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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.15.12
- The Time A Casting Director Tried To Get A Hold Of Susan’s Sarandons (Why Did I Just Write That?)
- Octomom Got Drunk And Breasfted Two Baby Dolls Onstage At A Drag Show
- JWoww’s Fiance Seems Nice
- Kim Kardashian Isn’t Wearing Underwear
- Russell Crowe Is Single
- Lindsay Lohan Is Doing A Barbara Walters Interview
- Good Morning, Kate Upton, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.15.12 Posted: 15 Oct 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that features extra helping of Kardashian butt, because geez, you guys really have a sick obsession with these people. I mean, seriously, get over it alrea– *ducks bottle* Moving right along, we’ve got Matthew McConaughey‘s continued efforts to transform himself into his next role as an AIDS patient, Read More ...  |
| The Time A Casting Director Tried To Get A Hold Of Susan’s Sarandons (Why Did I Just Write That?) Posted: 15 Oct 2012 12:30 PM PDT        In the new issue of Elle, Susan Sarandon talks about having a casting couch experience which is either her way of bragging about how pretty she was so clearly it was her fault or a testament to the old-timey Tinseltown tradition that’s the whole reason movies are even made in the first place. Via RadarOnline: Read More ...  |
| Octomom Got Drunk And Breasfted Two Baby Dolls Onstage At A Drag Show Posted: 15 Oct 2012 11:22 AM PDT        Because Tan Mom wasn’t a big enough debacle, the she-males at XL Cabaret invited Octomom to their latest “Hot Mess” show where they got her shit-faced drunk then made her double-breastfeed two baby dolls in front of a room full of cross-dressers. Which is really the best way to make yourself look on the up-and-up Read More ...  |
| Posted: 15 Oct 2012 10:51 AM PDT        Apparently, people are getting bent out of shape about JWoww‘s then-boyfriend, now-fiance Roger Matthews shoving her down on the latestRead More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Isn’t Wearing Underwear Posted: 15 Oct 2012 08:51 AM PDT        Here’s Kim Kardashian on her way to meet Kanye West where you’ll immediately notice through her see-through skirt (Or think you’re looking at the San Andreas fault from space.), she’s not wearing any underwear most likely per his instructions. Which are completely non-sexual, by the way. Panties are the secret assassins of Matt Lauer. “Never Read More ...  |
| Posted: 15 Oct 2012 08:03 AM PDT        If you haven’t heard by now, Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer have separated after nine years of marriage, according to the Sydney Morning Herald: Crowe and Spencer have two children together, Charles and Tennyson, aged eight and six. The decision is said to have been amicable with Crowe and Spencer committed to protecting their boys Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Is Doing A Barbara Walters Interview Posted: 15 Oct 2012 07:25 AM PDT        Seen here leaving a jewelry store over the weekend without being gunned down at the door (Why not just give her the safe codes while you’re at it?), Lindsay Lohan will apparently sit down for an interview with Barbara Walters to promote her Lifetime TV movie Liz & Dick and lie about a bunch of Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Kate Upton, And Other News Posted: 15 Oct 2012 06:34 AM PDT        - It’s Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz rapping. Oh, good. - Breasts: Is there anything they can’t cure? - Hulk Hogan wants the FBI to catch whoever leaked his sex tape now. Although I doubt anyone who saw it would deny it’s an act of terrorism upon the Internet’s eyes. - Read More ...  |
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