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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12
- Miley Cyrus Is Doin’ A Dang Ol’ Lifetime Movie
- Gee, I Wonder If Kim Kardashian Knows The Paparazzi Are Nearby
- Jessica Simpson Tried To Get Lap Band Surgery
- Arnold Schwarzenegger Actually Thinks He Won Maria Shriver Back By Making Her Look Stupid
- Christina Aguilera Knows That Drinking Is Bad For The Baby, Right?
- Lindsay Lohan Stole A Dude’s Phone Then Tried To Get Him Prosecuted For Taking It Back
- Justin Bieber Threw Up On Stage In Arizona
- Good Morning, Kendra Wilkinson, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12 Posted: 01 Oct 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Is Doin’ A Dang Ol’ Lifetime Movie Posted: 01 Oct 2012 12:00 PM PDT        Thanks to The Hunger Games becoming a Twilight-esque cash cow, Miley Cyrus has to remind Liam Hemsworth who (doesn’t) wear the pants around here so he doesn’t start gettin’ ideas of stickin’ his porcupine in other cooters. Which is why on top of recording a new album, she’s returning to acting again provided you forget Read More ...  |
| Gee, I Wonder If Kim Kardashian Knows The Paparazzi Are Nearby Posted: 01 Oct 2012 11:00 AM PDT |
| Jessica Simpson Tried To Get Lap Band Surgery Posted: 01 Oct 2012 10:12 AM PDT        When Jessica Simpson signed a $3 million deal with Weight Watchers, she just assumed babies weighed 100 pounds and all the weight would magically fall out of her vagina while she keeps eating macaroni and cheese and M&Ms. Turns out it works the exact opposite of that and she kept getting fatter after giving birth. Read More ...  |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger Actually Thinks He Won Maria Shriver Back By Making Her Look Stupid Posted: 01 Oct 2012 09:16 AM PDT        Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s memoirs Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story hits bookstands tomorrow, so naturally he’s spent the past few days doing promotional appearances where he’s either confirmed banging Brigitte Nielsen while living with Maria Shriver before they were married or immediately noticing the son of the maid he banged looked exactly like him so Read More ...  |
| Christina Aguilera Knows That Drinking Is Bad For The Baby, Right? Posted: 01 Oct 2012 07:58 AM PDT        Oh, I see how it is. I take a break from the dick jokes to try and save a two-year-old fetus and suddenly I’m the bad guy here. Well, excuuuse me, Princess. Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Stole A Dude’s Phone Then Tried To Get Him Prosecuted For Taking It Back Posted: 01 Oct 2012 07:11 AM PDT        For those of you living full and productive lives unencumbered by the minutiae of counting freckles on celebrity asses, there was some hullabaloo this weekend about Lindsay Lohan being attacked in her New York hotel room by a dude named Christian LaBelle who apparently befriended someone in Lindsay’s entourage for the sole purpose of getting Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Threw Up On Stage In Arizona Posted: 01 Oct 2012 06:28 AM PDT  Here’s Justin Bieber puking on stage in the middle of a concert in Arizona Saturday night which he blames on drinking milk because apparently teeing up jokes about him blowing Usher is the first part of being a good Maple Christian. That or he’s trying to distract from the fact that shortly before ralphing he Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Kendra Wilkinson, And Other News Posted: 01 Oct 2012 06:10 AM PDT        - Anne Hathaway got married this weekend, so here’s Michael K. getting it up way more for this than I ever possibly could. - Kristen Stewart just dethroned Pippa Middleton as most searched for celebrity in her own country. - The lower back problems are strong with this one. - What’s Read More ...  |
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