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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.22.12
- And The Wonder Woman Character Is Dead, She’s Dead Now, She’s Never Coming Back
- Everyone Be Quiet, Claudia Romani Wants To Say Something About The Election
- Wait, Is That Jessica Simpson’s Butt?
- Yes, I’m Posting The New ‘BioShock Infinite’ Trailer Because Jesus Christ
- Vagina Kicker Johnson And The Case Of The Coked Out Conservatorship
- Heidi Montag Showed Up For Her Strip Club Gig
- Iron Man 3 Has A Teaser Trailer And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.22.12 Posted: 22 Oct 2012 12:45 PM PDT        Welcome to another super-sized Monday installment of The Crap We Missed that we almost couldn’t fit everything into until we lubed it up with Sean Penn‘s hair grease. We’ve also got the awkward moment when Neil Diamond realizes that George Clooney is changing the lyrics to publicly kick Stacy Keibler to the curb, Robert Pattinson Read More ...  |
| And The Wonder Woman Character Is Dead, She’s Dead Now, She’s Never Coming Back Posted: 22 Oct 2012 11:17 AM PDT   Sometimes it’s nice to be the one who’s sexually exploited for a change, so here’s Kris Jenner dressed as Wonder Woman which she posted to Instagram, but not before noticing her nipples were “accidentally” showing which I’m sure was a completely candid moment in her life. Because when you’re only 33 23 like she is, Read More ...  |
| Everyone Be Quiet, Claudia Romani Wants To Say Something About The Election Posted: 22 Oct 2012 10:21 AM PDT        If the first thought that pops into your head is, “Wait, can she even vote in this election?” why does your blind party allegiance hate butts so much? Did a butt kill its best friend? Touch it somewhere it shouldn’t? Give an illegal homosexual Mexican food stamps and a free cellphone? HELP ME UNDERSTAND YOUR Read More ...  |
| Wait, Is That Jessica Simpson’s Butt? Posted: 22 Oct 2012 09:25 AM PDT        In case this BioShock post wasn’t evidence enough, I have little to no knowledge of the female anatomy, so maybe someone can explain to me why I feel like I’m looking at the bottom of Jessica Simpson‘s ass in these pics? Is her dress really that short or do I not know how butt’s work? Read More ...  |
| Yes, I’m Posting The New ‘BioShock Infinite’ Trailer Because Jesus Christ Posted: 22 Oct 2012 08:37 AM PDT  I don’t think I’ve ever posted a video game trailer that wasn’t sponsored, but since this site is about whatever gives me an erection, here’s the new “Beast of America” trailer for BioShock Infinite which is entirely in-game footage only and just Skarsgard’d my brain with triplets. On that note, you’re probably thinking, wait, did Read More ...  |
| Vagina Kicker Johnson And The Case Of The Coked Out Conservatorship Posted: 22 Oct 2012 07:45 AM PDT        So on Friday, Michael Lohan decided to stage an intervention at Lindsay Lohan‘s house after she completely blew off her voice work on The Canyons Thursday. This ended in Lindsay calling the police who removed Michael from the scene, so he’s spent the entire time since (and assume prior) blabbing to the media while she’s Read More ...  |
| Heidi Montag Showed Up For Her Strip Club Gig Posted: 22 Oct 2012 06:47 AM PDT        Because her and Douchebeard blew all their Hills money on crystals and back scoops, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt live in his parents house now while he gets his degree in political science. (No, really.) So here she is hosting at Crazy Horse III in Vegas over the weekend because while we may not get Read More ...  |
| Iron Man 3 Has A Teaser Trailer And Other News Posted: 22 Oct 2012 05:26 AM PDT  - Fun Fact: Paul Bettany totally Hugo Weavings his way through these movies. - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married and sold that shit to People like low-class motherfuckers. - Cats mimicking pin-up models is the natural evolution of the Internet. Let’s not kid ourselves. - Chevy Chase said the Read More ...  |
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