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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.5.12
- Kim Kardashian Was Cheating On Kris Humphries With Kanye West The Whole Time
- Here’s Tim Tebow Getting A Mani/Pedi
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks She Can Bang Adam Levine Now
- Good Morning, Jessica Alba Wearing Yoga Pants, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.5.12 Posted: 05 Apr 2012 11:00 AM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be our last one for the week so we can hide pastel eggs to celebrate some ghost that keeps haunting people until the free market is deregulated and sluts stop fucking for the slut-thrill of it, but I digress. Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Was Cheating On Kris Humphries With Kanye West The Whole Time Posted: 05 Apr 2012 09:32 AM PDT        Ever since Kim Kardashian announced their divorce, Kris Humphries has been in a long heated legal battle to have their settlement aired in open court so he can expose the entire marriage as a premeditated fraud by subpoenaing her texts, emails and reality show scripts. On top of that, there’ve been rumors that he has Read More ...  |
| Here’s Tim Tebow Getting A Mani/Pedi Posted: 05 Apr 2012 08:01 AM PDT   Above is former Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow getting a mani/pedi in West Hollywood on Tuesday. Below are three beautiful women he chose not to have sex with. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence. Photo: Courtesy of TMZ.comRead More ...  |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks She Can Bang Adam Levine Now Posted: 05 Apr 2012 07:13 AM PDT        Adam Levine has spent the better part of a year alternating between banging super-thin model Anne V and complaining about Christina Aguilera’s weight ruining The Voice, so right off the bat, you can tell he’d be completely open to having sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt. “We’re a match made in heaven,” said the crazy in Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Jessica Alba Wearing Yoga Pants, And Other News Posted: 05 Apr 2012 06:26 AM PDT        - Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis are done with SNL after this season. - A Real-Life Barbie Doll Who Wants Your Attention - Arnold Schwarzenegger describing how a Twins sequel with Eddie Murphy as their triplet explains why woman have no choice but to sleep with him because MY GOD… Read More ...  |
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