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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.13.12
- Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Are Engaged
- It’s An Alexander Skarsgard Remix
- Miley Cyrus Is Acting Out Because Liam’s Getting Too Famous And Might Leave Her. Makes Sense.
- Emma Watson Doesn’t Look Like A Little Boy Anymore. Sorry, Pedophiles.
- That DUI Really Scared Amanda Bynes Straight
- Rachel Bilson Wore A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.13.12 Posted: 13 Apr 2012 01:00 PM PDT        True Story: Fish already made wallets of these. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Alec Baldwin making out with his fiance looks about as natural and healthy as his hair. Also, Charlize Theron knows that once you go Fassbender you never go ba– wait, that’s not how that goes, and Jennifer Nicole Lee Read More ...  |
| Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Are Engaged Posted: 13 Apr 2012 11:58 AM PDT        So remember when Brad Pitt said he wouldn’t get married to Angelina Jolie until everyone in America had the equal right to get married? Well, fuck you, queers, that shit took too long, is pretty much what they just said here. THR reports: The Beverly Hills jeweler and former CEO of Asprey & Garrard, the Read More ...  |
| It’s An Alexander Skarsgard Remix Posted: 13 Apr 2012 10:52 AM PDT        Fun Fact: Alexander Skarsgard was one of the top contenders to be THOR-HAMM which thankfully didn’t happen. Anyway… Skarsgard and THOR-HAMM were at the Hollywood premiere of The Avengers last night, so below is an appropriate musical montage that I feel captures the handsome pageantry of their respective sexual thundery attempting to occupy the same Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Is Acting Out Because Liam’s Getting Too Famous And Might Leave Her. Makes Sense. Posted: 13 Apr 2012 10:00 AM PDT        If you’re wondering why over the past weeks you’ve seen Miley Cyrus upstage The Hunger Games premiere with her breasts, pretend to be engaged and generally ride around town with her vulva steering a bicycle, it turns out she’s afraid Liam Hemsworth will get too famous and leave her. So at least she’s handling things Read More ...  |
| Emma Watson Doesn’t Look Like A Little Boy Anymore. Sorry, Pedophiles. Posted: 13 Apr 2012 07:51 AM PDT        For the child lovers those of you who enjoyed remember Emma Watson as the innocent, young boy sprite you could possibly lure into a van with promises of fireworks or candy or video games or whatever you sick bastards are into who played Hermoine Granger in the Harry Potter movies, here she is sadly for Read More ...  |
| That DUI Really Scared Amanda Bynes Straight Posted: 13 Apr 2012 06:56 AM PDT        Straight up onto the curb! (I’ll go kill myself.) Barely even a week ago, Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI. And while most normal people follow that up by lying low and reexamining their lives, Amanda Bynes got right back on the horse like a trooper because here she is leaving a bar last night, Read More ...  |
| Rachel Bilson Wore A Bikini And Other News Posted: 13 Apr 2012 06:54 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might tag-team Fassbender in a movie that I will in no way be arrested for publicly masturbating to. - Yoga Pants: I don’t know what they made of... - The best way to experience Scarlett Johansson‘s singing is in print. - Read More ...  |
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