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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.4.12
- Andrew Garfield Is Completely Naked Under His ‘Spider-Man’ Costume
- Lara Flynn Boyle’s Hogging All The Sexy
- BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Jiggle In ‘The Avengers’
- Ryan Gosling Is Saving Women From Taxis Now
- Laurie From ‘That 70s Show’ Says She Was Framed
- Good Morning, Christina Aguilera’s Breasts, And Other News
- ‘American Reunion’ – In Theaters 4/6
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.4.12 Posted: 04 Apr 2012 12:30 PM PDT        In the land of Sad Keanu, Giant Sad Philip Seymour Hoffman is king. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Joey Lawrence who knows the importance of a strong male figure in a kid’s life as well as Coco, who knows exactly what we’re all on this Internet thing for, and oh look, the Read More ...  |
| Andrew Garfield Is Completely Naked Under His ‘Spider-Man’ Costume Posted: 04 Apr 2012 11:30 AM PDT        “By the way, I’m naked under here.” “Wait, what-” “Go, go, Spidey-groin!” Sorry to inundate you with two posts about Marvel movies today, but it’s Zombie Jesus Week so zombie suck it up. In a new interview with Ellen, Andrew Garfield apparently reveals he’s completely naked under his costume in The Amazing Spider-Man which makes Read More ...  |
| Lara Flynn Boyle’s Hogging All The Sexy Posted: 04 Apr 2012 10:30 AM PDT        For those of you who don’t remember Lara Flynn Boyle, she was some sort of walking, anorexic, stick-like punchline from the early aughts that I think was in Men in Black 2 and The Practice but definitely know was Wayne’s psycho ex-girlfriend who crashed into a car in Wayne’s World which I remember being a Read More ...  |
| BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Jiggle In ‘The Avengers’ Posted: 04 Apr 2012 10:24 AM PDT  If you’re like me, you’ve spent countless hours wondering how Scarlett Johansson landed the role of Black Widow and also why there’s a layer of dust on your penis. Except if you haven’t seen the clip above from The Avengers that’s been splattered all over the Internet today, it turns out her breasts jiggle every Read More ...  |
| Ryan Gosling Is Saving Women From Taxis Now Posted: 04 Apr 2012 08:18 AM PDT        “What do you mean you’re the killer, Taxi? I thought we was partners!” In case women don’t want to fuck Ryan Gosling hard enough, apparently he’s saving them from taxis now because he’s some sort of dreamy knight whose breath probably smells like warm puppy kisses with a hint of cinnamon. HuffPost New York reports: Read More ...  |
| Laurie From ‘That 70s Show’ Says She Was Framed Posted: 04 Apr 2012 07:27 AM PDT        After being arrested for spousal abuse over the weekend, That 70s Show actress Lisa Robin Kelly is now claiming she was set up by her male roommate who beat the shit out of himself just to get her arrested, so have I mentioned these people are drug addicts? These people are drug addicts. TMZ reports: Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Christina Aguilera’s Breasts, And Other News Posted: 04 Apr 2012 06:47 AM PDT        - Jamie Lynn Spears can legally buy alcohol now, but I’ll always see her as the pig-tailed little 16-year-old with a baby in her. - It’s Hilary Duff‘s baby she made with that guy she blew after he proposed! - A Woman’s Abs Are Like Magic - “Tom Cruise singing Bon Jovi? Read More ...  |
| ‘American Reunion’ – In Theaters 4/6 Posted: 04 Apr 2012 06:46 AM PDT  Watch The Restricted Trailer For AMERICAN REUNION Above In Theaters Everywhere – April 6 Read More ...  |
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