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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.3.12
- Snooki Peed All Over The Floor Of A Club (Subtitle: Now I Want To Knock Her Up)
- Jamie Lynn Spears Thinks ‘Teen Mom’ is Brave
- Vanessa Hudgens’ Breasts Are Still Marketing ‘Journey 2′
- Madonna On Lady GaGa: ‘She’s No Britney Spears’
- Rihanna Stole Reese Witherspoon’s Hair and Other News
- Bruce Willis Told Demi Moore To Go To Rehab, She Chose Penis Cake And Whip-Its
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.3.12 Posted: 03 Feb 2012 12:00 PM PST        Awesome. Now I can’t stop trying to remember the warthog’s name from The Lion King. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that Whitney Houston‘s back at the top of her game, Russell Brands‘s nipples will feed Beverly Hills’ homeless (as well as sex them all into salvation) and for Christ’s sake Read More ... |
| Snooki Peed All Over The Floor Of A Club (Subtitle: Now I Want To Knock Her Up) Posted: 03 Feb 2012 10:52 AM PST        After finding out that no less than four dudes might’ve put a baby in Snooki, apparently last night’s episode of Jersey Shore features a scene (after the jump) where America’s favorite Ewok Slam Pig just literally starts peeing all over the dance floor of a club before going to the lady’s room and spraying her Read More ... |
| Jamie Lynn Spears Thinks ‘Teen Mom’ is Brave Posted: 03 Feb 2012 10:13 AM PST        The last time we saw Jamie Lynn Spears on the site it was 2009, and you’ll be surprised to learn she was not murdered by Britney in a freak Whopper accident as I’ve assumed since then. Turns out she’s been quietly raising her daughter Maddie while biding her time until it becomes her turn to Read More ... |
| Vanessa Hudgens’ Breasts Are Still Marketing ‘Journey 2′ Posted: 03 Feb 2012 09:13 AM PST        In case her week-long bikini tour through Hawaii wasn’t enough, here’s Vanessa Hudgens breasts leaving a dance studio yesterday before walking the red carpet at the LA premiere of Journey 2. And you almost have to respect the simplicity of the marketing here because instead of convoluted, focus group’d horseshit where brands are “synergized,” some Read More ... |
| Madonna On Lady GaGa: ‘She’s No Britney Spears’ Posted: 03 Feb 2012 08:35 AM PST        “I guess if GaGa were to have kids, I’d probably devour them or convert them to a life of serving my dark arts, but can we talk about me now? I’m kind of great.” Apparently Madonna‘s giving 800 interviews these days – Presumably to lay waste to Gwyneth Paltrow‘s measly one. “Ha! Harper’s Bazaar. Pitiful Read More ... |
| Rihanna Stole Reese Witherspoon’s Hair and Other News Posted: 03 Feb 2012 08:30 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Last time I checked Tinkerbell didn’t have huge fake tits. And oh, how I’ve checked. - Dr. Phil thinks men care what he has to say now. Ha, that guy! - Here’s who’s all up in Scarlett Johansson these days. - Brad Pitt is fond of Read More ... |
| Bruce Willis Told Demi Moore To Go To Rehab, She Chose Penis Cake And Whip-Its Posted: 03 Feb 2012 06:38 AM PST        Shortly before Demi Moore somehow found herself in the hospital after sucking back whip-its and K2 Spice on a stomach full of nothing but Red Bulls, Bruce Willis reportedly urged her to go to rehab. So just assume that conversation involved both of their daughters looking like the goddamn Elephant Man so they’ve been through Read More ... |
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