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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.11.12
- Alicia Silverstone Is ‘Very Glad’ She Pukes Into Her Kid’s Mouth To Feed Him
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Moved On To Maksim Chmerkovskiy Already
- Kim Kardashian is Kanye’s ‘Beyonce’
- We Get It, Lana Del Rey. You’re Banging Axl Rose.
- Miley Cyrus Can’t Take Her Dang Ol’ Side-Titty To The Dang Ol’ Store Without Them Dang Ol’ Cameras Goin’ Click Click Click Click
- You’re Supposed To Believe Joe Jonas Has Sex With This And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.11.12 Posted: 11 Apr 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Michael Bay gets ready to bang his car until it begs him to stop in sassy jive talk, Michael Fassbender pitches himself for the lead in Gladiator 2, “No, what I’m telling you is that it will fight the tigers“, and say what you will about Hugh Read More ...  |
| Alicia Silverstone Is ‘Very Glad’ She Pukes Into Her Kid’s Mouth To Feed Him Posted: 11 Apr 2012 12:06 PM PDT        After voluntarily informing the entire Internet she pre-chews her son’s food then Frenches it into his 11-month-old mouth, Alicia Silverstone now wants everyone to know she’s “very glad” she’s accomplished such an incredible task yet somehow understands it isn’t for everyone. I say somehow because during her early child development someone clearly pre-chewed logic and Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Moved On To Maksim Chmerkovskiy Already Posted: 11 Apr 2012 11:14 AM PDT        “Why hello there. Are you here to select a ring? No, just mow the yard? Oh, Jorge, you know I’m going to ask each morn- wait, don’t quit! Your family’s still in Mexico!” Sensing that Operation: Chain Adam Levine To The Water Heater has been compromised by her own admission, Jennifer Love Hewitt has apparently Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian is Kanye’s ‘Beyonce’ Posted: 11 Apr 2012 09:35 AM PDT        So welcome to the exact moment Jay-Z shoots Kanye West in the goddamn face though it might not be a bad idea if we all think happy thoughts while clapping our hands: Carrying Peter Dinklage in a baby Bjorn! Via Us Weekly: A pal tells the new Us Weekly, out now, that Jay-Z’s close friend Read More ...  |
| We Get It, Lana Del Rey. You’re Banging Axl Rose. Posted: 11 Apr 2012 08:37 AM PDT        Lana Del Rey has already banged Marilyn Manson, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that she’s moved on to Axl Rose which she made even more evident by wearing a Guns ‘N Roses T-shirt in London last night after the two were spotted together over the weekend. On that note, when I say this Read More ...  |
| Posted: 11 Apr 2012 07:09 AM PDT        On Monday we got to see Miley Cyrus riding a bike in a short dress without underwear on after complaining earlier that the “douchebag paparazzi” can’t seem to leave her alone. So naturally here she is yesterday where, again, the paparazzi wouldn’t stop taking her picture when all poor, rich Miley Cyrus is doing is Read More ...  |
| You’re Supposed To Believe Joe Jonas Has Sex With This And Other News Posted: 11 Apr 2012 06:33 AM PDT        - Cue Jessica Simpson suddenly giving birth in 3.. 2.. - Hello, large-breasted Asian in a bikini holding drinks… - Leonardo DiCaprio has no problem banging Adam Levine‘s table scraps. - Supermodels Without Makeup - Snoop Dogg's Rolling Words: A Smokable Songbook - The Simpsons live in Oregon in Read More ...  |
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