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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.16.12
- Kristen Stewart Just Shit All Over ‘Twilight.’ Again.
- ‘Whee! We’re All Hippies. Rich, Millionaire Hippies Dressed Like An Abercromie Ad. Wheeee!’
- Oh, Phew, Gerard Butler Went To Coachella. Now We Definitely Know There Weren’t Any Drugs There.
- Of Course Lindsay Lohan Went To Coachella
- Paris Hilton’s Coachella Bikini and Other News
- Courtney Love Apologizes To Frances Bean For Saying She Banged Dave Grohl
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.16.12 Posted: 16 Apr 2012 12:48 PM PDT        In the spirit of Leighton Meester’s ass crack, we put the first Final Five pic upfront today. I believe “heroes” is the word you’re looking for. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which surprisingly includes only one pic from Coachella, which only exists because Rihanna didn’t want her Twitter fans to miss out on Read More ...  |
| Kristen Stewart Just Shit All Over ‘Twilight.’ Again. Posted: 16 Apr 2012 11:42 AM PDT        Back in 2009, as Twilight fever was just beginning to really ejaculate sparkles all over lonely women of all ages, Kristen Stewart let her dad openly trash the franchise that was making her a household name and then went on a good two year tear of saying whatever stupid shit popped into her head like Read More ...  |
| ‘Whee! We’re All Hippies. Rich, Millionaire Hippies Dressed Like An Abercromie Ad. Wheeee!’ Posted: 16 Apr 2012 10:24 AM PDT        So it’s Coachella again. That magical time of the year when B-list celebrities and down pretend to be groovy, music-loving flower children of the earth while staying in luxury hotels complete with catered pool parties. Although, in their defense, David Hasselhoff shows up each year like clockwork and eats a vegan cheeseburger he dropped in Read More ...  |
| Oh, Phew, Gerard Butler Went To Coachella. Now We Definitely Know There Weren’t Any Drugs There. Posted: 16 Apr 2012 09:18 AM PDT        : coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke? : coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke!! Gerard Butler showed up at Coachella over the weekend, Read More ...  |
| Of Course Lindsay Lohan Went To Coachella Posted: 16 Apr 2012 08:06 AM PDT        When Lindsay Lohan‘s formal probation ended, Judge Stephanie Sautner warned her to avoid going to clubs which Lindsay apparently interpreted as “start bar fights” and “go to a weekend-long music festival loaded with drugs and booze” because in her defense, those sound exactly like “don’t go to clubs.” You practically need a linguist to tell Read More ...  |
| Paris Hilton’s Coachella Bikini and Other News Posted: 16 Apr 2012 06:57 AM PDT        - Hillary Clinton got wasted. - And some even more important news than the Secretary of State crunking in South America. - Rumer Willis really doesn’t want us to look at her face. God bless her. - Ashton Kutcher is probably already done banging this woman and moved on. - Read More ...  |
| Courtney Love Apologizes To Frances Bean For Saying She Banged Dave Grohl Posted: 16 Apr 2012 06:22 AM PDT        “Lousy gummint always tryin’ to steal my baby. Stop touchin’ me, Obama!” Last week, heroin told Courtney Love it’d be an awesome idea to go on Twitter and accuse Dave Grohl of banging Frances Bean because he’s always been “sexually obsessed” with Kurt Cobain. Except here comes the amazing part of this story. Courtney Love Read More ...  |
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