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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.11.12 Claudia Galanti vs. Claudia Romani
- ‘Man Of Steel’ Has A New Trailer
- Anne Hathaway Will Premiere A Movie Until Someone Sees Her Vagina
- Hayden Panettiere’s Experiment With Normal Sized Penis is Over
- Mario Lopez’s Buttcheeks Are The True Meaning of Christmas
- Amanda Seyfried Banged Channing Tatum
- Charlie Sheen To Lindsay Lohan: ‘Why You No BJ?’
- Kristen Stewart Gets Naked in ‘On The Road,’ Acts Like a Real B#tch About It
- Good Morning, Erin Heatherton’s Victoria’s Secret Bikini Shoot, and Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.11.12 Claudia Galanti vs. Claudia Romani Posted: 11 Dec 2012 01:00 PM PST        Welcome to the part of the day where I type words that no one will read because there’s a famewhore butt battle going on just above them. Just wanted to let you know that tomorrow this will be back to the usual eclectic The Crap We Missed, which I’ve been cultivating since Friday. No sign Read More ... |
| ‘Man Of Steel’ Has A New Trailer Posted: 11 Dec 2012 12:01 PM PST  Here’s the newer, longer trailer for Man of Steel that showcases the different parenting styles of Russell Crowe and Kevin Costner who I’ll now refer to as Hugging Space Dad and Eh, Let People Die Dad from here on out. Not that I’m complaining because at least they finally explain why Superman keeps flying into Read More ... |
| Anne Hathaway Will Premiere A Movie Until Someone Sees Her Vagina Posted: 11 Dec 2012 10:27 AM PST        First person to notice she’s wearing Batman’s robot knee-brace thing is doing it wrong which was not at all what I was originally going to make this post about. Who told you that? Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Hayden Panettiere’s Experiment With Normal Sized Penis is Over Posted: 11 Dec 2012 10:20 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Hayden Panettiere thought she would be just fine bouncing from Wladimir Klitschko to Scotty McKnight. But now that’s ended as well and I’d like to just say, I saw this coming. TMZ: Sources tell us … the two broke up a couple of weeks ago … but it wasn’t a nasty Read More ... |
| Mario Lopez’s Buttcheeks Are The True Meaning of Christmas Posted: 11 Dec 2012 10:00 AM PST  Posted by Photo Boy “When they heard the king, they departed; and behold, the star which they had seen in the East went before them, till it came and stood over where the young Child was.” Matthew 2:9 — Nailed it. Photo: Bauer-Griffin Read More ... |
| Amanda Seyfried Banged Channing Tatum Posted: 11 Dec 2012 09:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Despite her weird proclivity for collecting stuffed dead things, Amanda Seyfried has proven her worth by freely sharing her ladyparts with her costars. Of course Channing Tatum was no exception, as Seyfried recently revealed to People: Everybody wants to have sex with him. And the only person he wants to have Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen To Lindsay Lohan: ‘Why You No BJ?’ Posted: 11 Dec 2012 08:15 AM PST        So remember when Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 to help with her IRS debt and everyone just assumed she blew him because she’s a prostitute. A prostitute of the night. Turns out he really did just send her the money out of the goodness of his heart which she immediately spent without even thanking Read More ... |
| Kristen Stewart Gets Naked in ‘On The Road,’ Acts Like a Real B#tch About It Posted: 11 Dec 2012 07:30 AM PST        “Cunnilig– Wha? They told me there was a young man with a salami tray over here.” Posted by Photo Boy The last time we saw Kristen Stewart she was pretending to still be in a relationship with Robert Pattinson as well as threatening to destroy Ben Affleck‘s by even mentioning interest in his next project, Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Erin Heatherton’s Victoria’s Secret Bikini Shoot, and Other News Posted: 11 Dec 2012 06:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Jennifer Aniston placed objects near her stomac–PREGNANT!!! - There aren’t any breasts here today, because this thing could get you antilaid. - Yoko Ono covers Katy Perry‘s ‘Fireworks.’ Just..I don’t even.. - There are so many racial and religious stereotypes in this thing, it’s almost exactly Read More ... |
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