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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.24.12
- Katy Perry & John Mayer Are Banging Too Loud
- Courtney Stodden Sexily Slips Her Sexy Curves Into Slutty Slexy Slime Slostumes
- Chris Brown Knocked Up Karrueche Tran Before Dumping Her For Rihanna, ‘Allegedly’
- Mena Suvari Definitely Has A Type
- Jessica Simpson’s Dad Was Gay This Whole Time
- Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.24.12 Posted: 24 Oct 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according Read More ...  |
| Katy Perry & John Mayer Are Banging Too Loud Posted: 24 Oct 2012 12:00 PM PDT        In case it wasn’t bad enough that Katy Perry‘s having sex with John Mayer, they’re now doing it so loud her neighbors are starting to get pissed. Via Hollywood Life: Katy Perry apparently had trouble satisfying Russell Brand's wild sexual urges, but John Mayer certainly isn't complaining! Instead, it's Katy's West Hollywood neighbors who are Read More ...  |
| Courtney Stodden Sexily Slips Her Sexy Curves Into Slutty Slexy Slime Slostumes Posted: 24 Oct 2012 10:38 AM PDT        “This part right here keeps covering up my boobs. I’m not showing enough boob. Are you even listening me? And why are you wearing your sunglasses inside? If it’s to look at the dude behind the counter without me noticing, I already told him I’m your daughter and we do it, so he’s probably calling Read More ...  |
| Chris Brown Knocked Up Karrueche Tran Before Dumping Her For Rihanna, ‘Allegedly’ Posted: 24 Oct 2012 09:59 AM PDT        Seen here partying with Rihanna Monday night because they’re not even hiding it anymore, Chris Brown reportedly knocked up Karrueche Tran, according to MediaTakeOut.com so you can almost guarantee none of this happened, but it’s fun to pretend: According to one of friends . . . she’s PREGNANT with Chris baby. According to our Read More ...  |
| Mena Suvari Definitely Has A Type Posted: 24 Oct 2012 08:43 AM PDT        From 2010 to 2012, Mena Suvari was married to tattooed Latino Simone Sestito, but apparently his name didn’t sound enough like he fetches a donkey for Don Quixote, so here she is with her new boyfriend, tattoo artist Salvatore Sanchez who has to be three feet tall and tastes like delicious salsa judging by the Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson’s Dad Was Gay This Whole Time Posted: 24 Oct 2012 07:29 AM PDT        What? This guy? Get outta here. Years ago, I had a roommate who was a flamingly gay ballerina that I worked with at Applebee’s who used to spend 75% of his shift running around screaming “TITTIES!” while grabbing every chick in the restaurant’s breasts. A series of events I should’ve remembered each time I joked Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News Posted: 24 Oct 2012 06:35 AM PDT        - Justin Bieber stole a dude who says he’s Selena Gomez’s dad’s credit card and used it to buy abortions and boner implants, so basically the most believable shit you’ll ever read in your life. - Cameron Diaz is allowed to gaze upon Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin in the same room because when Read More ...  |
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