Wednesday, September 19, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.19.12

Posted: 19 Sep 2012 11:59 AM PDT

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“So wait, you just pretend they’re buttcheeks? Travolta, you sly bastard.” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is almost entirely T&A, some good, some bad, and some really, really bad, but I know most of you ignore everything written here and just click right into the gallery for your daily hate-sling, so I’ll Read More ...

Wow, Sofia Vergara Was A Hot Teenager. Oh, Hey, Chris Hanson, Sup?

Posted: 19 Sep 2012 11:00 AM PDT

Sofia Vergara Bikini Pepsi Commercial
Here’s Sofia Vergara‘s very first commercial from 1990 when the Latin American division of Pepsi-Cola apparently had more “European” sensibilities about making 17-year-old girls strip down to a bikini to sell sugar water. Also, I’m pretty sure this is the only soda commercial I’ve seen that employs the use camel-toe (In my mind, I’ve already Read More ...

Chick-Fil-A Stops Donations To Anti-Gay Groups

Posted: 19 Sep 2012 09:48 AM PDT

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Hate politics? Let the pretty pictures of girls making out carry you away. A little over seven years ago, I was renting an apartment from a stingy, old investment banker who at the time I should’ve pegged as, of course, deeply conservative and religious but the place was conveniently across the street from a bar, Read More ...

So Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Really Did Get Back Together

Posted: 19 Sep 2012 08:21 AM PDT

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“Then you just keep doing this for awhile, and they’ll pretty much do whatever the fuck you say. Next question.” Earlier in the week the British tabloids were claiming that Robert Pattinson finally took Kristen Stewart back which seemed unlikely considering how epically stupid and public her cheating on him was. Turns out these two Read More ...

Monica Lewinsky Paid $12 Million To Write About Putting Bill Clinton’s Penis In Her Mouth. USA!

Posted: 19 Sep 2012 07:46 AM PDT

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While on the surface, Monica Lewinsky‘s story seems like just another example of years of evolution conditioning chubby chicks to make with the blowjays as quickly as possible so they can avoid harvesting leopard pelts by themselves which is fucking hard as shit. Except hers is unique in that it taught young Americans in the Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Arrested In New York For Pulling An Amanda Bynes

Posted: 19 Sep 2012 05:51 AM PDT

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So remember not even two days ago when Lindsay Lohan thought she was in any sort of position to go on Twitter and bash Amanda Bynes? Turns out God did and made this happen even though I masturbate and eat shellfish. (No Ratner.) TMZ reports: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lindsay was pulling in to Read More ...

Jennifer Aniston Pretending She’s Pregnant To Shill Smartwater And Other News

Posted: 19 Sep 2012 05:45 AM PDT

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant
- How Blake Lively wanted you to see her wedding ring without making it look like she did. - Russian club girls and the men who love them. - Clint Eastwood calls Romney campaign “dumb” for inviting him to speak at the RNC. - “Im not homophobic, but I hate faggots” Read More ...

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