Tuesday, October 30, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.30.12

Posted: 30 Oct 2012 11:00 AM PDT

Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Clothes Obama Campaign Office Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment Tobey Maguire Kerry Washington The Details Premiere Monica Cruz Sister Of Penelope Cruz Cleavage Skyfall Premiere Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
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‘Thanks For Letting Me Party In Vegas, Baby. Here, Have A Shocker.’

Posted: 30 Oct 2012 10:00 AM PDT

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“Scott, I’m serious, we have to make this look good. My mom has a gun to the kids’ heads, she’s really going to do it this time.” “Do you think my business cards are the right weight? You’d tell me if they weren’t, right?” “Goddammit…” Photos: INFdailyRead More ...

And Now Coco’s Soaking Wet Breasts Trying To Describe A Hurricane While Standing In A Hurricane

Posted: 30 Oct 2012 09:13 AM PDT

Coco Cleavage Hurricane Sandy
Here’s Coco standing on the balcony of her New Jersey apartment trying to show just how strong Hurricane Sandy’s winds are because at heart, she’s always been a meteorologist. Granted, 90% of the video is Coco’s giant, sopping wet breasts flopping out of her top while she keeps saying, “The wind… and the wind…” I Read More ...

Of Course Tom Cruise Won’t Press Charges Against These Sexy Eyes, He’s Not An Animal

Posted: 30 Oct 2012 08:37 AM PDT

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On Sunday night, male model Jason Sullivan (above) got shithammered drunk and attempted to return home to Tom Cruise‘s neighbor house where he’s been staying. And by attempted I mean he accidentally tried to enter the Fortress of Xenu where this pretty much happened: “Seriously, dudes, I totally live here, why are you being dick- Read More ...

I Didn’t Know GOOP Came In Leather And Other News

Posted: 30 Oct 2012 07:20 AM PDT

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- You just survived a hurricane. You deserve to look at random women on the Internet in sports bras. - Deryck Whibley should have one response and one response only to this, “Dude, you’re in Nickelback.” GAME OVER. - Blake Lively has Ryan Reynolds pimping fashion apps now. - Apparently no Read More ...

If You’re Staring At Jennifer Aniston’s Cleavage Right Now, We’re Dead. Just Kidding! (Maybe)

Posted: 30 Oct 2012 06:00 AM PDT

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If you’re reading this post right now, that means Photo Boy and I never made it to our computers this morning because we both don’t have power and/or weren’t worthy enough followers of Barack Obama, so he murdered us with the hurricane he summoned with his Kenya magic to win the election. Playas gotta play. Read More ...

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