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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.10.12
- Lindsay Lohan Told Her Dad Dina Was High On Cocaine, Is Probably A Good Judge Of That
- Danny DeVito Was Cheating On Rhea Perlman? Okay, I Can See It
- Hey, Natalie Portman. Zup?
- Armie Hammer Might Be The New Batman (Again)
- Blake Lively’s Cleavage Didn’t Get Packed Away After The Wedding And Other News
- Olivia Wilde’s Vagina Died During Her Marriage Which Makes Jason Sudeikis A Necromancer. Got It.
- BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan Called 911 On Her Mom For ‘Holding Her Against Her Will,’ Yessss…
- It’s Called A Sandwich, Christina Aguilera, Maybe You Should Try Eating One
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.10.12 Posted: 10 Oct 2012 01:30 PM PDT        “Holy Cow!! Kevin James has a big scar on his face.” – Joe Jonas Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what is probably the most random selection ever included, which points out not only my age, but also my ability to spot daywalking vampires because, Jesus Christ, that guy has to be in Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Told Her Dad Dina Was High On Cocaine, Is Probably A Good Judge Of That Posted: 10 Oct 2012 12:09 PM PDT        “Be a good girl and suck all those dicks like I told you. Mommy loves you.” Seen here conveniently hugging in front of the paparazzi after their drunken brawl last night, Lindsay Lohan and Dina were apparently fighting over money last night, according to Michael Lohan who was actually the one who called 911 but Read More ...  |
| Danny DeVito Was Cheating On Rhea Perlman? Okay, I Can See It Posted: 10 Oct 2012 11:22 AM PDT        Because they’re the only mole people who can survive above the surface besides Jordan Bratman so no one else will want to have sex with them, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman were practically made for each other which made news of their divorce so devastating yesterday. Except it turns out Danny was constantly nailing chicks Read More ...  |
| Posted: 10 Oct 2012 10:05 AM PDT        See that look? Totally wants me. Here’s a breastier blonde Natalie Portman on the set of the new Terrence Malick movie yesterday which, judging entirely by her outfit and my limited knowledge of his films, is about the time Sookie Stackhouse stared at a dinosaur in a corn field for 18 hours that never fucking Read More ...  |
| Armie Hammer Might Be The New Batman (Again) Posted: 10 Oct 2012 09:14 AM PDT        And Robin is black. I’m joking! (Racists.) Back in 2007, Armie Hammer was cast as Batman in a Justice League movie that never saw the light of day thanks to the writer’s strike, the Australian government going back on a 40% tax rebate and I’m assuming everyone going, “Wait, Adam Brody is The Flash? Fuck Read More ...  |
| Blake Lively’s Cleavage Didn’t Get Packed Away After The Wedding And Other News Posted: 10 Oct 2012 09:00 AM PDT        - Reggie Bush knocked up a chick who only looks like Kim Kardashian. Someone count that as a bullet dodged for humanity. - Porn stars before and after they put on make-up and this surprisingly has nothing to do with facials. Did not see that one… coming. *licks finger, smooths eyebrows* - Here’s Read More ...  |
| Olivia Wilde’s Vagina Died During Her Marriage Which Makes Jason Sudeikis A Necromancer. Got It. Posted: 10 Oct 2012 07:43 AM PDT        So Olivia Wilde apparently spent Monday night talking candidly about her vagina and how her inability to lie to it followed by its death led her to divorce an Italian prince and eventually seek comfort atop Jason Sudeikis‘ penis that we should probably start mining for the anti-death serum. Why should Olivia Wilde be the Read More ...  |
| BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan Called 911 On Her Mom For ‘Holding Her Against Her Will,’ Yessss… Posted: 10 Oct 2012 06:44 AM PDT        “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, DRUNKLANDER!” TMZ reports: It started last night when the duo went to a nightclub in New York City. Our photog says they left the club at around 4 AM and headed back to Dina’s home in Long Island. Lindsay and Dina started arguing in the car and it escalated when Read More ...  |
| It’s Called A Sandwich, Christina Aguilera, Maybe You Should Try Eating One Posted: 10 Oct 2012 06:09 AM PDT        A few weeks back I joked that Christina Aguilera pretty much threw in the towel and said, “Fuck it, I’m Aretha Franklin now.” And like everything asshole thing that comes out of my mouth, that turned out to be the exact case because I control this reality and all those who dwell within. To prove Read More ...  |
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