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- The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition
- Alessandra Ambrosio Wins ‘Most Chick Who Can Get Away With Showing Up As A Nazi Because She’s Mad Hot and Brazilian’ Costume
- Scott Disick Dressed Up As Patrick Batemen, Wins ‘Most Self-Aware’ Costume
- Christina Aguilera & Kim Kardashian Tie For ‘Most Breastiest’ Costume
- Seal Wins ‘Most Depressing’ Costume
- And Now’s The Part Where We Throw A Bunch of Pics of Celebrities in Halloween Costumes At You
- Mila Kunis Looks Pregnant. For Real This Time.
- Joe Simpson Looks Like This Now
- Lindsay Lohan Wants Everyone To Quit Bitching About A Stupid Hurricane
- Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney For President And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Hurricane Sandy Punching Us In The Dick Edition Posted: 29 Oct 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which miraculously came together before Sandy hurled a tree into my router. (Read: God wanted these titties on the Internet.) So before we all get plunged into days of darkness with the possibility of our mobile devices losing battery power, resulting in time spent verbally conversing with each Read More ...  |
| Posted: 29 Oct 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio showing up to a Halloween party dressed as what I’m almost positive is a Nazi. Which seems offensive until you realize there are Holocaust survivors looking at this going, “Nope, this is cool. This is cool. We’re completely okay with this.” Also, her husband showed up as Charlie Day playing Sam Elliot Read More ...  |
| Scott Disick Dressed Up As Patrick Batemen, Wins ‘Most Self-Aware’ Costume Posted: 29 Oct 2012 12:15 PM PDT        Before everyone gives Scott Disick props like I just did because I’m lazy and needed a quick headline to go with today’s theme, keep in mind that he really didn’t put any effort into this costume outside of dressing like himself and buying a fake axe. Had he really wanted to commit to the whole Read More ...  |
| Christina Aguilera & Kim Kardashian Tie For ‘Most Breastiest’ Costume Posted: 29 Oct 2012 11:10 AM PDT        Here’s Christina Aguilera and Kim Kardashian who both wore costumes showcasing their tits, so I’m not even going to come up with something clever to say about that because absolutely none of you will read it. We’re on a tight dick joke ration over here, and you never know when you’ll need one to plug Read More ...  |
| Seal Wins ‘Most Depressing’ Costume Posted: 29 Oct 2012 10:39 AM PDT        Halloween was always Seal and Heidi Klum‘s holiday. In 2010, they were the Silver Surfer and his alien space lover whose tits he can’t stop silver-grabbing, and the year after that they wore anatomically correct ape costumes that still have me convinced Rick Baker is tied up in Heidi Klum’s basement where she hits him Read More ...  |
| And Now’s The Part Where We Throw A Bunch of Pics of Celebrities in Halloween Costumes At You Posted: 29 Oct 2012 09:46 AM PDT     So how’s everybody doing so far? Best of luck to everyone on the coast right now, seeing some fucked up shit coming out of Ocean City, Maryland and Atlantic City. Photo Boy and I are still hanging in there, not seeing much our way except for rain and the occasional increasingly stronger wind gust which Read More ...  |
| Mila Kunis Looks Pregnant. For Real This Time. Posted: 29 Oct 2012 08:35 AM PDT        We’ve seen Mila Kunis look heavier before, but that was for a movie, and she wasn’t walking right next to Ashton Kutcher who’s clearly making the, “Why didn’t I wear a condom behind that truck back there?” face. Because that’s how fast pregnancies happen. They’re like a ninja, a sneaky, sneaky ninja. One minute, you’re Read More ...  |
| Joe Simpson Looks Like This Now Posted: 29 Oct 2012 07:57 AM PDT        Last week, rumors surfaced that Jessica Simpson‘s dad Papa Joe has been a closeted homosexual this whole time, except here he is looking straight as can be on Friday. Because if there’s one thing us red-blooded, heterosexual male can’t get enough of, it’s making ourselves look like Ellen DeGeneres. Which is actually true in my Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Wants Everyone To Quit Bitching About A Stupid Hurricane Posted: 29 Oct 2012 07:11 AM PDT        “This is how hearing about canned goods make me feel, you guys.” Possibly to endear herself to the Romney campaign, or simply because she’s a ginger tainthole, Lindsay Lohan has decided to weigh in on this Hurricane Sandy business by telling all the little people to just think happy thoughts because that’ll keep our lights Read More ...  |
| Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney For President And Other News Posted: 29 Oct 2012 06:50 AM PDT  - Gwyneth Paltrow‘s next role is Pablo Picasso’s muse. Why did this news just make me fart gluten-free Foie gras into a Ming dynasty vase? - Mirrors are a girls best friend. - Shiloh ain’t having this shit. - Avril Lavigne‘s ex dressed up as Avril Lavigne for Halloween. - Read More ...  |
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