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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.23.12
- Scarlett Johansson: ‘I’m Addicted To Chicken Wings’
- This Is Who Goes To The Second Week of Coachella
- Jennifer Aniston’s Getting Married Now. Of Course.
- Jessica Simpson’s Still Pregnant, Everybody
- Justin Bieber Knocked Up Mariah Yeater
- Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Says ‘Good Morning’ And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.23.12 Posted: 23 Apr 2012 01:10 PM PDT        Does Justin Bieber batting away women with his purse even need its own caption? No. No, it doesn’t. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which fortunately Photo Boy tossed together before getting pulled away on another assignment that would make your head explode if I told you. So here’s Gerard Butler continuing to look Read More ...  |
| Scarlett Johansson: ‘I’m Addicted To Chicken Wings’ Posted: 23 Apr 2012 12:35 PM PDT        With The Avengers already receiving strong advance reviews, Disney marketing has apparently let Scarlett Johansson, the movie’s almost sole sex appeal, say whatever the hell she wants because here she is telling FOX411 that she can’t stop eating chicken wings and will probably look pregnant again any minute now: "Oh my good Read More ...  |
| This Is Who Goes To The Second Week of Coachella Posted: 23 Apr 2012 11:06 AM PDT        Because every child’s first memory should be his mother tonguing ecstasy into his mouth. True story: I have absolutely zero taste in music and/or sense of irony, so I just assumed Coachella was already over, but it turns out there’s a second weekend, so here’s all the “celebrities” who showed up for that. And you Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Aniston’s Getting Married Now. Of Course. Posted: 23 Apr 2012 09:17 AM PDT        Whenever anyone writes about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, there’s inevitably some joke about a jilted, bitter Jennifer Aniston which is then inevitably followed by a few random people defending her and saying she’s moved on with her life and couldn’t care less about Brad and Angelina. So to those people, I want you to Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson’s Still Pregnant, Everybody Posted: 23 Apr 2012 08:06 AM PDT        Seen here waiting in the car for her mom to get back with a bag bursting at the seams with Chili’s take-out (No, really.), Jessica Simpson apparently heard all the recent rumors that she’s already given birth and decided to let everyone know there’s still a baby in her stomach so four full racks of Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Knocked Up Mariah Yeater Posted: 23 Apr 2012 06:54 AM PDT        “Ohmygod, I totally made you carry my baby then made people think it wasn’t mine. You should’ve seen your face!” There’s an old Hollywood rumor that Kirk Douglas not only brutally raped Natalie Wood when she was a teenager, but laughed at her afterwards and completely got away with it because he was a powerful Read More ...  |
| Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Says ‘Good Morning’ And Other News Posted: 23 Apr 2012 06:07 AM PDT        - Guiliana Rancic is pregnant if pregnant means she’s paying someone else to carry the baby, but let’s all write she’s pregnant anyway, okay, colleagues? Okay. - In case you need something a bit stronger than Sara Jean Underwood above. - Julia Roberts reacts to the Brangelina engagement. - The Read More ...  |
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