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• The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.3.12
• Gerard Butler Photobombed The Sh-t Out Of David Beckham’s Last Game
• Heidi Klum Finally Got To Wear An Insanely Elaborate Costume. Suck It, Weather!
• And Now Rihanna’s In Her Underwear With Chris Brown In Case The Other Instagrams Weren’t Clear
• Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Duchess of Cambridge’s Royal Uterus Has Been Sperminated!
• Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris Are Engaged. Again.
• The IRS Seized Lindsay Lohan’s Bank Accounts
• Paris Hilton Still Thinks She’s A DJ And Other News

The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.3.12 Posted: 03 Dec 2012 01:00 PM PST Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures Read More ...

Gerard Butler Photobombed The Sh-t Out Of David Beckham’s Last Game Posted: 03 Dec 2012 12:00 PM PST In every photo like this, there’s always Gerard Butler saying “This id’na my coke den,” with his eyes. Or David Beckham getting a monster BJ. Either one. Photos: INFdailyRead More ...

Heidi Klum Finally Got To Wear An Insanely Elaborate Costume. Suck It, Weather! Posted: 03 Dec 2012 10:58 AM PST Thanks to Hurricane Sandy flooding the east coast with her salty menstrual waves, Heidi Klum was forced to cancel her annual Halloween party where she shows up in some crazy elaborate costume that I’m almost positive she starts putting on in April. So here she is hosting her Haunted Holiday Party Saturday night where she Read More ...

And Now Rihanna’s In Her Underwear With Chris Brown In Case The Other Instagrams Weren’t Clear Posted: 03 Dec 2012 10:14 AM PST Because these two really want everyone to know they’re fucking without just tweeting, “Hey, we’re fucking,” Rihanna and Chris Brown have another super-subtle Instagram, only this time around he posted it on his fuckyopictures (Yup.) account with the caption: “What would music today sound like if these kids didn’t exist?” Not shitty? I’m guessing not Read More ...

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Duchess of Cambridge’s Royal Uterus Has Been Sperminated! Posted: 03 Dec 2012 09:09 AM PST “You’ve done it now, William, there’s no saving the bloodline after this. Why could you not have a girl, mother?!” After all that naked stuff happened to them back in September, Kate Middleton and Prince Charles needed something to distract from the Royal Brillo Pad of Pelvicton Lane and while racism seemed like a good Read More ...

Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris Are Engaged. Again. Posted: 03 Dec 2012 08:23 AM PST “I knew you’d fly back to me, Amelia Earhart.” The last time Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris got engaged, she ditched him five days before the wedding, hocked her ring then went on Howard Stern and told everyone Hugh’s a never-nude that ejaculates at the drop of a wooden nickel. So how you let a Read More ...

The IRS Seized Lindsay Lohan’s Bank Accounts Posted: 03 Dec 2012 07:24 AM PST Lindsay Lohan supposedly made $2 million this year, so naturally she used none of it on her $233,904 tax bill even after Charlie Sheen paid half of it and now the IRS has seized her bank accounts. Fortunately the joke’s on them because a napkin with “I.O.U. 1 Blowjob” written on it isn’t real money. Read More ...

Paris Hilton Still Thinks She’s A DJ And Other News Posted: 03 Dec 2012 06:48 AM PST - Katie Holmes can actually act without a stomach full of Xenu pills. Who knew? - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems are here to help you through your Monday. - The time Florida wouldn’t let Christian Slater vote, a tale for the ages. - Tina Fey‘s daughter is literally a Read More ...

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