The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.13.11
- Tori Spelling Eludes Paparazzi By Crashing Into a School
- January Jones Actually Has a Friend
- Pippa Middleton is Single
- So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now
- Jaime King in a Bikini and Other News
- Lindsay Lohan’s House Arrest Party
- Bret Lockett: ‘Okay, I Just Had Phone Sex With Kim Kardashian’
- Taylor Momsen is Still Flashing People
- If Selena Gomez Isn’t Pregnant, How Do You Explain This Baby?
- Hollywood to Tracy Morgan: ‘Stick to Sexist Jokes About Women Giving Head’
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.13.11 Posted: 13 Jun 2011 02:25 PM PDT    “Guess who fell in a thimble of bronzer again. Heyyyyy!” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a weekend’s worth of your favorite celebrities in beautiful Technicolor. Featuring Keanu Reeves returning to earth with tidings peace, Ali Larter finding the ultimate solution me staring at her boobs, David Beckham at the exact moment he saw Read More ... |
| Tori Spelling Eludes Paparazzi By Crashing Into a School Posted: 13 Jun 2011 01:19 PM PDT    While being “chased” by the paparazzi (Read: One guy spotted her backing her car up.), Tori Spelling decided to shake them by plowing her SUV into a school and giving them an awesome set of photos to make a shitload of money off of. That’ll teach ‘em. Via Twitter: Paparazzi chased me w/the kids 2school. I Read More ... |
| January Jones Actually Has a Friend Posted: 13 Jun 2011 12:47 PM PDT    Considering January Jones is attractive and carrying a married man’s baby inside of her, you’d just assume every woman alive hates her on instinct alone. Which makes it really weird that she’s actually good friends with Dexter’s ex-wife Jennifer Carpenter who got dumped for Julia Stiles. Either’s she’s remarkably cool about the whole thing, or Read More ... |
| Posted: 13 Jun 2011 12:07 PM PDT    “Remember, that coat comes off and these men have orders to shoot. Do smile, sister!” Seen here wearing the Pea Green Ass-Blocker of Dorcestershire so as not to upstage the Royal Anus, Pippa Middleton is reportedly single, according to People: “It is common knowledge in their close circle of friends that Pippa and Alex have recently split Read More ... |
| So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now Posted: 13 Jun 2011 10:37 AM PDT    When the Weston Cage getting his face punched-in 13 times story first broke, initial reports suggested he got into a dispute with his personal trainer who wouldn’t let him order something at a restaurant. Turns out it wasn’t his trainer but a man named Kevin Villegas who’s paid by Nicolas Cage to keep an eye Read More ... |
| Jaime King in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 13 Jun 2011 10:15 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Dane Cook is a pet detective now. - Tom Hanks is running out of ideas. - Angelina Jolie keeps it “real” in a new ad for Louis Vuitton. - But she and Brad Pitt did donate half a million dollars to Joplin tornado victims, so now I feel like a Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s House Arrest Party Posted: 13 Jun 2011 09:05 AM PDT    Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing hard time at her Venice Beach house yesterday where she invited people over for a roof party and got sloppy drunk just like in real prison, so no wonder she keeps trying to escape. It’s a miracle she’s not on suicide watch after finding out her patio set only seats six. Read More ... |
| Bret Lockett: ‘Okay, I Just Had Phone Sex With Kim Kardashian’ Posted: 13 Jun 2011 08:33 AM PDT    Last week, New England Patriot Bret Lockett claimed he has photos that prove he had a “physical relationship” with Kim Kardashian while she was dating her now-fiance Kris Humphries. However, over the weekend, he changed his story to they just had phone sex for five months. E! News reports: “I’ve said before that it was a Read More ... |
| Taylor Momsen is Still Flashing People Posted: 13 Jun 2011 07:47 AM PDT    Taylor Momsen turns 18 next month which makes these nipple shenanigans less edgy and hXc with each passing day, but here she is performing in Leicestershire yesterday because I’m an historian. Years from now, we’ll look back at these photos and go, “Man, I miss the sweet, innocent Taylor Momsen who just used to put Read More ... |
| If Selena Gomez Isn’t Pregnant, How Do You Explain This Baby? Posted: 13 Jun 2011 05:00 AM PDT    I heard they named it Edward Cullen Gomez-Bieber. Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital Thursday night after complaining of nausea which sounds odd considering she spends her free time eating McDonald’s and watching the kid she lost her virginity to make faces like this. Anyway, apparently she’s been in and out of the hospital all Read More ... |
| Hollywood to Tracy Morgan: ‘Stick to Sexist Jokes About Women Giving Head’ Posted: 13 Jun 2011 04:00 AM PDT    “Okay, but first, I’m gonna stab this little motherfucker for wearing nail polish to a Knicks game. You in my house, Adam Lambert!” Friday morning, news broke that Tracy Morgan made some violent, homophobic comments during his stand-up act that become an instant scandal because apparently we’re considering comedy clubs churches now and treating everything at Read More ... |
| You are subscribed to email updates from The Superficial - Because You're Ugly To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now. | Email delivery powered by Google |
| Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 | |
No comments:
Post a Comment