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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.18.12
- Dick Clark Finally Died (1802 – 2012)
- Amanda Bynes Wants Everyone To Stop Calling Her ‘The New Lindsay Lohan’
- Kelly Brook’s Tumblr Is Why We Have An Internet
- ‘Teen Mom’ Leah Is Trying For Another Baby Again. Of Course.
- Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Still Promoting That Avengers Movie
- Ted Nugent Threatened To Kill Obama. Again.
- Kim Kardashian Wants To Be The Mayor of Glendale Now. No, Really.
- Stephanie Pratt Wore Another Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.18.12 Posted: 18 Apr 2012 06:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm‘s rugged, manly new beard that I in no way aided in caught Fish drawing onto a RealDoll in the break room today. Also, it looks like someone forgot to remove all of the mirrors from room where Tori Spelling is signing books, and prepare your Read More ...  |
| Dick Clark Finally Died (1802 – 2012) Posted: 18 Apr 2012 02:15 PM PDT  Provided he was ever really alive and/or not-a-cyborg. (See: above.) So remember how I said “good” when Andrew Breitbart died because he was a horrible piece of shit? Well, consider me saying “good” again for Dick Clark dying, only this time in a more sympathetic, thank God they’re not going to use puppetry to make Read More ...  |
| Amanda Bynes Wants Everyone To Stop Calling Her ‘The New Lindsay Lohan’ Posted: 18 Apr 2012 12:15 PM PDT        Let me start this post by pointing out a few similarities between Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan: - Both are former child-actors. - Both haven’t acted in a film since 2010. - Both are nowhere near as hot as they used to be. - Both like to party. - Both have had sex with Wilmer Read More ...  |
| Kelly Brook’s Tumblr Is Why We Have An Internet Posted: 18 Apr 2012 10:58 AM PDT        Keeping up the momentum started with Leighton Meester’s butt and continued with Rihanna’s butt, here’s Kelly Brook‘s chest-butt which she decided to prominently feature on her new Tumblr because clearly she’s the definition of a true Christian woman who believes with all her heart in spreading the beauty and splendor of God’s wonderful creations. In Read More ...  |
| ‘Teen Mom’ Leah Is Trying For Another Baby Again. Of Course. Posted: 18 Apr 2012 10:00 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Teen Mom star and mother of twins, Leah Messer, is only two weeks into her second marriage, but it’s now become clear that she’s really only in it for the divorce because she’s already talking about having more kids. Via Hollywood Life reports: On April 4, Leah wed her boyfriend, Jeremy Read More ...  |
| Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Still Promoting That Avengers Movie Posted: 18 Apr 2012 09:00 AM PDT        While Kim Kardashian possibly being named the mayor of a real town and Ted Nugent threatening to assasinate the president might seem like news, none of those stories involve cleavage so let’s just forget they even happened. On that note, here’s Scarlett Johansson still using her breasts to promote The Avengers only this time in Read More ...  |
| Ted Nugent Threatened To Kill Obama. Again. Posted: 18 Apr 2012 08:04 AM PDT  Speaking of fucking idiots and politics, while attending this year’s NRA convention that already featured Rick Santorum proudly touting his three-year-old daughter’s membership and NRA president Wayne LaPierre basically insinuating that if more Americans had guns on 9/11 they could’ve easily stopped that shit exactly like this, Ted Nugent decided to add threatening to kill Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Wants To Be The Mayor of Glendale Now. No, Really. Posted: 18 Apr 2012 06:53 AM PDT        “Ms. Mayor, you meet with the Kiwanis Club at 10:15 and then the Jaycees at 11:30. Also, Mr. West called.” “Did he seem upset?” “A little.” “I’ll let him pee on me tonight. Now let’s go make some laws!” Because Kim Kardashian lives in California, she naturally assumes she can just waltz in and hold Read More ...  |
| Stephanie Pratt Wore Another Bikini And Other News Posted: 18 Apr 2012 06:03 AM PDT        - Not wearing makeup won’t get you a husband, Jennifer Love Hewitt. - Nobody says “When I grow up, I want to be an arm bra.” Except for me. I said that. I was six. - Vampire Bill knocked up Sookie. - Loki is apparently the new panty-dropper. I will never understand Read More ...  |
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