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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.17.12
- Megan Fox Secretly Shat Out A Baby
- Katy Perry’s Brother Says She Hasn’t Found ‘The One’ Yet, Explains These John Mayer Pics
- Holly Madison Doing Yoga Isn’t Politics
- Honey Boo Boo Endorsed Obama. Goddammit…
- Heather Clem Made Sex Tapes With Other Celebrities
- Taylor Momsen Looks Different With Clothes On And Other News
- Go Debate Hayden Panettiere’s Breasts With Your Brother, Daddy’s Got A Headache
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.17.12 Posted: 17 Oct 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Read More ...  |
| Megan Fox Secretly Shat Out A Baby Posted: 17 Oct 2012 11:44 AM PDT        “Soo.. you’re getting a C-section, right?” “Haha, oh, stop.” “No, seriously.” Hey, remember Megan Fox? Well, don’t feel bad because she already knows you forgot which is why she decided to announce today that she had a baby three weeks ago without anyone noticing or giving of the fucks because, why? Why would you do Read More ...  |
| Katy Perry’s Brother Says She Hasn’t Found ‘The One’ Yet, Explains These John Mayer Pics Posted: 17 Oct 2012 10:47 AM PDT        HIM: Aw, yeah, it’s my birthday. Totally getting laid tonight. HER: Goddammit, is that a bowtie? Uterus self-clean, ACTIVATE. Despite looking incredibly thrilled to be celebrating John Mayer‘s birth-douche-day last night, Katy Perry‘s brother says she still hasn’t found “the one” yet because it’ll have to be someone who’s changing the world just like she Read More ...  |
| Holly Madison Doing Yoga Isn’t Politics Posted: 17 Oct 2012 10:01 AM PDT        I’ve been going a tad heavy on the politics today, so here’s pregnant Holly Madison in a sports bra doing yoga because it works which has absolutely nothing to do with last night’s debate. Although, she is an unwed mother and according to nine out of 10 governors with women in binders, it’s only a Read More ...  |
| Honey Boo Boo Endorsed Obama. Goddammit… Posted: 17 Oct 2012 08:53 AM PDT  Because apparently Octomom‘s endorsement wasn’t enough (Goddamn, gun-toting single moms), Honey Boo Boo endorsed Barack Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Monday night. So if you were giddy about last night’s debate performance, knock that shit off and prepare thy magical underloons for the reign of your new Mormon overlord and also make sure dinner’s on Read More ...  |
| Heather Clem Made Sex Tapes With Other Celebrities Posted: 17 Oct 2012 07:51 AM PDT        Shocking news: Heather Clem the now-ex-wife of Florida shock jock Bubba The Love Sponge who secretly filmed a sex tape with Hulk Hogan at Bubba’s request probably did the same thing with other celebrities which seems completely out of character for a trophy wife who poses for bikini photos with her dog, I know. RadarOnline Read More ...  |
| Taylor Momsen Looks Different With Clothes On And Other News Posted: 17 Oct 2012 06:51 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy - Brad Pitt is about to give you the most confusing erection of your life. - Girls found in Mitt Romney‘s ‘Bodyguard Candidates’ binder. - Gwyneth Paltrow is in charge of all the blood diamonds now is how I read this. - Which brings me right to Read More ...  |
| Go Debate Hayden Panettiere’s Breasts With Your Brother, Daddy’s Got A Headache Posted: 17 Oct 2012 05:19 AM PDT        Here’s the deal, Photo Boy got drunk and I completely put off sifting through yesterday’s comments for Most Important People entries to tweet Big Love jokes about last night’s debate between President Obama and Governor Ladybinders, so while we caffeinate and get our shit together, why don’t you all have your own spirited debate over Read More ...  |
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