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“Jean Dujardin’s new movie posters could hurt his Oscar campaign” links Posted: 03 Feb 2012 10:39 AM PST I think these Jean Dujardin posters are really eye-catching and interesting. [LaineyGossip] This ice-skater fashion gallery is hilarious! [Go Fug Yourself] Kristen Stewart wishes we would just freeze to death. [Dlisted] OH HELLO JAMES BOND. [Pop Sugar] Ryan Kwanten is guesting on The New Girl! I love their guest stars. [Celebuzz] Garrett Hedlund & Kiki Dunst are unemployed. [A Socialite Life] Vanessa Hudgens in yellow. Meh. [The Blemish] I'm embarrassed for LL Cool J. [Evil Beet] More reasons why This Means War is going to be awful. [Pajiba] This is seriously In Touch Weekly's cover this week. [IDLITW] Michelle Williams plans an ironic RV trip. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Lady Gaga's parents open an awful restaurant. [CDAN] The Mullet is writing a memoir, Hillbilly Heart. Or, The Mullet Speaks. Or The Mullet Comes Alive! Or Mullets & Miley: A True Story. [ICYDK] Dear Demi Lovato: Just stop. [Yeeeah] The Susan G. Komen Foundation is in the middle of a self-created sh-tstorm. [Jezebel] Review of The Woman In Black. [Moe Jackson] The Asparagus Whisperer. [The Frisky]

Lana del Rey covers Vogue UK: why is this chick getting so much attention? Posted: 03 Feb 2012 10:03 AM PST Some days, when CB and I can't find anything to write about, we just start gossiping about someone random and, in my opinion, our conversations should be archived for hilarity's sake. This just happened with Lana del Rey – she's on the cover of the March issue of Vogue UK, she was just photographed in NYC last night, everybody has been talking about how much they love-or-hate her, and I just don't get it. Why is Lana del Rey a thing? Why do people have such strong opinions about her? She’s completely fake and manufactured, correct? That's my take – CB's take was along the lines of (I'm paraphrasing) "That fake-lipped dumbass bugs me." I understand that Lana's performance on Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago was universally panned. Here's one of her live performances: Awful. And shortly after that, Lana went from "barely known hipster whose real name is Lizzie Grant" to "object of universal scorn." Her album, Born To Die, dropped this week, and critics had a field day shredding her apart. Here's the music video for "Born To Die." Not as bad as the SNL performance, but why does she sing like she's on Quaaludes? I still don't get it. But the moral of the story seems to be that all press is good press – Born to Die is the number one album this week, and Lana thinks her fan base is growing. She tweeted, “Thank you for making the record #1 in 11 countries. Your sweet words have softened the effect of even the harshest reviews. I adore you.” For the love of God, WHY IS SHE A THING? Here's Lana outside of the Ed Sullivan theater last night: Photos courtesy of WENN.

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