 2010 02:53 PM PDT When Las Vegas police found cocaine in Paris Hiltons purse last week, she claimed she didn't know anything about it, because it wasn't her purse. She borrowed the purse, and she never knew there was any cocaine inside, she said. That was a lie very obviously, but can the Vegas police prove [...] |
Ashlee Simpson is a drunken menace Posted: 07 Sep 2010 01:12 PM PDT Ashlee Simpson was at the US Open this weekend, and you're gonna find this impossible to believe, but she was an annoying pain in the ass, especially at one point when they played a ‘Fall Out Boy’ song between sets. Her husband Pete Wentz had an appropriate response to hearing ‘Fall Out Boy’, [...] |
Rihanna lost the bikini contest Posted: 07 Sep 2010 11:05 AM PDT Rihanna spent the weekend in Hawaii in a bikini, and it's not that she looked bad, but… okay I can't think think of how to finish that. I mean I know there are guys who like girls with a big ass and no tits, but all those guys are black, and I'm as [...] |
Angelina Jolie is helpful, delusional Posted: 07 Sep 2010 10:35 AM PDT As part of her work with the UN Human Refugee Agency, Angelina Jolie spent the weekend visiting Pakistan, "to draw the world’s attention towards the plight of 21 million people affected by the country’s worst-ever floods." And I don’t know about you, but now I’m super motivated to help Pakistan. They were [...] |
Kate Beckinsale won the bikini contest Posted: 07 Sep 2010 09:12 AM PDT Kate Beckinsale and her husband, director Len Wiseman, went to Mexico over the weekend, and Kate proved once again that she's better at being a wife than anyone has ever been at anything. She dresses like Catwoman every single day of her life, but even at the beach in the sand, she's wearing high [...] |
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