Friday, September 21, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.21.12

Posted: 21 Sep 2012 01:00 PM PDT

AnnaLynne McCord 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview John Travolta Zurich Film Festival Janice Dickinson 'Hotties On Ducatis' Lloyd Klein 2013 Spring Collection Preview Sarah Jessica Parker NYC Ballet Fall Gala Brian F. O'Byrne Jake Gyllenhaal Shakira Pregnant Belly Richard Gere Susan Sarandon 60th San Sebastian International Film Festival
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out Read More ...

Amanda Bynes Attacks Paparazzi For Not Making Her Look Beautiful, Amazing People Do That

Posted: 21 Sep 2012 11:30 AM PDT

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“This Passionberry Tea says it’s time get locoooo…” If you haven’t heard by now, Amanda Bynes‘ agent, publicist and lawyer all quit on her which I’m sure has absolutely nothing to do with her calling up People and saying she’s doing “amazing” despite mountains of photographic proof that she’s hemp-death on wheels, and then attacking Read More ...

We Get It, Blake Lively, You’re Not Pregnant

Posted: 21 Sep 2012 10:30 AM PDT

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Yesterday, rumors that Blake Lively is pregnant finally got to the point that her rep had to release a statement denying reports and surprisingly without blaming the whole thing on angles and weird shirts. But just in case, Blake was later spotted on the set of Gossip Girl wearing the tightest shirt she could find Read More ...

Kanye West Made A Sex Tape With An 18-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Lookalike

Posted: 21 Sep 2012 09:44 AM PDT

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So remember when everyone found out Kanye West used to watch Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape to get in the mood while banging groupies? Turns out he actually tried to make his own with a Kim lookalike before realizing it’d just be cheaper to buy the real one and bang it like property. RadarOnline reports: The Read More ...

Paris Hilton Is, Like, So Sorry, Gays

Posted: 21 Sep 2012 08:03 AM PDT

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Just when Paris Hilton was a lock for the 2016 GOP ticket by being racist and thinking every homosexual has AIDS, she capitulated yesterday to the gay mafia who probably held her Valtrex scripts hostage when they weren’t too busy sucking blood out of infants and starting all the wars in the world, those fanciful Read More ...

Good Morning, Amy Adams, And Other News

Posted: 21 Sep 2012 06:24 AM PDT

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- This link has Jon Hamm‘s penis in it. - Gwyneth Paltrow possibly let fat people come to her Obama fundraiser. It’s too early to tell. - Caution: Slippery When Wet. Or Bridge Freezes Before Road, whichever you find sexier. - And now it’s time to play Christina Aguilera or Juggalette? Read More ...

Dina Lohan Wishes She Didn’t Let Lindsay Become A Child Star Now

Posted: 21 Sep 2012 06:05 AM PDT

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Presumably because Lindsay‘s just straight up taking hostages now (above), Dina Lohan is finally starting to regret pimping her daughter to the Hollywood machine, so she wouldn’t have to get a real job and just mooch off her. Except she doesn’t put exactly like that as much it’s all everybody else’s fault, she was like Read More ...

And Bertney Makes It A Party

Posted: 21 Sep 2012 06:00 AM PDT

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Since I just posted about Lindsay and Paris, here’s Britney Spears outside Old Navy yesterday for old time’s sake. And while you’re looking at these, take a moment to reflect on the fact that the one who has the legal rights of a six-year-old ended up being the most successful. Can’t be left alone in Read More ...

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