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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.2.12
- Lindsay Lohan Has A Habit Of Taking People’s Phones, You Don’t Say?
- Scott Stapp Won’t Vote For Obama. October Surprise, Bitches!
- Jessica Simpson’s Legs Look Like This
- George Clooney Is Done With Stacy Keibler Now
- Here’s The New Iron Man Armor For ‘Iron Man 3′
- Paris Hilton Made Out With A Chick So Her Male Model Boyfriend Punched A Dude And Got Arrested
- Elizabeth Hurley Still Looks Awesome And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.2.12 Posted: 02 Oct 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Has A Habit Of Taking People’s Phones, You Don’t Say? Posted: 02 Oct 2012 12:18 PM PDT        While Lindsay Lohan sets out on a quest for vengeance against the Republican aide who she claims choked and slapped her during a private party in her hotel room, RadarOnline has uncovered more anecdotes of Lindsay just walking up to people and straight stealing their phones if she thinks they’re taking pictures of her: "I Read More ...  |
| Scott Stapp Won’t Vote For Obama. October Surprise, Bitches! Posted: 02 Oct 2012 11:29 AM PDT  Because if there’s one thing people who watch FOX News probably love, it’s Creed, so Scott Stapp stopped by Fox & Friends this morning where he revealed that he voted for Obama in 2008, but won’t this year because he found his administration “ineffective” and “a lot of promises but no real delivery.” Except he’s Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson’s Legs Look Like This Posted: 02 Oct 2012 10:38 AM PDT        Here’s Jessica Simpson outside a photo shoot (?) yesterday where you can really tell she wore heels her entire pregnancy if not all the way up to the point when she had to carry the kid out of the hospital but then asked if there was some sort of quickie surgery that could do it Read More ...  |
| George Clooney Is Done With Stacy Keibler Now Posted: 02 Oct 2012 09:35 AM PDT        “Let me see your hand for a second. I’m thinking about the chick I’m going to replace you with.” George Clooney spent a year sticking his penis in and out of Stacy Keibler which is practically a lifetime to him, so news that he’s already done with her really shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone Read More ...  |
| Here’s The New Iron Man Armor For ‘Iron Man 3′ Posted: 02 Oct 2012 08:03 AM PDT        After Robert Downey Jr. injured his ankle in August, production on Iron Man 3 was delayed until yesterday, so here are some set shots of the new Iron Man armor in case you have sex with women’s vaginas and missed the statue at Comic-Con and/or have no clue what Iron Man: Extremis is because, holy Read More ...  |
| Paris Hilton Made Out With A Chick So Her Male Model Boyfriend Punched A Dude And Got Arrested Posted: 02 Oct 2012 07:07 AM PDT        If the headline already confused you, here are the Cliff notes upfront for this post to save you from trying to figure this shit out: Paris Hilton has AIDS. She has AIDS now. TMZ reports: male clubgoer filed a report with the Las Vegas Metro Police Dept. claiming his girlfriend was “making out” with Read More ...  |
| Elizabeth Hurley Still Looks Awesome And Other News Posted: 02 Oct 2012 06:26 AM PDT        - If you’re like me and have no problem with tattooed chicks, get in here. - Seth MacFarlane is hosting the Oscars now. - Drew Barrymore shat out a baby. - It’s not Taylor Swift‘s fault if you fuck her over and she writes a song about it. - Jessica Read More ...  |
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