The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

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• The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.19.12
• Alexander Skarsgard’s Banging Charlize Theron
• Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Breasts Have Made Her Pretty Popular. Pretty Popular Indeed…
• Steve-O Dumped Elisabetta Canalis. Wait, What?
• Natalie Portman & Johnny Depp Signed The Word ‘Tampon’ In Paul McCartney’s New Video. Whoops.
• Demi Lovato Wore A Bikini, Too
• So There’s A New Mel Gibson Recording
• Good Morning, Camilla Belle, And Other News

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.19.12 Posted: 19 Apr 2012 01:15 PM PDT Q: Why is Kim Kardashian the lead shot? She’s a terrible person. A: This post. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Josh Hutcherson making it exactly clear why Vanessa Hudgens broke up with him, Seal doing the exact opposite (Yes, I believe this was choreographed.), and we start a new game called ‘Who Read More ...

Alexander Skarsgard’s Banging Charlize Theron Posted: 19 Apr 2012 12:09 PM PDT Charlize Theron has been looking just a tad tired and rough lately which now makes perfect sense because she’s been getting banged by Alexander Skarsgard and you seriously have to stock up on electrolytes when that’s happening to you. Imagine training for a marathon meets a sexually aggressive boot camp complete with blonde, muscular Aryan Read More ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Breasts Have Made Her Pretty Popular. Pretty Popular Indeed… Posted: 19 Apr 2012 11:10 AM PDT By all definitions, Jennifer Love Hewitt is a crazy woman who more than likely tries on wedding dresses in front of tuxedo-wearing men with bear traps through their legs in her basement, but she has really, really awesome breasts which she described as “King Kong” size on Jimmy Kimmel last night (above) which immediately made Read More ...

Steve-O Dumped Elisabetta Canalis. Wait, What? Posted: 19 Apr 2012 10:18 AM PDT When Elisabetta Canalis rebounded from George Clooney with Steve-O, the world took pause before going, “Oh, wait, drugs.” Except it turns out Steve-O is very serious about his sobriety even if it involves kicking an Italian broad who’s way out of his league to the curb which is literally the story he’s going with. RadarOnline Read More ...

Natalie Portman & Johnny Depp Signed The Word ‘Tampon’ In Paul McCartney’s New Video. Whoops. Posted: 19 Apr 2012 09:03 AM PDT Last week, the new video for Paul McCartney‘s “My Valentine” was released, and everyone tripped over themselves to say how awesome Johnny Depp and Natalie Portman were for signing the lyrics. It was a veritable hipster orgasm all over a tweed jacket of smug satisfaction. Turns out nobody bothered to consult an actual deaf person Read More ...

Demi Lovato Wore A Bikini, Too Posted: 19 Apr 2012 08:06 AM PDT “Eww. Why you posting granny porn?” – Fez It’s been an unusually awesome week for bikinis thanks to Leighton Meester’s butt, Rihanna’s Facebook and Kelly Brook’s new Tumblr, so here’s Demi Lovato in Brazil which really isn’t anywhere near the same category as those other three but people seem to get really excited when they Read More ...

So There’s A New Mel Gibson Recording Posted: 19 Apr 2012 07:15 AM PDT A lot of people didn’t believe Joe Eszterhas‘ letter to Mel Gibson that conveniently found its way online, so naturally there was a recording to back it up because if there’s one thing Mel Gibson is amazing at, it’s really hating Jews, women, packs of niggers, wetbacks, Russian women, homosexuals, not getting blown before Jacuzzi, Read More ...

Good Morning, Camilla Belle, And Other News Posted: 19 Apr 2012 05:58 AM PDT - Screw the Klondike Bar, what would I do for a redhead? Wait, you mean I can’t have sex with both? I immediately hate this question. - And good morning to you, too, Alison Brie… - Sheree got fired from Real Housewives of Atlanta. - Ted Nugent is a Black Jew, everybody. Read More ...

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