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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.31.12
- Bryan Singer’s Directing ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Now (‘First Class 2′ To People Who Get Laid)
- Courtney Stodden Wins ‘Most Dressed Like A Unicorn With Tits Standing Next To King Creepy Husband/Dad Of Molestercenshire’
- Katy Perry & Russell Brand Got Remarried And Had A Baby in The Middle of The Lakers Game
- Gene Hackman Smacked A Homeless Guy
- Did Someone Say New ‘Star Wars’ Movies?
- Note To Self: Enroll In Minka Kelly’s Acting Class, Ogle Profusely, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.31.12 Posted: 31 Oct 2012 12:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh Read More ...  |
| Bryan Singer’s Directing ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Now (‘First Class 2′ To People Who Get Laid) Posted: 31 Oct 2012 11:27 AM PDT        Where the hell has this picture been all my life? Despite doing a boob-diamondly awesome job with the rushed-to-production X-Men: First Class, director Matthew Vaughn has walked from the sequel, X-Men: Days Of Future Past, Is That Hitting The Spot, Nerds? Yeah, You Like That White-Walled Wolverine Shit, Sluts, which apparently forced Fox to drive Read More ...  |
| Posted: 31 Oct 2012 09:39 AM PDT        Kinda had a feeling she’d win this one. Just something in my gut. Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-RaynerRead More ...  |
| Katy Perry & Russell Brand Got Remarried And Had A Baby in The Middle of The Lakers Game Posted: 31 Oct 2012 08:42 AM PDT        Here’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand at last night Lakers game where they clearly didn’t expect to run into each other judging by the fact she’s chugging beers next to her crazy Baptist preacher dad and Russell showed up with two young boys who keep staring at his penis. This was not the first date Read More ...  |
| Gene Hackman Smacked A Homeless Guy Posted: 31 Oct 2012 08:07 AM PDT        We spent last week making fun of celebrities who shit on the homeless, so to shake things up, we thought we’d write about Gene Hackman in a hallowed, revered light for smacking a crazy homeless man that attacked him and called his wife a cunt because that seems like something Royal Tenenbaum would probably do Read More ...  |
| Did Someone Say New ‘Star Wars’ Movies? Posted: 31 Oct 2012 06:50 AM PDT  Despite half the Internet still being underwater yesterday, Disney decided it’d be a great time to announce they purchased Lucasfilm from George Lucas for a whopping $4.05 billion – *looks at closet stuffed full of action figures, blames self* – and dropped an even bigger bomb that Star Wars: Episode 7 is coming in 2015 Read More ...  |
| Note To Self: Enroll In Minka Kelly’s Acting Class, Ogle Profusely, And Other News Posted: 31 Oct 2012 06:41 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy - Jon Hamm‘s girlfriend can no longer open her mouth. This was bound to happen. - Chivers in Halloween costumes. Yep, it’s mostly titties. - Taylor Swift is already working on a new album about what an inadequate lover Ed Sheeran is. - Keanu Reeves still gets Read More ...  |
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