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• Naomi Watts talks about Heath Ledger: “He was a very special soul”
• Sister Wives are back and they’ve gone Vegas, did you miss them?
• Why does Fergie’s wax figure look nothing like her current face?
• Jennifer Aniston is the cat that got the cream & Justin Theroux looks anxious
• Courtney Stodden describes her wedding night in detail
• Sarah Jessica Parker’s little lace dress: too ‘young’ and too ‘doily’?
• Bill Hudson calls out Goldie Hawn & daughter Kate as twin slutty maneaters
• Kate Gosselin pitching a dating show, worried she’ll need welfare
• Linnocent caused a cracked-out scene by confronting her lover’s wife
• Enquirer: Stacy Keibler is talking about having George Clooney’s baby

Naomi Watts talks about Heath Ledger: “He was a very special soul” Posted: 23 Sep 2011 08:50 AM PDT These are some new photos of Naomi Watts last night at the opening of that new ballet - the one Paul McCartney wrote the music for. I really, really love Naomi's "suit". All too often, when women do the white-suit thing, I think they look a bit Tom Wolfe-ish. But this is just the right balance - great white pants, and this awesome little vest. It's sexy, it's sophisticated, it's smart, it's appropriate. Lovely. The only thing I dislike is how buddy-buddy she seems with Jessica Seinfeld. WTF? In other Naomi news, she covers the new issue of More Magazine, and in the interview, she discusses her relationship with Heath Ledger. They dated for several years, circa 2002-2004. Then he got with Michelle Williams right after Naomi. Naomi has discussed Heath before - notably, in a Parade interview in 2009 - but she's not trotting out his corpse for every interview, which I appreciate. Naomi Watts has opened up about her ex Heath Ledger saying the late actor was a ‘very special soul’ who ‘made a great impact on my life.’ The 43-year-old actress - who is currently promoting her movies Dream House and J Edgar - dated the Australian star for nearly two years. Their relationship ended in 2004 and he died four years later at the age of 28. Although they were dating different people at the time of his death Watts has fond memories of the Brokeback Mountain star. ‘Good times,’ Watts tells America’s More magazine when asked about Ledger. ‘We had a beautiful relationship, only a couple of years, but he was a man who was completely full of joy, and there was a lot of laughing and affection. He was really a very special soul and made a great impact on my life. And a great actor, but I know there was so much more to come. And it’s such a tragedy for his little daughter.’ Ledger went on to date actress Michelle Williams, with whom he had a child, Matilda who turns six in October. Ironically, Watts - who has two sons with her boyfriend Liev Schreiber - lost her father when she was just seven. Peter Watts was a sound engineer and road manager for rock group Pink Floyd. He died when she was a little girl and seven years later the actress moved from the UK where she was born to live in Australia with her mum, stepfather and brother. Asked how the death of her father impacted her life, Watts is at first cagey, saying: ‘I don’t talk about him.’ According to the reporter she later says in an e-mail: ‘It’s too personal. Forgive me…' But Watts eventually comments in another e-mail sent two weeks after the original interview. She wrote: ‘Not knowing my father always made me feel like a piece of myself was missing or unknown. Not reachable. And growing up, there was this wondering what he would think of me or what I would think of him.’ Now the mother of two sons - Alexander, four, and Samuel, two - Watts is very clear about the legacy she wants to leave her children. ‘I want them to feel connected to me and me to them,’ she says. ‘Always. I want them, above all, to feel sure of who they are. That they are safe in the world and confident and happy people. And of course, connected - to their parents, their friends, their family, the world and themselves. This is the most important goal/dream in my life. Everything else is gravy.’ Aside from talking about her personal life, Watts also reveals that she has a ‘bawdy’ sense of humour. ‘Bawdy’ is apparently the word that actress Nicole Kidman used to describe her friend’s sense of fun. Watts agrees, saying: ‘I do, I do. And it’s definitely heightened when I’m in the company of Australian women and a drink.’ [From The Mail] I think Naomi was as classy as she could be. It would have been too hyper-dramatic for her to act all, "OH, I cannot discuss my great love Heath Ledger." At the time of his death, they had both moved on and started families with other people, but for a time there, they were a surprisingly strong couple. I think she discussed Heath with a lot of maturity, and… I have to just say it and just get yelled at… I think Michelle Williams should take note of the way Naomi handled it. I get tired of how Michelle has actively allowed Heath's death to define her. She (STILL) acts like they were still together when he died, and like she's The Widow Ledger. Maybe that just bugs me, and I'm a raging bitch. But at the time of Heath's death, he was spending his nights with Lohans and Olsens, and Michelle was rumored to have other lovers too. Photos courtesy of Fame.

Sister Wives are back and they’ve gone Vegas, did you miss them? Posted: 23 Sep 2011 08:18 AM PDT Did you miss the Sister Wives? I’d totally forgotten about them, but I can’t tell you how excited I am for their return! They’ve moved to Vegas from Utah and they’re starting to get all famewhorey and bicker-y. (Is that a word?) Things are really looking reality show predictable for this giant blended family of crazy polygamists! Yay, did I use enough exclamation points there?! Anyway Radar has a clip of the new season, coming out Sunday, and it looks awesome. Meri gained weight and is trying to hide it with giant feathered hair. Janelle looks really tired and over it. Christine is super worried about something. The youngest and newest piece, Robyn, is pregnant and we get to see her announce it and make the other wives even more jealous. (Although that may save that drama for another episode.) In this episode they throw a pool party that’s co-ed and they freak out a little because they’re supposedly religious and “conservative.” Then they try to explain that to parents of their kids’ friends, with the Vegas mom showcasing her giant boob job in a tiny Spiderman T-Shirt. The Sister Wives are back and in this exclusive clip from the third season premiere, obtained by RadarOnline.com, the kids are allowed to have a coed pool party! The polygamist family headed by Kody Brown and his four wives are unconventional, but struggle to find ways for their kids to interact with other children from outside their family. "We're a pretty conservative family so the fact that we were having a co-ed pool party was a little on the fringe for me, so we were keeping an eye on the kids," Kody admitted. The family has moved to Las Vegas, Nevada, after their emotional departure from Utah, and are having a difficult time adjusting to the move so the party is a time for Kody and his four wives to get to know their kids' friends and their parents. One couple who chatted with Kody and his wives joked that Logan, the only boy at the party with the girls was "with a harem." Kody quickly shot that comparison down though: "That's not a harem, careful!" Tune into the third season of the highly anticipated show to watch as the family adjusts to their new home, a new baby, and the pressure that comes from their controversial lifestyle. [From Radar Online] I’ll be watching this, waiting for the cracks in their relationships to turn into fissures and waiting for the inevitable Botox, fake nails and fake bake that these women will get as they emulate the other Vegas moms. It’s wrong but it’s expected and it will happen. I hope Meri gets out soon, and I’d love to see Janelle tell Kody to stuff it. Christine and Robyn can share his goofy conditional love.

Why does Fergie’s wax figure look nothing like her current face? Posted: 23 Sep 2011 08:07 AM PDT Earlier this year, I began noting in exhaustive detail how Fergie had completely transformed her face. Josh Duhamel claimed that his wife had merely "changed lipsticks" - because apparently that's the latest code for "thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery." So… that was this past Spring. How long does it take to make a wax figure? Several months, right? So why does Fergie's wax figure have some version of her old face? Too harsh? Honestly, if you really look at the wax figure, I'm not sure Fergie EVER looked like that. The wax figure is giving me Denise Richards/Doutzen Kroes vibes, so perhaps the wax figure is simply Fergie's aspirational look. Like, Madama Tussauds simply made of wax figure of who Fergie is IN HER SOUL. In her soul, she looks like Doutzen Kroes. Who doesn't? Funny story - Fergie's wax figure cost $300,000 to make. SERIOUSLY. $300,000 is likely also how much it costs for Fergie to get enough plastic surgery to look like Doutzen Kroes. Fergie's wax figure will be staying at the Las Vegas Madame Tussauds, by the way. Also - can we talk about how bad Fergie's current hair is? It ages her. And I think her old face is growing back. Photos courtesy of WENN.

Jennifer Aniston is the cat that got the cream & Justin Theroux looks anxious Posted: 23 Sep 2011 07:50 AM PDT These are photos of Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston in NYC last night. Apparently, they went to dinner and went to an art auction for "Artists for Haiti". You can see additional photos of them here. To my eye, Justin seems to have a little bit of an odd look, right? I'm not talking about his only "fancy" outfit, basically the only thing he wears when he wants to "dress up" - black skinny jeans, white dress shirt, skinny tie. Seriously dude, you're 40. It's time to invest in some nicer "fancy clothes" - especially considering that you're dating a woman who loves luxury. Why hasn't Aniston bought him some better clothes? Instead, she seems to have changed her dress style to mimic his hipster threads. Anyway, the "odd look" I was talking about on Justin is the slowly-processing look of panic. Is he starting to feel like he's in over his head? Come on, Justin! You're the white knight for America's Sweetheart! You're one half of "Hollywood's hottest couple" - no joke, that's what Radar calls them: Hollywood's hottest couple, that's Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux to you, got all gussied up and took New York City by storm Thursday, and RadarOnline.com has photos of the dashing duo. It appears the couple has already started to dress alike, rocking his and her versions of minimalist chic as they headed out on the town. The Friends beauty donned a clingy black jersey dress with her sleek blonde hair framing her face, while her hunky beau looked ever so dapper in an Italian cut black suit and what looked like freshly dyed black hair, slicked up and back. Jen, a west coast transplant, seems to have already gotten the hang of dressing for the seasons, preparing for a chilly east coast Autumn night with a bulky grey sweater in her hands. [From Radar] Yeah, I actually like Aniston's outfit, but I have literally no idea why Jennifer looks like the cat who got the cream. Yes, her dress is cute and the boots are especially good, but she's still with a balding hipster who cheated with her when he had a girlfriend of 14 years. What's that? Are you going to tell me that there's no actual "proof" of that? There's as much "proof" that Aniston is a homewrecker as there is with Angelina Jolie. And I will continue to point it out - she's no victim. Stop treating her like one. Look at her - she's fine. She's happy. Stop making her into a relationship martyr. Photos courtesy of Fame.

Courtney Stodden describes her wedding night in detail Posted: 23 Sep 2011 07:11 AM PDT You know that look you make when you taste something really sour and your bottom lip curls down while you make a uncontrollable grimace? I swear my face has been stuck that way for the ten minutes since I read this article. Well yesterday Courtney Stodden, who just turned 17, stopped by the offices of Radar Online with her new 51 year-old husband, Doug Hutchinson. As is typical for Courtney, she said a lot of suggestive, totally inappropriate and cringe-inducing stuff, only this time she seems to have taken it to the next level. She told Radar (this is your last warning, turn away now if you don’t want to imagine this) that she was “aroused for 24 hours straight” on her wedding night with her old ass husband. Then she claimed that her version of college was learning about his body or something. Do I need to eat a s’more or something sickly sweet to make my face go back to normal? I don’t want to get wrinkles from this. Teen bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old actor hubby, Doug Hutchison stopped by the offices of RadarOnline.com Thursday for a spellbinding interview. Fielding probing questions from our readers Courtney gave a no-holds-barred sit-down, dishing on her home life with Doug, what she would study if she went to college (Doug's body!) and her super sexy wedding night. "We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight," Courtney, who was a 16-year-old virgin when she married Doug, candidly confessed of their first night together as man and wife. When asked why she thought people found her and Doug's union so controversial, Courtney teased: "I think it was because he was 51 and his life is over and I'm just venturing out on mine. I'm here to make the second half of [Doug's] life a lot better! One highlight of the Q & A was Courtney's response when asked what she would study if she wanted to further her education. “I would go to college and study all of Doug," she laughed. "All of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun.” At times the 17-year-old sex kitten seemed more like she was posing for Playboy than being interviewed by an entertainment website — pouting provocatively, tossing her abundant blonde mane, and stroking her tanned and toned thighs. But, when asked what it is about Doug that inspires her, Courtney took no time in getting straight to the point. "He's cooking for me, cleaning for me, he's like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that's very inspiring to me," she said. At that point Doug interrupted the interview and insisted that he does NOT wear an apron around the home! And, there's more to Doug than just his cleaning and bedroom skills! "He's teaching me acting, thank you. We just did a little acting class two nights ago," Courtney purred at her beloved. "We have to resume that." [From Radar Online] My favorite line “he was 51 and his life is over and I'm just venturing out on mine.” Is that what she’s counting on, the dude to take care of the house until he dies, at which point she can head out on her own? It’s probably going to be at least 30 years. The only upside to this story is the fact that there is no video of this. (Update: There’s video now. It’s as bad as you might think.) In Courtney’s case, it actually does look worse than you might imagine when she makes all those freaky faces and licks her lips. She looks like a cat in its first heat. She’s just a kid, though, and it’s not her fault she turned out like this. I blame the awful stage mother who turned her into a parody of a sex kitten. This also answers the question of whether she writes her own tweets. I think she does. Courtney was live on Radar’s Facebook page via UStream to answer user-submitted questions. The comments on the video are hilarious: Chesley: my question is why you dress like a hooker? Lucia: i think that was so lame…she won’t get big! Eric: Wow none of my questions were answered. Now I hate my life. Courtney and Doug are making all these appearances to promote that reality show they just scored a production deal for THAT NO NETWORK WILL EVER RUN. This is skeevy and exploitative as hell, no matter how much the poor teen seems to be complicit in it. She doesn’t seem capable of making that decision on her own at all.

Sarah Jessica Parker’s little lace dress: too ‘young’ and too ‘doily’? Posted: 23 Sep 2011 07:01 AM PDT Last night was the premiere of Paul McCartney's debut ballet, Ocean's Kingdom. Paul wrote the music for the ballet, and he and all of his friends showed up to support him. Well, some of his friends. Sarah Jessica Parker was one of the big guests, probably because she's somehow associated with the New York City Ballet… is she on the board? Is she the ballet ambassador? Something like that. Anyway, SJP wore this little lace dress that I feel very strongly about. I feel that this dress is really unattractive, in general, and it's a damn tragedy on SJP. I mean…you already know how I feel about lace looks in general. So there’s that. And… look, she's thin, she can pull off lots of different styles, so it's not like her body looks "gross" in the dress. But it just feels like she's showing way too much skin, and seriously, why for white lace? Sarah Jessica, you're 46. Stop with the girlish, virginal, bridal, skin-bearing looks. Candace Bushnell, author of Sex and the City (the books and the column) was there too. Candace has tweaked her face, correct? AND THOSE SHOES. Not with that dress, bitch. Christopher Meloni, just because. So cute. And the man of the hour, Paul McCartney with his fiancée Nancy. They look lovely together. Photos courtesy of WENN.

Bill Hudson calls out Goldie Hawn & daughter Kate as twin slutty maneaters Posted: 23 Sep 2011 06:56 AM PDT I’m rather perplexed about these pictures of Kate Hudson (with boyfriend and baby daddy Matt Bellamy) on 9/15 that feature Kate hiding the lower part of her face from the photographers. It isn’t as if she’s pulling her entire face under a hat, just the lower portion. Not that this necessarily means anything, but it’s slightly odd. What’s she hiding? Speaking of various shades of privacy, Kate’s father, Bill is still leaking excerpts from his upcoming memoir, Two Versions: The other side of fame and family. Last time, we discussed his claims that Kate has done really “awful” things and that Goldie hasn’t helped matters due to her alleged pattern of parental alienation. Both sides seemed truly pathetic, but many of you agreed that Bill was the douchier party because he’s the one airing the family’s dirty laundry in public for some cash. The whole vibe was geared towards selling a book that no one would otherwise want to read at the expense of dragging out decades-old trash to the pop culture curb; and my assumption was that he was only in it for the money and not that he was pulling a Billy Ray Cyrus by emotionally blackmailing his daughter into rebuilding their lost daddy-daughter relationship. However, the latter notion is exactly what Bill claims to be hoping for after the release of his memoir. Yet the fact that he’s completely calling out Goldie as a cheating wife and slutty bed-hopper and declaring that Kate’s going the same slutty way, well, that doesn’t bode well for Bill’s self-declared good intentions. Unsurprisingly, there’s lots of drug-related stuff in the memoir too: Kate Hudson may have inherited more than just her megawatt smile from mom Goldie Hawn. In an explosive new tell-all, Kate’s estranged father, Bill Hudson claims that Goldie was a drugged-out absentee mother who passed her bed-hopping ways along to her A-list daughter. In a Star world exclusive, Bill, 61, is releasing excerpts from Two Versions: The Other Side of Fame and Family, due out by Nov. 1. He recalls falling for Goldie by their second date at a Rolling Stones concert in 1975, despite her drug use. “A joint got passed to Goldie, and she took a giant toke. A large plate of cocaine came by, and she took a huge snort. We headed back to her house…had some wine, and both smoked some pot. We spent most of the night getting high. The pair ultimately wed and had a son, Oliver, in 1976. But Goldie’s focus soon changed. “Her priorities shifted when she filmed Foul Play with Chevy Chose, and our kids were her [second] priority,” Bill writes, revealing that by the time Kate was born in 1979, he felt like a sperm donor. “It was very businesslike,” he writes. “The attitude was to basically have this baby, get it done, and keep moving. It felt like another project.” But it was Goldie’s insistence on an “open” relationship, not her ambition, that doomed their marriage, he claims. “She was more into show business than I ever was, and I could live with that, but not the infidelity,” Bill says. Notorious ladies’ man Warren Beatty came between the couple after he costarred with Goldie in Shampoo, but the last straw was her fling with french actor Yves Renier, whom she met while filming Private Benjamin. Bill filed for divorce when Kate was just a year old. His ability to bond with his daughter was hampered even more by Goldie’s new man, Kurt Russell. “The lack of visitation meant many knock-down, drag-out fights [with] Goldie,” Bill writes. “[The kids] didn’t realize that I was slowly but surely being replaced as their father figure.” As the fighting intensified, so did the distance between Bill and his children. Finally, he simply gave up: “I will honestly regret that decision until the day I die,” he admits. Bill still harbors some hard feelings against Kate, who he says is doing the same thing as her mother. “Kate was married to Chris Robinson and then divorced him to be with Owen Wilson. It closely mirrored my situation with Goldie.” Bill hopes that his memoir will serve as an olive branch and lead to a reconciliation with his children. “I realize there’s nothing I can do to fix it, but I hope there is eventually a resolution.” [From Star, print edition, October 3, 2011] Part of me wants to feel sorry for Bill if he was truly pushed out of his children’s lives, but I also think that if he really wanted to be involved, he wouldn’t have given up in the face of any amount of pressure. Also, Bill makes quite the assumption that Kate divorced Robinson just to be with Owen Wilson. Exactly how does he know the inner workings of his daughter’s romantic life if he hasn’t spoken to her in decades? Even if Bill is unconsciously projecting Goldie’s alleged ways onto Kate, it’s still out of line for a father to say this in public about his own daughter. I mean, we all know that Kate is a serial monogamist and can’t be without a man for even a moment, but seriously, “Dad,” shut your mouth. Photos courtesy of Fame

Kate Gosselin pitching a dating show, worried she’ll need welfare Posted: 23 Sep 2011 06:10 AM PDT Star Magazine is reporting that Kate Gosselin is desperate to cling to fame, which is entirely supported by everything she’s done and everything she’s said about wanting to stay on television. They also claim that she’s pitching a dating show to networks “about her romantic life.” She must mean her romantic life where desperate famewhore guys date her for some camera time, barely tolerating her presence, while she continues to screw the married bodyguard, the guy she’s been dating for the past two and a half years. That’s never going to happen, no one is going to give her a reality show at this point, but I could be wrong. It would make for good television to mock in brief segments on “The Soup” at least. “[Kate has] found it very difficult to get over the fact her show was canceled and her fame will soon fizzle out,” says a source. But the divorced mom of eight isn’t accepting her fate without a fight. “She is hoping for another show,” reveals the source, and not one that focuses on family. “She wants it to deal with dating…” [Kate]… has set her sights on finding a new man. And she’s persistently pitching ideas for a show about her romantic life to networks “just to get back on television,” the source explains. [From Star Magazine, print edition, October 3, 2011] No one is going to bite. Kate is just too unlikable a person at this point and her “fan base” consists of people who are interested in her adorable children, not her. Meanwhile last week’s National Enquirer reported that Kate is so worried about money now that she’s afraid she’ll “end up on welfare and food stamps.” She’s like Octomom with money, only mean and OCD instead of openly crazy and manic. Also, Kate blames Jon for screwing her out of their massive paycheck. Kate is losing sleep over how she’s going to support herself and her [kids]. She fears they’ll end up on welfare and food stamps, sources tell The Enquirer. “None of this would have happened if Jon had just kept his zipper zipped!” Kate angrily told a pal. “We could have kept going indefinitely with shows even after our divorce. Jon destroyed everything!…” Kate has been reluctant to give up some of her luxury trappings. She was spotted in early September driving an Audi TT sports car which only seats two people - and has a base price of nearly $50,000. [From The National Enquirer, print edition, September 26, 2011] Yes it’s all Jon’s fault that no one wants to watch Kate order her kids around on television and that Kate squandered all her money on personal care, a huge house, staff and private school for the children. She’s living in a world where she’s a big star and can get whatever she wants. She’s about to face the reality she was too stuck up her own ass to prepare for. These photos are from New Zealand in January. Credit: Pacific Coast News

Linnocent caused a cracked-out scene by confronting her lover’s wife Posted: 23 Sep 2011 05:38 AM PDT Another day, another crackie extravaganza. You know what my plans are this evening? My mom is going to pick up some food for me and we're going to watch this week's episode of The Hour. That's what I'm looking forward to today, and I seriously can't wait. You might say it's a simple joy, or that my life should really be more exciting. Perhaps you're right, but I can guarantee you one thing: I will get so much joy and fulfillment from simply having dinner with my mom and watching one of my favorite shows than Linnocent will ever have with in the midst of one of her endless crack dramas. Beyond the crack, blow, liquor, pills and whatever else Linnocent is into, her biggest drug of choice is drama: she's not living unless she's causing a crack ruckus. So… with that in mind, Linnocent's latest crack drama involves that hotelier, Vikram Chatwal, who Linnocent has been "friends with" for months. They were just photographed together a few days ago - the paparazzi got photos where it looked like they were doing lines together, and some other shady stuff. Some say he's Linnocent's boyfriend. Some say he's her john. Some say they're coke-buddies. I wonder what his wife says? Lindsay Lohan got her claws out in a confrontation with the Indian model wife of millionaire hotelier Vikram Chatwal, just days after the troubled starlet and Chatwal were spotted kissing at his home in New York. Lohan rudely confronted stunning Priya Sachdev at the Dream Downtown on Wednesday night, saying with obvious disdain, "You are his wife?" This was followed by a sour face right out of her movie "Mean Girls," spies said. Dream owner Chatwal married Sachdev at a lavish seven-day ceremony in 2006, and they later separated. They have a daughter and have remained close. But Chatwal was seen kissing Lohan on photographs posted on the Internet as they cozied up near a window of his New York home a few days ago. A source told us, "Lindsay had been staying at Vikram's house and even installed her hairdresser in the baby's room, but was told to leave before his wife arrived from India with the child a few days ago. His father, Sant Singh, has tried to order Lindsay out numerous times. Lindsay found out Vikram was hosting a dinner at the Dream, and turned up with a friend at the hotel's Electric Room, waiting for him," the source said. "That's when the trouble started. Priya was very dignified, but Lindsay was so rude. She acted as if she'd had no idea Vikram was married, and tried to make it clear that Vikram was her friend. Others had to step in to calm things down." Chatwal flew Lohan to town before Fashion Week on his jet, and they've been repeatedly spotted partying together. Our source said, "Vikram's family worry that Lindsay is bad news and want him to stay away from her." Lohan's rep, Steve Honig, last night denied she and Chatwal were in a relationship. He said, "Vikram and Lindsay are good friends, and there is absolutely no romance going on between them." Of the incident, "This is the first I've heard of it." A spokesman for Chatwal said, "No comment at this time." [From Page Six] I mean… OF COURSE Linnocent made a scene with Vikram's wife. OF COURSE. Because Linnocent has no shame. Because everything revolves around her, even this poor bastard's marriage. But seriously, Vikram is an adult man and he's probably using Linnocent for some very gross and disgusting things, and he gets his money's worth. Let's not pretend that Linnocent is a "bad influence" destroying this once-decent man. No. He's shady and she's shady. They fit. By the way, yesterday Radar reported this hilarity: Lindsay Lohan has been keeping herself busy attending New York fashion week and getting ready to jet off to Milan to shoot an ad campaign, but the starlet’s advisers are telling her to prioritize, buckle down and put in much needed hours to complete her court ordered community service, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. However, the Mean Girls star, 25, is ignoring their advice, so far. Lindsay was ordered to complete a whopping 480 hours of community service in connection with her no contest plea in her misdemeanor theft case. Lindsay’s next court date, which she was previously ordered to attend, is on October 17, 2011 for a progress report hearing. Los Angeles Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lindsay to 380 hours of community service at the Downtown Women’s Center, and 100 hours at the Los Angeles County Morgue. “Lindsay has completed about 60 hours at the Downtown Women’s Center. Lindsay hasn’t done any time at the morgue," a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. "Lindsay has completed her shoplifters awareness class but is falling behind on her other commitments. "Lindsay’s team is telling her she needs to log significant time to show the judge that she is working towards completing her hours, but she is ignoring them. Lindsay’s rationale is that she has a year to complete the service, so she isn’t concerned about it right now." Lindsay’s team has a good reason to be concerned given her track record of complying with terms of probation. “The judge has told Lindsay in the past that she will not accept any excuses whatsoever for her failure to complete her community service, period. If Lindsay was smart, she would work to get those hours done,” the insider says. Lindsay publicist, Steve Honig, tells RadarOnline.com that his client has been working hard to juggle her work and community service demands. “Lindsay has been working very closely with her advisors to balance the demands of making a living while at the same time fulfilling her court-mandated obligations,”he says. Meanwhile, Lindsay father, Michael Lohan, says he has concerns. "While she is beautiful I am concerned about her community service at hand. Her lawyers and I have done all we can to keep her out of jail and the last thing in the world I want to see is her to get violated," he tells RadarOnline.com. " I just want to see her back where she was at the best part of her life. The only way she will accomplish that is if we as a family put our differences aside and heal these wounds. This is not something a band aid can fix.” As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the Hollywood wild child allegedly threw a glass at a photographer at a party at a hotel in New York City last week during fashion week. Lindsay, later on that same evening, reportedly threw a drink at another snapper. [From Radar] Yeah… the California legal system stopped caring a long time ago. Linnocent has the right idea - no one is going to make her do the community service hours, so why bother? When she goes into court for her next hearing, the judge will give her a lecture and Linnocent will roll her eyes and pout her crack lips, and she'll probably even make a little "jerking off" gesture to the judge and the judge will stop mid-lecture and laugh and say, "Yeah, who am I kidding? You wanna do some lines in my chambers?" Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

Enquirer: Stacy Keibler is talking about having George Clooney’s baby Posted: 23 Sep 2011 05:09 AM PDT Surprisingly, you bitches weren't all over yesterday's Stacy Keibler-George Clooney story. Why? Is it because I used a photo of Stacy for the front page? I'd like some feedback on that, honestly. If you see an image of Cray-Cray Keibler on the front page, and you less likely to read the story than if I used a photo of George Clooney? This is today's experiment. Anyway, today's Keibler-Clooney story comes via The Enquirer. Apparently, Cray-Cray is already thinking about babies. Because that never ended badly for one of Clooney's girls. What's next, Stacy? Are you going to give a big interview where you talk about how you've always wanted to married, and that's where you see yourself within the next year? Because he's not afraid of dumping you. Stacy Keibler has told pals she desperately wants to get pregnant by the dashing 50-year-old George Clooney, say insiders. "Stacy would like nothing more than to be the mother of George's child," revealed a source close to Keibler. "She said, 'Oh my God, we would have such beautiful children!'" An enthusiastic Stacy once told a reporter: "I would like to have a family someday, and I can't wait to be a stay-at-home mom." Stacy is "just a regular girl at heart from Baltimore and would love to bring a baby home to her family there," said the close source. [From The Enquirer, print edition] It's like Stacy wasn't issued the "What Not To Discuss" Checklist For Clooney's Ladies. Sarah Larson should definitely run off another copy and send it to her. Seriously though, I'm going to hold my breath and wait this one out. So far, Stacy has been giving interviews and talking a lot about herself, but she hasn't directly crossed a line into "Elisabetta Territory" yet. Mostly, I get the feeling that Stacy is just trying to hustle some work out of this Clooney gig. More power to her, I guess. Oh, and the Enquirer also had a little story about Clooney sending Stacy's mom sunflowers. According to a source, "George sent a bouquet of two dozen sunflowers to Stacy's mom, Patricia. It wasn't for a special occasion – he just enclosed a note saying he hoped the flowers would brighten her day. Stacy didn't even know he'd done it until her mother called and told her. That certainly brightened George's chances with Stacy!" Hahaha, yeah, why is Clooney trying to get in good with the mom? Much like a reality-version of Pretty Woman, Stacy is a sure thing. She's impressed that Clooney even calls her. He doesn't need to romance her mom too. Photos courtesy of WENN.

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