Friday, September 7, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.7.12

Posted: 07 Sep 2012 12:30 PM PDT

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Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which hopefully you’ll check out as soon as you’re done telling Pink & Miley Cyrus to kill themselves because of their haircuts. Anyway, today we’ve got Kellan Lutz who knows there’s nothing sexier than giving your lady pink eye, a rarely seen side of Pippa Middleton, Dubya’s daughters Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Injected Herself Into The Tom Cruise Girlfriend Auditions Story

Posted: 07 Sep 2012 11:30 AM PDT

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For reasons known only to herself and a freckle affectionately named Rumplestealshit, Lindsay Lohan tweeted the following message to Tom Cruise after Vanity Fair promoted their cover story claiming the Church of Scientology “auditioned” girlfriends for him who were punished with hard labor if the relationship went south. Not surprisingly, Us Weekly has read the Read More ...

Kristen Stewart Showed Up To A Premiere

Posted: 07 Sep 2012 10:30 AM PDT

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After the whole world found out Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson because she publicly admitted to it despite having an intensely private relationship, she immediately started dropping out of appearances while he still honored his commitments and without the aid of a publicist. So now that she’s somehow managed to look like more of Read More ...

Kris Jenner Thinks Honey Boo Boo’s Mom Is Exploiting Her. Kris Jenner.

Posted: 07 Sep 2012 09:38 AM PDT

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Above is a picture of Kris Jenner making her 14-year-old daughter Kylie pose for pictures with Kendra Wilkinson because eventually all of her daughters will have sex tapes she’ll sell to highest bidder for profit and fame. And if you click into the gallery, you’ll see bikini photos of Kylie and her 16-year-old sister Kendall Read More ...

Olivia Munn Riding A Motorcycle And Other News

Posted: 07 Sep 2012 09:00 AM PDT

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- Robert Pattinson was a goddamn trainwreck at the VMAs. - Courtney Macomb demonstrates why I need to have more photo shoots in my office. (Chicks like basements, right?) - Amanda Bynes‘ license is suspended. It’s safe now. - How To Never Compete In The Olypmics Again: Aly Raisman Is An Read More ...

The 2012 MTV Video Music Awards

Posted: 07 Sep 2012 08:13 AM PDT

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Because there are other things I want to make penis jokes about today, here’s the rest of The 2012 MTV VMAs for anyone who’s interested in seeing Katy Perry show a minimal amount of cleavage and/or Amber Rose looking pregnant as hell. And if you’re looking for a recap of the show, some people won Read More ...

Miley Cyrus & Pink Have The Same Haircut

Posted: 07 Sep 2012 06:58 AM PDT

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Miley Cyrus probably thought she was going to be awesome showing off her new haircut at the VMAs last night except Pink showed up with the same exact one because apparently looking like Brigitte Nielsen (h/t Jill) is in this year, and now that’s all anyone’s talking about. So to help Miley out, here she Read More ...

Rihanna Kissed Chris Brown At The VMAs

Posted: 07 Sep 2012 05:31 AM PDT

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If you’ve been on the Internet at all in the past 10 hours, you’ve probably had it screamed in your face that “OMG! Rihanna totally kissed Chris Brown at the VMAs!” and then saw the above pic which because it doesn’t move, looks like they’re tonguing the hell out of each other until the end Read More ...

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