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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.25.12
- Homeless Man Made $40 To Appear In Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Wedding Video
- Taylor Swift & Conor Kennedy Broke Up Already
- We Get It, Holly Madison, You Look Great Pregnant In A Bikini (I’m Still Going To Look At You Though)
- Axl Rose Showed Up To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’ On Time And Made Logical, Coherent Statements, WTF?
- Katy Perry Wore Whatever The Hell This Is For Obama And Other News
- Jessica Pare’s In A Bikini And Jon Hamm’s Shirtless, It’s The Everyone Wins Post
- Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel’s $6.5 Million Wedding Made Fun Of The Homeless
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.25.12 Posted: 25 Oct 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming Read More ...  |
| Homeless Man Made $40 To Appear In Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Wedding Video Posted: 25 Oct 2012 12:24 PM PDT  Thanks to Justin Timberlake having shit taste in friends, everyone’s talking about his wedding to Jessica Biel but only in the context of why the fuck his douchebag buddy Justin Huchel (Huchel. H-U-C-H-E-L) would make homeless people wish them good luck at their $6.5 million ceremony in southern Italy. And, of course, TMZ tracked down Read More ...  |
| Taylor Swift & Conor Kennedy Broke Up Already Posted: 25 Oct 2012 11:39 AM PDT        Taylor Swift bought a house right next door to the Kennedys after only dating 18-year-old Conor for the summer, so you’ll probably be surprised to learn that ended with him immediately dumping her as soon he as started his senior year of high school (Yup.) and remembered, “Oh, right, there are chicks who’ll have sex Read More ...  |
| Posted: 25 Oct 2012 10:20 AM PDT        Here’s Holly Madison continuing to showcase how awesome she looks pregnant (Yoga, ladies. yoga.) because the father of her baby is currently on trial for bribery and embezzlement, so it’s important to let other dudes know she’s totally going to bounce back from this kid business. In fact, it probably wouldn’t be a bad idea Read More ...  |
| Axl Rose Showed Up To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’ On Time And Made Logical, Coherent Statements, WTF? Posted: 25 Oct 2012 08:56 AM PDT  Axl Rose hasn’t given a live television interview in over 10 years, but last night he not only sat down with Jimmy Kimmel and actually showed up on time. Even more amazing, he was surprisingly lucid and cordial making with the adorable anecdotes about tormenting his friends by showing their kids his Halloween tree with Read More ...  |
| Katy Perry Wore Whatever The Hell This Is For Obama And Other News Posted: 25 Oct 2012 08:09 AM PDT        - Tom Cruise is suing Life & Style for $50 million for claiming he abandoned Suri. It’s called “avoiding suppressive persons,” you jerks, gawd. - I will ride my trusty unicorn to the land where the redheads roam. - Fun Fact: I once broke up with a girl for having a rogue Read More ...  |
| Jessica Pare’s In A Bikini And Jon Hamm’s Shirtless, It’s The Everyone Wins Post Posted: 25 Oct 2012 06:10 AM PDT        Here are a bunch of pics of Jon Hamm in a bathing suit while filming Mad Men in Hawaii yesterday except this stupid chick in a bikini won’t get out of the way. Yes, your body is super hot, lady, but could you move? Jon Hamm‘s penis might be outlined in his shorts. What’s that? Read More ...  |
| Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel’s $6.5 Million Wedding Made Fun Of The Homeless Posted: 25 Oct 2012 06:00 AM PDT        During Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake‘s $6.5 million wedding in Italy last weekend, Justin’s good pal, real estate agent Justin Huchel thought it’d be hilarious to record a bunch of homeless people in LA congratulating the happy couple and saying they couldn’t make it because, haha, they’re totally poor! WACKA WACKA! Via Gawker: The 8:30 Read More ...  |
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