Thursday, September 6, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.6.12

Posted: 06 Sep 2012 01:11 PM PDT

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Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear that Hilary Duff is a fan of the site, Tara Reid keeps it classy, as always, in London, Steven Tyler‘s transformation into a middle school art teacher is complete, and finally, Mariah Carey murders a small dog while flashing her panties as she passes Read More ...

Beyonce Still Hates Kim Kardashian

Posted: 06 Sep 2012 11:30 AM PDT

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Posted by Photo Boy If the Internet was a meal, tits would be the palate-cleansing sorbet after a rich, savory entree of politics. So in that spirit, I’m posting a story that’s probably completely untrue since it hinges on the fact that Beyonce bothered herself with, let alone acknowledged the existence of, some inane bullshit Read More ...

Scarlett Johansson Will Speak At DNC. Just Goddamnit.

Posted: 06 Sep 2012 10:30 AM PDT

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Posted by Photo Boy Scarlett Johansson once alluded (falsely) to having email exchanges with President Obama, then followed that up by claiming super-cute campaign tees would help him get re-elected. No, really. So, it’s no surprise that Democratic leadership has lined Scarlett up to say more dumb shit at this year’s DNC, because if there’s Read More ...

Selena Gomez & Ashley Benson’s Cleavage Premiere ‘Spring Breakers’ With Some Other People

Posted: 06 Sep 2012 09:00 AM PDT

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Alright, folks, I’m jetting out for the afternoon, so you’re in the capable hands of Photo Boy who has explicit instructions to post boobs and socialist propaganda to make it feel like I never even left. On that note, here are Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson‘s breasts at the Venice Film Festival premiere of Spring Read More ...

Kristen Stewart Won’t Stop Wearing Robert Pattinson’s Old Clothes

Posted: 06 Sep 2012 08:00 AM PDT

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Here’s Kristen Stewart boarding a flight to Toronto yesterday, and as people with way more sparkle-fucks to give than me have noticed, she’s wearing one of Robert Pattinson‘s old shirts. Because if there’s one way to make a man forgive you, it’s putting his T-shirt at risk of being jizzed on by another dude in Read More ...

Tom Cruise Won’t Sue Vanity Fair But Totally Could If He Wanted To

Posted: 06 Sep 2012 07:11 AM PDT

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“Before we bring out our next model, there’s something I’ve wanted to say for years… TCLTC, motherfuckers. Whoo!” In case you needed more proof to back up the Vanity Fair story claiming the Church of Scientology held girlfriend auditions for Tom Cruise that eventually ended with a woman being forced to sell copies of Dianetics Read More ...

Vanessa Hudgens Needs Smaller Shorts And Other News

Posted: 06 Sep 2012 06:14 AM PDT

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- Russell Brand‘s done banging Ginger Spice already. - Chivettes bored at work. I hope they sterilized that stethoscope. - Todd‘s back. Go say hi. - Lana Del Rey stopped being a ginger after being exposed to Lindsay Lohan. - Now there’s an Arab Green Lantern to go with the Read More ...

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