Friday, October 19, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.19.12

Posted: 19 Oct 2012 12:00 PM PDT

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Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where your caption skills get put to the ultimate test as you come up with the gay porn parody title of ‘The Cat In The Hat’. We’ve also got Gerard Butler spotting a port-a-potty right across the street, the only reaction not punishable by death to His Royal Read More ...

It’s Mila Kunis’ Lisa Frank Commercial

Posted: 19 Oct 2012 10:45 AM PDT

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Here’s Mila Kunis‘ recently unearthed Lisa Frank commercial from 1993 that I’ve accidentally typed as Mila Kunis’ “Anne” Frank commercial so many times, I might as well call myself Master Man and begin plotting to destroy Captain America. Or have I already? *looks at picture of Obama* A black president, he’ll never see it coming. Read More ...

Rihanna’s Dad Wants Her To Marry Chris Brown

Posted: 19 Oct 2012 09:40 AM PDT

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Part All of the reason why Rihanna is back with Chris Brown is her father was an abusive alcoholic while she was growing up, so that’s really all she’s ever known. Which makes it even sadder that now her dad wants her to marry the dude who beat his daughter’s face to the point that Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Blew Off Work? That Can’t Be Right

Posted: 19 Oct 2012 08:24 AM PDT

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Despite all common sense and wisdom, Lindsay Lohan is somehow cast in a movie, and in return for their generosity, she thanks the filmmakers by not even bothering to show up for work. A chain of events that apparently happened yesterday on The Canyons, according to Bret Read More ...

Britney Spears Was Crazy Because Of Meth, Says Least Credible Person Ever

Posted: 19 Oct 2012 07:34 AM PDT

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“Malcolm Middle’s dad done gimme the good shit, y’all! YEE-HAW!” In 2008, I’m almost positive I spent entire months writing about nothing but Britney Spears and her “manager” Sam Lutfi who would eventually be forcibly removed from her life by her father Jamie Spears after she locked herself in her bedroom and refused to hand Read More ...

Christina Aguilera Never Wears Underwear

Posted: 19 Oct 2012 06:44 AM PDT

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“What are you waiting for, Kermie? Moi is ready for you!” While appearing on Chelsea Lately last night, but only after Chelsea Handler agreed to wear fishnets (Why do you hate America?), Christina Aguilera revealed she never wears underwear because that’s exactly the kind of thing you want to hear from a ballooning drunk who’s Read More ...

Why Did Joanna Krupa Even Bother Wearing A Shirt? And Other News

Posted: 19 Oct 2012 06:13 AM PDT

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- Nicole Kidman wants another Oscar because she misses having a 13 inch tall man in her life that doesn’t want to have sex with her. - Fall, when a young man’s fancy turns to yoga pants. - Demi Moore is totally doing better than she looks, you guys. - There’s Read More ...

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